Victoria’s Secret Launch New “Incredible” Bra Victoria’s Secret Launch The New “Incredible” Bra – Whatever that has to do with anything but giving us new pics of our very own supermodel, Candice Swanepoel, I don’t know. She is apparently holding it (the new bra) in the picture above. See if you can spot it. For […]

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If you pop over to the Maldives in the next few years (as one is prone to do), you might be inclined to hit an extended hang out at the airport in lieu of finding accommodation. Haptic Architects (London) and Narud Stokke Wiig Architects (Oslo) have teamed up to provide a design for the Maldives […]

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You may have read on this morning’s spice that Rupert Murdoch has laid claim to the “Sky” in “Skype”, right after Skype announced its plans to float on the Nasdaq stock exchange in New York. The world’s most deliciously-evil media magnate has justified his claim by arguing that NewsCorp derivative BSkyB was established before Skype, […]

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There has been so much press about the new iPhone 4 and its various pros and cons, that I doubt I need to educate you about them. The point is that people who have had the last two or three iPhones don’t give a toss about anything but owning the new one. And that includes […]

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At last – here it is – the video from the launch of 2oceansvibe Radio! The event (as you know) was at the Cape Quarter Lifestyle Centre and was, according to the media and the likes of The Showbiz Report, “kick-ass.” Seriously, that’s what they called it – KICK ASS! If you weren’t there, you […]

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Half a bar if you arrest Tony Blair £30,000 Reward If Anyone Detains Tony Blair – That was the biggest part of a SKY News story that chose to focus rather on the fact that no-one will be allowed to take photos of the ex-British Prime Minister during an upcoming book singing. A group of […]

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Especially when they can’t get their daily McFix. I love McDonalds for one reason, and one reason only – the name is brilliant for McPuns (right, enough of that). But millions of people the world over express a deep and burning desire to consume their preferred McDonalds product each and every day, as the need […]

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We’re pretty blown away by the response to the “Seth Song” we’ve been playing fairly regularly, over at 2oceansvibe Radio. It’s not only a damn funny tune, but I tell you what – it’s got the heads bopping too! Apparently The Assembly lost their minds to it last Saturday! The guys behind the tune are […]

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Please Give starts with a series of… boobs, breasts, jugs and “chesticles” of all shapes and sizes. It’s quite an introduction for a smart coming-of-age comedy drama with Catherine Keener, Oliver Platt, Rebecca Hall and Amanda Peet. Now this isn’t a flattering set of boob shots, but more of a flattening one as ordinary breasts […]

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There are only a handful of genuii (first-person masculine plural) who can pull off classified ads that rival that classic Australian BMX ad we featured back in Feb oh niner. A lot of peeps out there try their best but they just don’t get you in the same way – they’re trying too hard. Unlike […]

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In this crazy, crazy world of hyper-consumption, brands are putting a lot of emphasis on consumer loyalty. And the best way to nail down consumer loyalty? Get to your consumer before anyone else does. We all know that the combination of Klipdrift brandy and Coke is quite a big deal north of the Vaal. If […]

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Maybe you should do the same? Those of you who keep sniffing and touching my shirts, I think it’s time to grow up a bit and get your own. Don’t you think? They’re 100% customised! Give their website a spin. www.collarandcuff.co.za

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If the original Top Gear is sex, then Top Gear USA is sex with a dead person. Mechanically speaking, you’re doing the same thing, but it’s wrong, and you should never, ever do it, and society will hate you for it, and you’ll always be remembered as the guy who took something fundamentally awesome and […]

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Don’t say I never look after you. Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes Hmm, a bit naughty – don’t you think?

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Let me blow your mind: Nandos is in Canada. And no, Brandon Huntley didn’t franchise it. Shocking news, ey? I mean, Nandos must surely be as quintessentially South African as KFC, what with it’s Portuguese name, recipes and store decor. Nevertheless, the great chicken company in the sky is downright universal, making an appearance across […]

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Everyone is loving the new “Love the way you lie” track by Eminem, featuring Rihanna. God knows we can’t get enough of it at 2oceansvibe Radio. Well anyways they’ve just released the HD version of the music video and I was just wondering, were you aware that it features Megan Fox? No, neither did I. […]

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Naomi Campbell Is A Lying Cow Mia Farrow Testifies That Naomi Campbell Is Talking Kak – Supermodel Naomi Campbell knew that a “huge diamond” given to her as a gift in 1997 was from African warlord Charles Taylor. Actress Mia Farrow revealed this in court yesterday in a challenge to Campbell’s sworn evidence. Farrow said: […]

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If you’re in an executive position (as most of you LSM 12-14 vibers will be), then this is the kind of boss that you should aspire to be. Clearly, this man has been taking management lessons from one Seth Rotherham, esq. I mean, look at this company memo. Solid gold leadership, ey? There’s oh so […]

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2oceansvibe Radio‘s very own Rich Hardiman features in the latest NoMU poster campaign competition. And you know what that means – more insanely insane prizes for you, my baby!    Click poster to enlarge the vibe Sorry, did you catch those prizes? 2 nights in a luxury villa, designer sunglasses, wine, beer, Havaiana’s slops and, […]

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I’m not sure if you’ve heard of the latest example of South African Police Service Force overkill. Journalist Mzilikazi wa Afrika was arrested for a yet-to-be-defined offense rather uncomfortably soon after the same journalist leveled serious corruption allegations against Police Brigadier General His Worship The Most Reverend Doctor His Honour Bheki Cele. Read on for […]

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More Cyclists Come Forward, Backing Armstrong Doping Claims Lance Armstrong Doping – Another Cyclist Backs Claims – Federal prosecutors have intensified their criminal investigation of the cyclist Lance Armstrong since the end of the Tour de France last month. They questioned many of his former associates, including cyclists who have supported and detailed claims that […]

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Some of our parliamentary readers will be aware that yesterday the South African parliament was the scene of a death for the the first time since the the 1966 assassination of one Hendrik Verwoerd, esq. Louisa Phumela Zama, 27, was one of three people in a delegation representing a KwaZulu-Natal Reserve Force unit, the Durban […]

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Denzel Washington certainly does have a unique presence on screen and tends to throw around a certain vibe. Just last week we gave you a rad video clip of Kevin Spacey impersonating Al Pacino. Someone left a comment under that article and directed our attention to this clip of a guy impersonating Denzel Washington. He […]

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Many moons ago I featured an article about the highest definition photograph ever taken of Cape Town. The resolution was so high that you could zoom in kilometers from where the pic was taken, and check out some angels suntanning on a rooftop deck. No spice – check it out here. With Jack Parow recently […]

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So we wrote recently about Gordon Ramsay making an ever so slightly unceremonious exit from Cape Town, and specifically, the One & Only hotel. Needless to say, The Big Bad Potty Mouth and his cronies are slightly upset about this. I mean, it must leave a little bit of a sting to be tossed out […]

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Hip Hop Star, Wyclef Jean, Is Running For President Of Haiti Wyclef Jean Running For Predsident Of Haiti – Hip hop star Wyclef Jean (widely known simply as Wyclef) will run for president of Haiti, according to reports. The announcement sets the stage for an interfamily election battle between Wyclef and his uncle, a former […]

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A lot of people get quite angry with Keane, especially in England where they hate the fact that they went to private schools and the fact that lead singer Tom Chaplin’s cheeks are too rosy and he seems like a bit of a choir boy – despite upping his rock n’ roll credentials with a […]

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Many of us have been in this situation, mostly in our younger years of irresponsibility and fiscal-hedonism. Sometimes, usually around five days into the month, there would be a chilling knock on the door. Instantly, your heart shifts the primary location of its beating from your chest to your stomach. The landlord is at the […]

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Predators is a sequel to Predator and Predator 2. Since it’s no longer cool to add a number to denote how many times a blockbuster title has been exploited, unless you’re going straight-to-video or you’re a superhero… it gets the imaginative reworking, Predators. Now it’s been a good 23 years since Arnie busted a Predator’s […]

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Check this Roller with Zim plates and the number “1” spotted in Sandton.. Mugabe? Is that how Bob *ahem* rolls..? I reckon it might be. I love the way it doesn’t need any other digits or letters – as if it is the first car in the world. All it has is a little Zim […]

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