Britney Spears – before and after computers got hold of her Britney Refuses To Allow Her Image To Be Retouched – Much like my naked shoot in the Marie Claire, Britney has insisted that none of her shots for US-based fashion firm Candie’s should be digitally enhanced. But she agreed for re-touched versions to be […]
These T-shirts are currently being produced in the UK. Awesome.. [thanks earl]
When someone tells you that the operating system of all things Apple is “child’s play,” you don’t necessarily take them literally. Perhaps you should – especially in the case of the latest Apple toy – the iPad. Enjoy this video – it’ll knock your socks off! Oh, so now it’s an educational tool as well. […]
There are a number of ways to kill oneself and it makes sense that people would have a squizz in Google to find out the method that best suits them. Not me, I know the vibe I would go for if everything went tits up – the classic hosepipe from the exhaust into the car […]
2oceansvibe Character, Gigi O’Connor (The Interior Decorator) recently returned from a harrowing (yet absolutely hilarious) holiday in Tofu, Mozambique. Those of you who know The Interior Decorator will be keenly aware that roughing it is not exactly in her top five pasttimes. Her blog, Dominico House, and line of work suggests that Gigi enjoys the […]
My love for specific brands and, in particular, Carmel Dill cucumbers (gherkins) are well documented on these, the hallowed pages of 2oceansvibe (here, here and here). The last time I chatted to the owner of the Camps Bay Friendly store, he informed me that part of the reason that he didn’t stock the STRONG Carmel […]
Spotted on Pop Ya Collar To Die For, Darling! – As unashamed fans of Cape Town’s own Pop Ya Collar, we simply couldn’t ignore the above photo. How stunning of those two ladies? As yesterday’s fads become today’s trends, the watchful eye of Pop Ya Collar’s camera lens doesn’t miss a beat, while the term […]
My people managed to get me this radical pic from the latest (May) issue of GQ which went on sale all over SA today. Apparently this pic wasn’t even used in their layout, so 2oceansvibe is pretty much the only website in the world to have it. That’s exactly how we like it.. Click pic […]
The 2oceansvibers out there show their support in all sorts of ways. Some of them just drop an email from time to time, saying how much they enjoy the vibe, whilst others prefer to stalk and ask weird questions in public. Either way, I’ve got nothing but love for you, baby! But then you get […]
This is the latest viral video to cause an international sensation. It’s a tubby little Chinese fellow singing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You.” And I tell you what, he completely fucking nails it! Takes me back to the days when Aneta used to kill a bit of Whitney Houston at Dizzy’s karaoke evenings. […]
By now you will be well aware of the fact that I am seldom lured from my salubrious surroundings. Ubiquitous annual jaunts to south of France, LA and the med notwithstanding, tearing myself away from The Safe House and the majesty of Cape Town is not an activity I enter into lightly. Hence a trip […]
No Makeup : Jessica Simpson for U.S. Marie Claire Jessica Simpson Does Marie Claire With No Makeup – Jess hits the cover of the May issue of Marie Claire (US) sans makeup. “I don’t have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business,” she reckons. Adding, “I’ll usually wash […]
I can’t remember when I actually commanded my Twitter to follow MandyJ4‘s Twitter, but it certainly wasn’t her profile picture. Because I would’ve remembered this: MandyJ4 – not shy.. At first I thought it was some model who I was following on Twitter (as you do), but then when I checked out her profile I […]
Someone asked me earlier what was happening tonight. I said I didn’t know. but then I got back to the Safe House, “booted” up my hot little MacBook Pro and did an email check. BANG! I received a newsletter, confirming that the Frenchman is back at HQ. Friday nights. Party party party. Hot. Skirt. Everywhere.
That’s right, my lover. You asked for it, and daddy delivered! I give you the all new 2oceansvibe mobile website! Perfect for viewing onyour iPhone or whatever other Godforsaken device you’re rolling with. You go to the normal site and it just shows it in a mobile friendly way. Check, check, check it out.. Boom! […]
Touch Me On My Studio – This video clip will be remembered for a very long time. It features AWB General Secretary, Andre Visagie, storming out of ETV News Show, “Africa 360.” He then came back and threatened everyone and then it got physical, with different men threatening each other to touch themselves on their […]
If you’re one of the people that made up 20,000 views of our last Weather Girls show with Landi Swanepoel, you’ll appreciate this. If you didn’t watch that video, you’re making a grave mistake – because you will more than likely fall off your chair – for a variety of reasons. Not least of which […]
Well not really, but there are certain elements in this trailer that do ring a bell. With all the 2oceansvibe Associate Brands “taking care” of the vibe in general, one can draw comparisons. Obviously the movie “The Joneses” is quite tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing – whereas here at 2oceansvibe, it’s common knowledge that we […]
It didn’t take long for the first iPad porn site to appear. Now I know you will be able to access the usual porn sites on the iPad, but, without Flash capabilities, some of them might not work. I assume! I mean, I don’t know anything about porn sites, but *ahem* it’s an interesting discussion, […]
Table Mountain needs your vote to become one of the New7Wonders of Nature in 2011! Table Mountain Table Mountain has been shortlisted, along with 28 other natural wonders, for the prestigious accolade. On April 7, 2010, Table Mountain was sitting in the bottom half of the rankings, meaning that much help is needed for Cape […]
Airbrushing Gets Axed In April Issue Of French Marie Claire – If there’s one issue getting more airtime than fashion’s Great Weight Debate, it’s photoshopping. From Ralph Lauren to Redbook, the incriminating evidence of a heavy-handed airbrush has resulted in some seriously bad press. And now France’s Marie Claire magazine is throwing their voice into […]
This is the vibe the UK press are going for, in one of the tabloids consumed by the masses. And you get two papers for the price of one! Baking! Nice! Exellent. That’s just stunning! Great timing, this whole vibe of ET’s murder vs Malema’s song. Take that, combined with the British press’ propensity for […]
Outrageous! boasts a who’s who heavyweight comedy team of stand-ups including: John Vlismas, Barry Hilton, Joey Rasdien, Krijay Govender, Loyiso Gola, Mark Banks and Riaad Moosa. Imagine the scene from Tombstone as the sharp-shooters wander into town, ready to do the Riverdance, armed with guns and handlebar moustaches… they mean business! Now the cast from […]
Everyone seems terribly surprised that an American man, Mahli Gomes, has just been sentenced to eight years of hard labour for illegal entry and “hostile acts” towards North Korea (and therefore Kim Jong il). Good heavens! I think a little thank you would be more appropriate. Our Dear Leader – Kim Jong il The New […]
Just recently someone asked me why I am so focused on the iPad. “Hahahaha,” I said unto him, “you’re hysterical!” I focus on the iPad because it’s important. I focus on the iPad because there is a new shift in media and technology and delivery, which effects us all. I don’t even need to get […]
The Sun is giving the Terreblanche murder a full rev! You can read the article if you want, but I’d prefer you didn’t. It’s basically a British reporter’s thoughts on the Terreblanche murder and how it could bring havoc to the World Cup. Maybe it’s a good thing, given that The Sun targets the majority […]
Steyn van Ronge – the new leader of the AWB The New AWB Leader Doesn’t Look A Thing Like Kenny Rogers – His name is Steyn van Ronge. He is a third generation Free State farmer, and now the permanent new leader of the Afrikaaner Weerstandsbeweging (AWB). His job: to implement a security plan to […]
Independent Online has compiled a list of the world’s top sporting cheaters, with the late Hansie Cronje stealing second place (see what I did there?), after 100 meter sprinter, Ben Johnson. Ben Johnson claimed the top spot, thanks to his 1988 Seoul Olympic Games doping skandaal. Hansie Cronje The article reads: 2. Hansie Cronje (South […]
There’s just something about the Liqui Fruit ads that has always excited me. The fresh sparkly fruit, dripping with water, usually combined with a gorgeous young lady, wearing hardly anything. Also dripping with water.. Their latest TV commercial is no different.. CLICK HERE for the latest Liqui Fruit TV commercial When a 2oceansviber reader sent […]
Some people forget.. Not a day goes past that I don’t give thanks to our Dear Leader. He has given us so much, and yet we give him so little. Let us dedicate everything we do today, that is good, to him. [thanks nico]