It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
My buddy David Grier is in the mix again – and this time is slightly different to his earlier vibes, when he completed the first ever joint continuous run of the Great Wall of China, some 4000km in 98 days. Ja, I thought that might refresh your memory! So check this out – he’s taking […]
Lewis Carroll wrote what some conspiracy theorists believe was a tale about the effects of hallucinogenic drugs. Perhaps the whole who ha started with Go Ask Alice about a teenage girl’s spiral into drugs in the ’60s, coupled with a song called White Rabbit and William Shatner. Whatever… Disney adapted it and they do Alice […]
Well we’ve hit the 100 day mark, before the 2010 World Cup kicks off in South Africa. There is so much to look forward to and we, here at 2oceansvibe, are electric with antipasta anticipation! Sorry, I was in Italiano mode back there, because I’ve managed to get my grubby little paws on these shots […]
Iron Mike sends me stuff from time to time. He’s improved a lot, although he has, on more than one occasion, been guilty of the cardinal sin of sending me content that has already featured on 2oceansvibe. Punishable by death, if I so wished. But it’s hard to put out a hit on Iron Mike, […]
I KILL YOU!!! Naomi Campbell On The Run From NYPD After Attacking Limo Driver – Supermodel Naomi Campbell is apparently on the run after slapping and punching a limo driver who was driving her around New York City. The driver told the NYPD that Campbell assaulted him from the back seat and then jumped out […]
That’s how we were rolling at the BMW International Polo on Saturday, as we drowned in oysters and champagne. It was my first polo game, as we watched SA demolish take on Italy. Everyone was there, from Ryk and Vanessa to Michelle and Roxy – not to mention my buddies Julian and Wimpie from Top […]
As with many other 2oceansvibe articles which rank well in Google, it is interesting to note that our old article about the iStore and Core not caring for your business is not only number 1 in Google for the search phrase “waterfront istore,” but also the far more broader search phrase, “cape town istore .” […]
It’s like this the whole time when I don’t cruise with a BlackBerry. Things like this panoramic photograph which I took and stitched on my iPhone, happen the whole freaking time! Go to Newlands. Field looks awesome. What a vibe. Want to capture it. Hey, should I capture it with my free internet access, or […]
England rugby international, Stuart Abbott MBE (2oceansvibe Character, The Inside Centre ) is very knowledgeable in the way of the prawn. Having lived in both Cape Town and London for many years, he can spot them a mile away, especially when it comes to the bad habits they exhibit, without a care in the world […]
You know the iStore article? the one that comes up number 1 in Google if you search for “istore waterfront.” Ja, well, as you can imagine, people stumble upon the article the whole time, even though it was written a year ago. As a result, the article generates constantly fresh comments – usually to do […]
I’ve had this for a while so I’m just going to spit it out right now. Rather than watching it rot here on my desktop, next to Adriana Lima (pre-marraige) folder which I can’t bring myself to delete. Check it out – it’s the ACTUAL microphone feed during a Britney concert. ie. the ACTUAL stuff […]
That kreef is definitely size Lady Gaga Goes Kreefing – Lady Gaga was in London over the weekend wearing this. A “silver sequenced lobster” and a see-through latex rubber dress. At least she had enough decency to tape up her nipples. You have to leave something to the imagination. You don’t want to give it […]
Virgin Active seems to be having a problem with blowjobs “lewd conduct” in their men’s changing room toilets. Given that the changing rooms are single-sex, they are clearly referring to gay physical one-on-one activity. Something which has become such a problem that there are now signs up in an attempt to control the growing trend. […]
They also love it when a plan comes together.
I gotta say it, Spling isn’t far off the mark with their observation of SA’s top online shopping destination, Kalahari.net – stating “Kalahari Gets a Whiff of The 2OceansVibe.” Spling asks the question : When was the last time you spotted a gorgeous woman wearing nothing but cut-off jeans? I don’t think I ever have… […]
I certainly won’t be missing an opportunity to meet the great man and hopefully raise our concerns and get his views on various cycling topics often raised here on 2oceansvibe. You know, from cycling through red traffic lights, to balls exposed in front of children and the wearing of cycling helmets whilst dinging. But, you […]
The Paris Hilton Ad Brazil Doesn’t Want You to See! – The land that brought us Carnival, Gisele, the skimpiest of bikinis and a certain style of grooming, has a problem with Paris Hilton’s latest performances. Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs has objected to a commercial for Devassa beer, in which Hilts stands in the […]
I thought the okes could have been spicing it a bit when I first published that story about Dubai Mall’s Aquarium Springing a leak. That was before I checked this cellphone video of some of yesterday’s action. Check it out: Jesus – that water was coming out FAST!
Remember when you were a kid, and all you wanted to be when you grew up was Tiger Woods!? He was loaded, had a Scandinavian wife and ate salmon off Angelina Jolie for breakfast. He was the American Dream. Well, it seems those days are gone. (Even though some would argue that there are a […]
Besides improving your life and making you a better person, the iPhone also has some of the best weather reports the world has ever seen. I use the “WeatherPro” app on mine, which I turned on very recently. That’s when I realised you are about to enter the most amazing seven days EVER! Yet another […]
They’re calling it “the party of a lifetime” and it is a known fact that you will die if you miss it. That is why I am giving you this warning so you can’t blame me when that happens. It’s on March 19th and there will be NO tickets sold at the door on the […]
Seriously, this will blow your mind. Yelle is a French band founded by lead singer and namesake, Yelle and GrandMarnier. The third member, Tepr joined the band before the recording of their debut album. The band came to prominence when they posted an early version of the song “Je Veux Te Voir” on MySpace in […]
Finally – the world gets a Jet Pack First Commercial Jet-Pack Released For £50,000 – Firstly it’s not an actual jet pack as those are not “jets.” I’m glad it’s finally been realised after wanting one since I was five, but, seriously, all you’ve done is strapped a Boeing to a dude’s back with duck […]
A movie script of this nature would never get passed as it’s just not that believable. Well, believe it my friend! This has just happened! Dubai, the global symbol of greed and the embodiment of karma itself has been dealt another blow, this time in the form of a leak – in the Dubai Mall’s […]
You will recall the other day we mobilised the troops and asked you to head through to Food24 and vote for Lee Ann and Kirsten in the “Hot Chef” competition. This is the vibe we went for: Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe […]
Look, there’s a time and place for phone calls. YOU just don’t seem to get it. Unexpected or unplanned phone calls are slowly but surely becoming the new anti-social smoking. People are starting to realise that the more accessible we have become, the less time we have to ourselves and the more intrusive every phone […]
It had to come out sooner or later. With the massive success of ass products sold in and around South Africa, it was only a matter of time before someone found out where it all came from. Would you believe it – KIMBERLEY of all places! The Ass Wholesalers outlet in Kimberley The only distributors […]
The Cloondog’s girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, has obviously been behaving lately and, as a reward, our boy has bought her an island. But not just any island – Loreto Island on Lake Como in Italy (the same area that 2oceansvibe Character The Italian‘s family comes from, funnily enough). Loreto Island That’s it over there – in […]
Interesting vibe our friends at Louis Vuitton are going for. It’s basically the same as those bin liners you can get for your garbage. You know, the one’s with the draw string. Ja, those ones. So it’s like that, except it’s made by Louis Vuitton and costs R15,000. Now that obviously changes things.. Luxuo tells […]