Drug Kingpinup Angie Sanselmente Valencia Lingerie Model Runs One Of World’s Largest Drug Gangs – Stories like this are tailor made for 2oceansvibe. An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old Angie Sanselmente Valencia, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America. Many […]
Cape Town comedian, Paul Snodgrass has just returned from a week or so in the US, during which he attended the Dallas NBA AllStar game. That’s pretty big.. Let’s check it out: I have just got back from the NBA Allstar game in Dallas, jet lagged beyond belief. What a trip though. Here are some […]
I know I’m stating the obvious here, but Denzel Washington is not Mr. T. They act, dress and talk differently… Mr. T carries that Mad Max era cool like someone before their time and while he’s been off the Hollywood scene beating Cancer and endorsing cooking gadgets in an apron, this could have been his […]
For those of you who haven’t been tracking the progress, I strongly suggest to get tuned in, because it’s all about to come to a head. No, not that kind of head. Seriously, after two months and nearly 2,000km, Geoff Brink will unicycle into Cape Town later this week to complete The Heart and Sole […]
Loving these Old Spice ads. If you missed the last one with the guy on the boat, check it out here. But, for now, enjoy this character. I’m fine with that vibe. It’s right up our street. It’s right up your street. This is our street and everyone is up it. [thanks paul]
Some of you were blessed enough to have attended the Just Jinjer concert at Kirstenbosch last night. For those of you who missed it, shame. It was, honestly, one of the best concerts I have ever been to. Seriously, ask Marcus Brain about it. There’s something about being entertained by three people who are not […]
Rafael Nadal Stars With Shakira In Hot New Music Video – Wow! Shakira’s latest music video, for her new single “Gypsy,” is a steamy affair as she gets close and personal with Spanish tennis star Rafael Nadal. Shakira and Nadal lay next to each other on hot rocks before curling inwards and embracing. At one […]
The Grand Café hit the scene a few years ago, after the building it occupies sold for a record sum. The Camps Bay strip welcomed them in place of the abortion that was Opium – giving us an upmarket dining alternative (if you must consider any of the other “upmarket/fine dining” alternatives in Camps Bay). […]
I checked out Jack Parow this weekend at the Ultimate-X games on Saturday. It was so sick. There were millions upon millions of skate rats and BMX bandits everywhere! The Cape Royale concierge dropped us off in the Jaguar. and we blended RIGHT in – thanks to my Wolverine T-shirt! Instant respect in any skate-park […]
It’s pretty damn clever, I must say. Instead of the usual guidelines that car companies give their designers like “a family car” or “something sexy,” the powers that be at Maserati gave them simple direction, “make Seth Rotherham cry.” This, my friends, is the Maserati GranCabrio. Jalopnik had this to say: The GranCabrio represents […]
“Banksy” Hits The Big Screen Artist “Banksy” Hits The Big Screen – One of the art world’s biggest enigmas has come out of the shadows and allowed himself to be seen on the big screen for the first time. Banksy’s street art has been seen by millions across the world, popping up in the most […]
This is the kind of quality we share, here at 2oceansvibe. [thanks ariel]
Cape Town’s obsession for meetings is a worldwide trend, but, given the existence of this website I’m about to show, so his the hatred for unnecessary (the majority) meetings. Catherine S sent in this absolute beauty: www.meetordie.com So I filled in the details of a typical waste-of-time-are-you-really-this-bored meeting that gets thrown around this town. Meetings […]
Wonderful individual we have here before us. One Michael Carroll, of Norfolk, UK, won 9.7 million Pounds in a European lottery. The former dustman blew the lot, since the 2002 windfall. It’s a stunning path of destruction which ended with Michael currently putting his mansion on the market to scrape up some change – for […]
2oceansvibe welcomes Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Connelly Gets Some Airtime – Here at 2oceansvibe we feel we have been neglecting Jennifer Connelly. We feel she needs some more airtime and promise to pay more attention to her. She has a cool vibe and that’s what we live for. Welcome, Jennifer – you’re in! Make yourself at […]
Here it is. Tiger Woods’ public apology to planet earth, following years and years of bonking many many women. Part 1 Part 2 It’s strange that Tiger did that all on his own and didn’t give his crazy penis a chance to comment. This, from the web’s leading satirical website, The Onion: In an announcement […]
Not bad. Not bad at all.. [thanks trev]
We had an absolute blast yesterday at the Waterfront as the likes of District 9’s Vanessa Haywood, Just Jinjer’s Ard Matthews and scores of fans surrounded Bob’s wooden cage, as Ard serenaded him with their latest single, Milk & Honies. The performance was broadcast live streaming on 2oceansvibe and a big thanks goes out to […]
Puma has created a special beer as a part of their “Unity” campaign for the world cup. Designed by Collective São Gabriel. See what they did there? [source : thedieline] [thanks andy]
Seriously. Live At Don Valley Stadium Sheffield 1993. We were THERE, man! Well, not really. Not that is makes a difference when you wrote half the song.. If you’ve got love in your sights Watch out, love bites When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of? Does he […]
The ErnDog, is pissed off with Tiger.. Ernie Els Pissed Off With Tiger Woods – South African golf star Ernie Els has branded Tiger Woods “selfish” ahead of the world No 1’s first public appearance since his sex scandal broke. Els slammed Woods for choosing to make his statement on his future today – when […]
With the Rotherham Diet gaining massive momentum across South Africa, a lot of people ask me how I “roll,” when it comes to fast food. I usually stumble around the question, trying to give examples of how, exactly, I roll – always wishing I had a visual clue. Luckily, thanks to The Cool Hunter and […]
Is this REALLY news? I would be celebrating and popping the champagne, if the news came as a surprise. But it doesn’t. I mean, is it wrong to expect these kind of accolades from 2oceansvibe brands and sponsors? Are we not perhaps numbed by the success of the associated brands and advertisers and people on […]
First public pictures of Tiger Woods (sans wedding ring, btw) Tiger Woods To Make Statement Tomorrow – Tiger is coming out of the woods: The golfer will make a public statement at 11 a.m. on Friday, according to CNBC’s Darren Rovell. According to his agent, “Tiger will make a public statement to begin to make […]
I’m a big fan of ‘The Dude’… you know, Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski. What, you haven’t seen it?! It’s a cornerstone of modern cinema, one of the top scoring f-bombers with ‘cult classic’ written all over it – available at all old school video stores! Anyways… ‘The Dude’ is now more like ‘The […]
It is completely BEYOND me that any “traditional media” publication could do a first-hand report (with photographs) on a lottery winner and not check the lottery numbers against the winning jackpot numbers. And not just to check the numbers, but also to have the most basic of fuck-up-sensors in their heads, telling them to check […]
Really? Well suck me sideways! I gotta be honest, it doesn’t get much easier to find deals around Cape Town. My boys at www.nobucks.co.za have absolutely NAILED IT with their website which documents where and when various booze and food specials are going on around Cape Town. I simply clicked today’s date and it gave […]
It’s too funny, watching them carry on. Make no mistake, I love the Brits – some of them. Some of them I can’t stand. But for the most part I just like watching them. I like watching a lot of people, truth be told. Obviously watching norms is far more entertaining than watching non-norms. I […]
Finally – the day is upon us! After months of staring at the clock, we are days away from Sunday, which sees Just Jinjer playing LIVE at Kirstenbosch for the Summer Festivals vibe they’ve got going there. The band came back from playing Durban this last weekend and guys are saying it was the greatest […]
The Video Traces of an Assassination – Dubai authorities have released video of an 11-member assassination team (likely Israeli) before, during, and after they killed a Hamas official last month, as caught by surveillance cameras at the airport, malls, and hotel rooms. It’s like Munich, but real. Find a moment to watch that. Trust me. […]