Touch Me On My Studio – This video clip will be remembered for a very long time. It features AWB General Secretary, Andre Visagie, storming out of ETV News Show, “Africa 360.” He then came back and threatened everyone and then it got physical, with different men threatening each other to touch themselves on their […]

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If you’re one of the people that made up 20,000 views of our last Weather Girls show with Landi Swanepoel, you’ll appreciate this. If you didn’t watch that video, you’re making a grave mistake – because you will more than likely fall off your chair – for a variety of reasons. Not least of which […]

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Well not really, but there are certain elements in this trailer that do ring a bell. With all the 2oceansvibe Associate Brands “taking care” of the vibe in general, one can draw comparisons. Obviously the movie “The Joneses” is quite tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing – whereas here at 2oceansvibe, it’s common knowledge that we […]

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It didn’t take long for the first iPad porn site to appear. Now I know you will be able to access the usual porn sites on the iPad, but, without Flash capabilities, some of them might not work. I assume! I mean, I don’t know anything about porn sites, but *ahem* it’s an interesting discussion, […]

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Table Mountain needs your vote to become one of the New7Wonders of Nature in 2011! Table Mountain Table Mountain has been shortlisted, along with 28 other natural wonders, for the prestigious accolade. On April 7, 2010, Table Mountain was sitting in the bottom half of the rankings, meaning that much help is needed for Cape […]

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Airbrushing Gets Axed In April Issue Of French Marie Claire – If there’s one issue getting more airtime than fashion’s Great Weight Debate, it’s photoshopping. From Ralph Lauren to Redbook, the incriminating evidence of a heavy-handed airbrush has resulted in some seriously bad press. And now France’s Marie Claire magazine is throwing their voice into […]

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This is the vibe the UK press are going for, in one of the tabloids consumed by the masses. And you get two papers for the price of one! Baking! Nice! Exellent. That’s just stunning! Great timing, this whole vibe of ET’s murder vs Malema’s song. Take that, combined with the British press’ propensity for […]

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Outrageous! boasts a who’s who heavyweight comedy team of stand-ups including: John Vlismas, Barry Hilton, Joey Rasdien, Krijay Govender, Loyiso Gola, Mark Banks and Riaad Moosa. Imagine the scene from Tombstone as the sharp-shooters wander into town, ready to do the Riverdance, armed with guns and handlebar moustaches… they mean business! Now the cast from […]

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Everyone seems terribly surprised that an American man, Mahli Gomes, has just been sentenced to eight years of hard labour for illegal entry and “hostile acts” towards North Korea (and therefore Kim Jong il). Good heavens! I think a little thank you would be more appropriate. Our Dear Leader – Kim Jong il The New […]

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Just recently someone asked me why I am so focused on the iPad. “Hahahaha,” I said unto him, “you’re hysterical!” I focus on the iPad because it’s important. I focus on the iPad because there is a new shift in media and technology and delivery, which effects us all. I don’t even need to get […]

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The Sun is giving the Terreblanche murder a full rev! You can read the article if you want, but I’d prefer you didn’t. It’s basically a British reporter’s thoughts on the Terreblanche murder and how it could bring havoc to the World Cup. Maybe it’s a good thing, given that The Sun targets the majority […]

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Steyn van Ronge – the new leader of the AWB The New AWB Leader Doesn’t Look A Thing Like Kenny Rogers – His name is Steyn van Ronge. He is a third generation Free State farmer, and now the permanent new leader of the Afrikaaner Weerstandsbeweging (AWB). His job: to implement a security plan to […]

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Independent Online has compiled a list of the world’s top sporting cheaters, with the late Hansie Cronje stealing second place (see what I did there?), after 100 meter sprinter, Ben Johnson. Ben Johnson claimed the top spot, thanks to his 1988 Seoul Olympic Games doping skandaal. Hansie Cronje The article reads: 2. Hansie Cronje (South […]

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There’s just something about the Liqui Fruit ads that has always excited me. The fresh sparkly fruit, dripping with water, usually combined with a gorgeous young lady, wearing hardly anything. Also dripping with water.. Their latest TV commercial is no different.. CLICK HERE for the latest Liqui Fruit TV commercial When a 2oceansviber reader sent […]

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Some people forget.. Not a day goes past that I don’t give thanks to our Dear Leader. He has given us so much, and yet we give him so little. Let us dedicate everything we do today, that is good, to him. [thanks nico]

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I tell you what, I’m counting the days before this puppy appears at Digicape, But, in the meantime, the best we can do is check out these reviews from leading critics in the US. And they’re not looking too shabby! And for those of you who continue to skip articles about the iPad – WAKE […]

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Outside the San Francisco Apple Store on Saturday The 50 Most Innovative Companies…on the iPad – The more globally and technologically aware of you lot will know that the highky anticipated Apple iPad finally hit shelves overseas this weekend. It sold something silly like 300,000 copies on it’s first day in the US, with total […]

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Julius killed Kenny.. On Saturday night, Eugene Terreblanche (unaffectionately known as “E.T.”), the leader of the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging (AWB) was murdered on his farm in Ventersdorp. The alleged motive for the attack was a pay dispute between him and his slayers – two African gentlemen, aged 21 and 16 year, who hacked and bludgeoned him […]

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Jesus Christ – Superstar Today Is Good Friday – That said, there won’t be too much activity around these parts. But for now, let’s chat about what Good Friday is. Also known as Holy Friday, Black Friday, Great Friday, is a holiday observed primarily by Christians commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, his death at […]

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It seems a lot of people out there are scared of two things when it comes to playing the overseas lotteries online. 1) They’re scared their credit card details won’t be safe and 2) They don’t believe they will get their winnings, if their numbers are chosen for the big jackpots. We’ve teamed up with […]

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Have FIFA gone too far this time? New FIFA TV Viewing Regulation Target Homeowners – FIFA announced on Thursday morning a series of new regulations targeted at private home owners, which will see levies charged on the watching of matches, and restrictions placed on the products that can be consumed during matches being screened in […]

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That’s the rumour going around…. we’ll have to wait and see.. for now though, can we just chat about this car quickly? But let me first take you back to the mid-1950’s, when the following icon was born: The 1955 Mercedes Benz 300SL “Gull Wing” The Mercedes-Benz 300SL was introduced in 1954 as a two-seat, […]

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Very strange behaviour, if you did. I’ll tell you why. You see this morning I tried something new – I went for a 5km run. Which is weird, given that I’m known as a 4km specialist. It’s true, people often refer to me as “The Four Kay Specialist.” It’s either that, or they call me […]

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‘Scuse my French, but quite frankly The Bounty Hunter is a polished turd. This is the kind of movie you’d expect Mel Gibson to star in about 20 years ago… oh wait it was, and he did in Bird on a Wire co-starring alongside his butt and Kate Hudson’s mom, Goldie Hawn. Now before you […]

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20 days ago we got hold of a group shot of a number of South Africa’s top comedian (here) and we asked you if anyone knew what it was about. The comments under the article identified names of comedians in the picture, including Barry Hilton, Nik Rabinowitz, Marc Lottering, John Vlismas, Loyiso Gola, Mark Banks, […]

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This time we’ve got a guy advertising a digs, with a view to dominating Long Street like it’s never been dominated before! All he needs is a wing man. A straight, good looking, wing man! Check it out: See original ad HERE R3,000 a month for the best time of your life it looks like! […]

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Tony Blair – not shy of using fake tan.. Tony Blair Using Poor Quality Fake Tan – I watched a bit of SKY News last night, which featured Tony Blair lending his support to that bulldog, Gordon Brown – ahead of the elections. I wasn’t sure if something was wrong with my TV, or whether […]

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I did the right thing and bought a pair of the limited edition Alexander Mcqueen Puma’s the other day and they’re basically incredible. Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes inside your body more? Daddy’s new Alexander McQueen Puma’s… Pop Ya Collar would approve. It’s unfortunate that making love to shoes is illegal in […]

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Well we couldn’t drag it out a second longer, could we? No, sir! But we thought we would let the excitement of the pictures from The Vibe party to calm down, before we hit you with this vibe. That’s what we in the industry refer to as a “double whammy.” So check it out. This […]

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Ricky Martin – living la vida loca Ricky Martin Comes Out Of The Closet – Ricky Martin came out on his website Tuesday. The singer, whose sexuality was the source of much speculation in his “Vida Loca” heyday, posted a long statement that ended with, “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate […]

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