That’s right, you heard me – the poms will be coming with their OWN vuvuzelas! Just when you thought you had the market cornered with that container of vuvuzelas you plan to sell, Sainsbury’s chain of supermarkets in the UK are cutting you off before the rabble even get here! God help us all.. Check […]

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I had the pleasure of attending a mind-blowing show on Wednesday night, courtesy of Cosmopolitan. It was held at Vaudeville in town and was presented as a proper show – not some random fashion ramp with models plonking along, but a full-on spectacular! 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, Lisa Cowley Killing it at the Cosmo Jeans Fashion […]

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The other morning in the Morning Spice Headlines, we mentioned the following: Hitler “Downfall” Parodies Removed from YouTube – The movie studio responsible for the award-winning, German-Austrian film Downfall (German: Der Untergang) has asked YouTube to take down several videos from the massively popular subtitled “Hitler finds out…” meme, and the site has complied. Oh […]

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Lewis Hamilton In SA This Week Lewis Hamilton Raced Kyalami This Week! WTF? – To launch its new fibre-optic business connection, Vodacom brought the youngest Formula One world champion, Lewis Hamilton, to race around the Kyalami racetrack while 5.4GB of data was sent from Midrand to Sandton on Vodacom’s Metro ethernet service. I find these […]

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THIS SHOW IS COMPLETE – CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO IT. ———————————- Cokey Falkow will be co-hosting the 2oceansvibe Show on 2oceansvibeRadio.com tomorrow (Friday) morning from 08h00 to 09h30 (SA time). Cokey, one of SA’s biggest and most shocking comedians of all time, joins us LIVE direct from Hollywood, Los Angeles in […]

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My goodness, I do like the sound of this! Finally we get a rally which makes use of both fine cars and the magical vistas that make up the Western Cape. They say it’s a non-competitive rally, but if I manage to secure a berth I can promise you right now I will have a […]

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I tell you, Chris Barron from the Sunday Times really nails it sometimes. His line of questioning can be so well planned and structured, that the interviewee (or “victim” in this case) doesn’t even realise which direction he is going and where his end point might be – whilst the reader can only squirm in […]

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A lot of people are asking me why I haven’t spoken about “420 Day,” which is basically the most exciting date in any weed-head’s calendar. And it’s not some rubbish made-up day. Oh no, my friend, this celebration has been going since 1971! Hmmm…I wonder why I would only surface two days later? Let me […]

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This is exactly why your parents didn’t let you attend music festivals. Taken last Friday at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival – this will make you smile and this will make you think before you decide to take drugs. Struggling a bit with the Havaianas there, old boy? [thanks justin]

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I simply cannot carry on much longer without doing a post about this goddamn volcano. When I first heard about it I thought I would tip-toe around the issue and wait for it to go away. But then it got worse. Then flights were cancelled. Then everyone was talking about it. Then my own friends […]

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Britain’s Next Prime Minister? Nick Clegg Steals The Show From Gordon Brown And David Cameron – A week ago, most people in Britain considered Nick Clegg, the “little-known leader” of the Liberal Democrats, to be, by all measures, a long shot to become Britain’s next prime minister. But that was before “Cleggmania” swept the country. […]

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I’ve been struggling to keep quiet about this for quite some time now, as the excitement has been too much. After months of travel around Africa, resulting in an archive of thousands of never-seen-before photographs, one of South Africa’s top photographers and my friend, Andrew Verster-Cohen (VC), has finally released his African football book, entitled […]

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Wow, we nearly had a compete breakdown there! Most of you will know that we had Goldfish as our guests on the very first 2oceansvibe Radio Show – which is currently broadcasting live-streaming every Friday from 08h00-0930. The idea is for those of you who can, to tune in and listen live; and those of […]

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Yes, that’s right, my lover – Goldfish are playing at Moyo at Spier in Stellenbosch on Monday night (Tuesday is a holiday). Those of you who tuned in to the first 2oceansvibe Radio Show (podcast available here) will know that Dave from Goldfish was our guest on the show (with a sick Dom joining briefly […]

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The Kick-Ass comic book to film adaptation was inevitable. Come on, if Catwoman gets one, surely everyone’s entitled to slap on some spandex and snarl? While you daydream about Halle Berry in a cat suit, you should know that her follow-up to that Oscar-whining “performance” in Monster’s Balls is the equivalent of kitty litter and […]

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Last week I showed you that pic of Candice Swanepoel from her latest GQ (SA) shoot. Needless to say I bought the actual mag this weekend.    The new issue of GQ (SA) Are you ok with that? Here are two more pics from the mag.. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I left out the […]

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I was really stoked when I found this pack of magic in the Big Blue shop in Kalk Bay this weekend. As some of you will be aware, drinking alcohol on Camps Bay beach and all other public beaches in Cape Town is prohibited. And whilst some of you have taken to making pre-mixed drinks […]

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I just got my latest issue of Car Magazine in the post and spotted the all-new Jaguar XJ on the cover. Jeepers, but that is a beauty! The Cape Royale has been driving me around in the XF which has been an absolute dream, but I must say I wouldn’t mind an upgrade, if there’s […]

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Michael Douglas Arrives At Court (AP Photo/ Louis Lanzano) Michael Douglas’ Son Sentenced to Five Years In Prison – A New York judge has sentenced actor Michael Douglas’ son to five years in prison on drug charges, calling it his “last chance to make it.” Cameron Douglas apologised and admitted that he had squandered a […]

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As the regulars would have noticed, 2oceansvibe has been plastered with ads for MWEB’s new uncapped broadband service – the first uncapped service in South Africa. They have a number of packages and there is one to suit every pocket and speed. I would like to tell you about my package. Sis, don’t be rude […]

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Word on the street is that a valet attendant employed by the four star Grand Daddy on Long Street may have allegedly abused his position last Saturday night. And when we say “abused his position”, what we really mean to say is “stole a Grand Daddy client’s Mini Cooper Sport, and wrecked it Jub Jub […]

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I’m absolutely FINE with this ad. The timing is good as I recently watched the Mike Tyson documentary on my Apple TV (simply entitled Tyson – I advise you watch it) which reminded me of the old Rocky movies, which in turn relates to the soundtrack in this ad. In fact, don’t worry about all […]

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You’re not going to believe this, but someone who works for Apple apparently left the new unreleased iPhone 4G in a bar. The device made it’s way to our favourite tech geek website, Gizmodo, who broke it down for us. They have put together stacks of pics and videos of the beautiful little beast.    […]

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Grace Jones and Lady Gaga   Grace Jones Punishes Lady Gaga – I’m very pleased about this as I am finding Lady Gaga’s whole vibe somewhat tiresome. In a wonderful new report, Pop icon Grace Jones (62 next month!) has sparked a row with Lady Gaga after accusing the Poker Face singer of copying her legendary […]

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So as you can imagine, with the success of District 9 and his recent starring role as “Howling Mad” Murdock in the big-screen adaptation of the TV series, The A-Team, Sharlto Copley is cruising around Hollywood, rubbing shoulders with the big stars. And who better for him to become mates with, than fellow South African […]

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What an incredibly thought provoking clip I found on the instanet. At first glance the video is more than enough to fill your every sense, as it features our president dancing and jumping around in a most joyous and celebratory fashion. Which is fair enough, as they had just won the 2009 elections. But that’s […]

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In the space of one week, not one but two 2oceansvibers out there noticed that Pick n Pay Express stores are the latest outlets to offer Ass Flavoured foods. This, just a month after Fruit & Veg City jumped on the Ass Flavour bandwagon, with their ass flavoured subs and wraps. With ass cupcakes going […]

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It’s common knowledge amongst the well-informed (funny that) that your traffic fines will almost always be reduced if you send in a letter with a feasible excuse to the traffic department. Fines are nearly always halved at the very least. The only problem is we often don’t have the strength to actually sit down and […]

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The quality of the sound in this clip is horrific, but it doesn’t take from the footage, which shows SA music sensation, Die Antwoord, performing live in front of 75,000 people at the 2010 Coachella Music Festival. They shared the stage with the likes of De La Soul, Jay Z, Beyonce, Gorillaz and Tiesto.. Not […]

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   Semen Found On Terre’Blanche’s ‘Private Part’ – Spokesperson for police National Commissioner General Bheki Cele said on Sunday that semen had been found on the body of AWB leader Eugene Terre’Blanche. “His body was found half naked with semen on his private part. That is not new information, it has always been part of […]

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