With such memorable quotes as “I’m gonna f**k you till you love me”, I can’t think of anyone in their right minds who’d want to trade places with Mike Tyson. The man has carved a little piece of Hell for himself over the last four decades… from his childhood days of petty crime in Brownsville […]
Are you looking for staff to fill temp, part-time or freelance positions? Ja, I bet you are! Well check this out: 2oceansvibe Jobs For a limited time only, 2oceansvibe Jobs is offering job advertisers and recruitment companies three FREE ads when registering for the first time. Pretty cool! And to the job candidates out there […]
2oceansvibe’s disdain for cycling fraternity’s need to expose their balls (especially when there are children around) and wear their cycling helmets in and around public retail outlets is well documented. It comes as a surprise to see that surfers are falling into the same public disgrace trap. SURFERS! Of all people! I was under the […]
Pay attention, gang, because this is important. One of earth’s funniest stand-up comedians is coming to Cape Town, Durban and Johannesburg. And if you don’t know who the straight cross-dressing Eddie Izzard is, then just CLICK HERE to get a whiff of what you’re dealing with. Eddie Izzard Tonight tells us: That Eddie Izzard will […]
Bzzzzt.. my head nearly exploded trying to compute that headline. Sorry, did you say Megan Fox and Armani and underwear and pictures in the same sentence? You’re Goddamn right I did! BANG! Megan Fox for Armani underwear Fashionistas and most-males alike may recall the news that Megan Fox was taking over the Armani underwear gig […]
“The A-Team” Movie Official Trailer The Trailer For The New A-Team Movie Is Shit – I don’t quite no what else to say. It just doesn’t pack a punch. It’s so badly edited and the voice-over guy sounds like he is about to fall asleep. Oh, if you’re expecting to see ex-District 9‘s Sharlto Copley, […]
Seriously, give yourselves a big hand! I got in touch with the guys behind the Levi’s Get Rid Of Your Jeans For Good campaign we all jumped on at the end of last year. Remember the one which had Levi’s paying you money for your old jeans? Ja, that one. So anyway, I was dying […]
Incredible phrases and names on our local taxi’s have always amused me. Classics like “Dance with my father” and “Good luck to those who hate me” will be remembered forever. So will this one, I’m sure, as we witness the beauty of misunderstood and/or misspelt phrases being printed on taxis – always funny. Awesome.. Seriously, […]
Let’s chat about the current “vibe” I’m going for.. I’ve been getting a lot of attention about two things lately. My new shades, and the shirts I’ve been throwing around. People say that I have been “killing it” and they want to know where the goods are from. Look, that’s fair enough.. So instead of […]
The ANC Youth Leagues Spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu’s antics are well documented, here on 2oceansvibe. To refresh your memories, Floyd is the one who got grilled LIVE on Redi Direko’s Radio 702 show, following his comments that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” Floyd Shivambu is also the one with his own website which, unbeknownst to him, […]
Spotted in Wynberg, Chelsea Village Taken by 2oceansviber, Carly P Simon Cowell Quits American Idol – Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol after the next season. He will be concentrating on launching “X-Factor” in the US – something he was unable to do whilst working for American Idol. What exactly has been going on behind […]
The cult movement in support of ass flavoured products seems to be escalating as the essence of ass is being used in foods as far afield as Knysna! It’s obviously moving up the coast, as it wasn’t a few months ago someone spotted ass flavoured cup cakes in Hermanus. Unlike the ass flavoured products featured […]
Excited sleepless nights leading up to the event were rewarded with the dream that was the 149th running of the L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate. Cape Town and South Africa’s finest descended upon the Kenilworth race course for a day they will never forget. “Pocket Power” goes over the line to claim the title! I remember on […]
SA’s Biggest Selling Rock Band, Just Jinjer Rocking out at the L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate 2010 L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate a “Raging Success” – Saturday saw the annual L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate horse race take place at Kenilworth Race Course. The favourite Pocket Power took the main race, as the real favourites, Just Jinjer and Goldfish rocked out […]
I didn’t think it would work, when I was first told about @yourlunchrun, the new Twitter account guy whose Twitter page tells us, “Don’t have time for a run? I’ll do it for your lazy Ass. Just enjoy the ‘time out’ and even send requests to make it YourRun – GO!” Apparently he heads off […]
Tiger Woods Mistress, Jaimee Grubbs Poses for Maxim Magazine Tiger Woods Mistress Poses for Maxim Magazine – It was inevitable that The Girls of the Woods Mansion would all start charging to get their kit off in various magazines. Jaimee Grubbs was quick off the mark with this Maxim Spread. Not bad. That should do […]
With the signature 2oceansvibe slogan telling us, “Work is a sideline, Live the holiday,” there were two very obvious things that needed to be addessed. First was the launch of 2oceansvibe Jobs – a website which showcases all temporary, freelance and part-time jobs available in Cape Town and beyond. No permanent 9-5 jobs will be […]
A new website, by the name of www.stephaniekohler.co.za has gone viral in South Africa’s Twitter universe. From what initially like someone’s own personal webpage, the person to which the domain name refers, “Stephanie Kohler,” has nothing to do with the website whatsoever, other than being the target of an online attack. Retribution for alleged fraudulent […]
Hello there, shapely girls.. Curvy Models – The Shape of Things to Come? – As always within the fashion industry, your dress size dictates your validity and of course whether or not you are added to the catwalk line up or left at home experimenting with the latest diet fads in an attempt to ‘fit’ […]
I don’t need to remind you about South Africa’s premiere social event happening on Saturday – the annual L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate Horse Race at Kenilworth Race Course in Cape Town. And if you haven’t got your ducks in a row, best you pop down to Computicket right now to secure your tickets. Rather I should […]
I watch pretty much anything with Milla Jovovich (there I said it!) and I had high hopes for A Perfect Getaway. After first watching her as Lilli in Return to Blue Lagoon, she went on to star in cult trip, Dazed and Confused and then The Fifth Element as Leeloo – I was hooked – […]
In November I alerted you about the Seth Rotherham feature in the ELLE Magazine. I didn’t publish it in full on these pages, as the magazine was still in circulation. It is now off the shelves and has coincidentally become one of their most successful issues ever. Weird.. especially with that issue of YOU Magazine […]
Any Capetonian worth their salt should know about Olympia Café in Kalk Bay – where a complete disregard for decor is met head on with possibly the most incredible food you will ever experience. And the staff believe it too, as we (The Muse and I) arrived at the front door last weekend, just in […]
Shhh! It’s a secret! Tiger Woods Sex Tape Being Shopped – “Pear shaped” you might call it. Someone has come forward with what they claim is a Tiger Woods sex tape. Rubbish, you say? Given that Tiger’s lawyers have already put out a threatening letter, stating they will go after anyone who tries to publish […]
Yesterday’s Good Morning Headlines made mention of the Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world, which officially opened on January 4, 2010. The Burj Dubai [photo: boston.com] But it’s not just the tallest building in the world, it’s also: Current records • Tallest skyscraper to top of spire: 818 m (2,684 ft) (previously Taipei […]
Yesterday I “tweeted” something about the magical road that transports you from the new Green Point circle (next to the stadium) directly to the Waterfront (the preferred back entry near the Radisson hotel). There is no easier route to get to the Waterfront. Even if I was driving into town from the N2, I would […]
President Jacob Zuma and his new bride share the first dance Your President Got Married Yesterday – Whilst press were apparently barred from attending Jay Z’s wedding yesterday, The Guardian did a fine job collecting a series of photographs from the event. Including Zuma dancing, and falling and all kinds of general tomfoolery. [guardian] Johnson […]
As cycling chaos continues on the roads of Cape Town, seemingly reaching it’s peak as avid cyclists are even seen to be turning on each other, 2oceansvibe has found and wants to show the more chilled alternative to the excessive aggression, exposing one’s balls, , illegal activity, prawn behaviour and complete disregard for the rest of […]
I put “on it’s head” in inverted commas to indicate a quote, presumably by someone with authority. Given the topic of wine pairing, one would hope, at the very least, that the quote came from someone within the food or wine industry. In truth… it didn’t – I made it up. Yup, that’s right. Much […]
Change your life. Swear to God. The Impact of Apple’s Eagerly Anticipated “iSlate” Tablet Computer – You don’t need a crystal ball, seer stone, scrying pool or any other spooky stuff to guess what one of the most talked-about design projects of 2010 will be. The tech blogs have been buzzing about it for months. […]