Virgin Active seems to be having a problem with blowjobs “lewd conduct” in their men’s changing room toilets. Given that the changing rooms are single-sex, they are clearly referring to gay physical one-on-one activity. Something which has become such a problem that there are now signs up in an attempt to control the growing trend. […]
They also love it when a plan comes together.
I gotta say it, Spling isn’t far off the mark with their observation of SA’s top online shopping destination, Kalahari.net – stating “Kalahari Gets a Whiff of The 2OceansVibe.” Spling asks the question : When was the last time you spotted a gorgeous woman wearing nothing but cut-off jeans? I don’t think I ever have… […]
I certainly won’t be missing an opportunity to meet the great man and hopefully raise our concerns and get his views on various cycling topics often raised here on 2oceansvibe. You know, from cycling through red traffic lights, to balls exposed in front of children and the wearing of cycling helmets whilst dinging. But, you […]
The Paris Hilton Ad Brazil Doesn’t Want You to See! – The land that brought us Carnival, Gisele, the skimpiest of bikinis and a certain style of grooming, has a problem with Paris Hilton’s latest performances. Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs has objected to a commercial for Devassa beer, in which Hilts stands in the […]
I thought the okes could have been spicing it a bit when I first published that story about Dubai Mall’s Aquarium Springing a leak. That was before I checked this cellphone video of some of yesterday’s action. Check it out: Jesus – that water was coming out FAST!
Remember when you were a kid, and all you wanted to be when you grew up was Tiger Woods!? He was loaded, had a Scandinavian wife and ate salmon off Angelina Jolie for breakfast. He was the American Dream. Well, it seems those days are gone. (Even though some would argue that there are a […]
Besides improving your life and making you a better person, the iPhone also has some of the best weather reports the world has ever seen. I use the “WeatherPro” app on mine, which I turned on very recently. That’s when I realised you are about to enter the most amazing seven days EVER! Yet another […]
They’re calling it “the party of a lifetime” and it is a known fact that you will die if you miss it. That is why I am giving you this warning so you can’t blame me when that happens. It’s on March 19th and there will be NO tickets sold at the door on the […]
Seriously, this will blow your mind. Yelle is a French band founded by lead singer and namesake, Yelle and GrandMarnier. The third member, Tepr joined the band before the recording of their debut album. The band came to prominence when they posted an early version of the song “Je Veux Te Voir” on MySpace in […]
Finally – the world gets a Jet Pack First Commercial Jet-Pack Released For £50,000 – Firstly it’s not an actual jet pack as those are not “jets.” I’m glad it’s finally been realised after wanting one since I was five, but, seriously, all you’ve done is strapped a Boeing to a dude’s back with duck […]
A movie script of this nature would never get passed as it’s just not that believable. Well, believe it my friend! This has just happened! Dubai, the global symbol of greed and the embodiment of karma itself has been dealt another blow, this time in the form of a leak – in the Dubai Mall’s […]
You will recall the other day we mobilised the troops and asked you to head through to Food24 and vote for Lee Ann and Kirsten in the “Hot Chef” competition. This is the vibe we went for: Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe […]
Look, there’s a time and place for phone calls. YOU just don’t seem to get it. Unexpected or unplanned phone calls are slowly but surely becoming the new anti-social smoking. People are starting to realise that the more accessible we have become, the less time we have to ourselves and the more intrusive every phone […]
It had to come out sooner or later. With the massive success of ass products sold in and around South Africa, it was only a matter of time before someone found out where it all came from. Would you believe it – KIMBERLEY of all places! The Ass Wholesalers outlet in Kimberley The only distributors […]
The Cloondog’s girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, has obviously been behaving lately and, as a reward, our boy has bought her an island. But not just any island – Loreto Island on Lake Como in Italy (the same area that 2oceansvibe Character The Italian‘s family comes from, funnily enough). Loreto Island That’s it over there – in […]
Interesting vibe our friends at Louis Vuitton are going for. It’s basically the same as those bin liners you can get for your garbage. You know, the one’s with the draw string. Ja, those ones. So it’s like that, except it’s made by Louis Vuitton and costs R15,000. Now that obviously changes things.. Luxuo tells […]
Drug Kingpinup Angie Sanselmente Valencia Lingerie Model Runs One Of World’s Largest Drug Gangs – Stories like this are tailor made for 2oceansvibe. An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old Angie Sanselmente Valencia, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America. Many […]
Cape Town comedian, Paul Snodgrass has just returned from a week or so in the US, during which he attended the Dallas NBA AllStar game. That’s pretty big.. Let’s check it out: I have just got back from the NBA Allstar game in Dallas, jet lagged beyond belief. What a trip though. Here are some […]
I know I’m stating the obvious here, but Denzel Washington is not Mr. T. They act, dress and talk differently… Mr. T carries that Mad Max era cool like someone before their time and while he’s been off the Hollywood scene beating Cancer and endorsing cooking gadgets in an apron, this could have been his […]
For those of you who haven’t been tracking the progress, I strongly suggest to get tuned in, because it’s all about to come to a head. No, not that kind of head. Seriously, after two months and nearly 2,000km, Geoff Brink will unicycle into Cape Town later this week to complete The Heart and Sole […]
Loving these Old Spice ads. If you missed the last one with the guy on the boat, check it out here. But, for now, enjoy this character. I’m fine with that vibe. It’s right up our street. It’s right up your street. This is our street and everyone is up it. [thanks paul]
Some of you were blessed enough to have attended the Just Jinjer concert at Kirstenbosch last night. For those of you who missed it, shame. It was, honestly, one of the best concerts I have ever been to. Seriously, ask Marcus Brain about it. There’s something about being entertained by three people who are not […]
Rafael Nadal Stars With Shakira In Hot New Music Video – Wow! Shakira’s latest music video, for her new single “Gypsy,” is a steamy affair as she gets close and personal with Spanish tennis star Rafael Nadal. Shakira and Nadal lay next to each other on hot rocks before curling inwards and embracing. At one […]
The Grand Café hit the scene a few years ago, after the building it occupies sold for a record sum. The Camps Bay strip welcomed them in place of the abortion that was Opium – giving us an upmarket dining alternative (if you must consider any of the other “upmarket/fine dining” alternatives in Camps Bay). […]
I checked out Jack Parow this weekend at the Ultimate-X games on Saturday. It was so sick. There were millions upon millions of skate rats and BMX bandits everywhere! The Cape Royale concierge dropped us off in the Jaguar. and we blended RIGHT in – thanks to my Wolverine T-shirt! Instant respect in any skate-park […]
It’s pretty damn clever, I must say. Instead of the usual guidelines that car companies give their designers like “a family car” or “something sexy,” the powers that be at Maserati gave them simple direction, “make Seth Rotherham cry.” This, my friends, is the Maserati GranCabrio. Jalopnik had this to say: The GranCabrio represents […]
“Banksy” Hits The Big Screen Artist “Banksy” Hits The Big Screen – One of the art world’s biggest enigmas has come out of the shadows and allowed himself to be seen on the big screen for the first time. Banksy’s street art has been seen by millions across the world, popping up in the most […]
This is the kind of quality we share, here at 2oceansvibe. [thanks ariel]
Cape Town’s obsession for meetings is a worldwide trend, but, given the existence of this website I’m about to show, so his the hatred for unnecessary (the majority) meetings. Catherine S sent in this absolute beauty: www.meetordie.com So I filled in the details of a typical waste-of-time-are-you-really-this-bored meeting that gets thrown around this town. Meetings […]