The Switch is not what you’re expecting. Whenever someone starts sloshing a cup of sperm around, everyone immediately flashes back to There’s Something About Mary with Ben Stiller’s vanishing sperm act and Cameron Diaz’s extra strength “hair gel”. Yes, there is a masturbation scene… and no, you don’t get to see Jason Bateman yanking the […]

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To put my opinion of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo into perspective: I read it recently while in the chianti wine region of Tuscany. My daily itinerary consisted of nothing but sitting next to the pool, drinking cocktails and soaking up the sun. Reading The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo very nearly ruined that entire experience for me. Now, there is another, previously unpublished book. God help us all.

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Luckily this is a scenario that I’ve never had to deal with, as my mom refuses to go on Facebook. Unfortunately, for most of you, this is not the reality. It’s for those of you who have to deal with this problem on a daily basis that I give to you: The Damn It, My Mom’s On Facebook Filter.

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Either Yolandi and Ninja are writing a Die Antwoord-esque love letter to a friend named Dirk, or their website has been hacked. Lines of text stating, “Dirk F*cks Whores” cover the screen, and the source points to a hacker named “poesgesig”. Really? You hacked Die Antwoord’s website and you couldn’t post the eff word in it’s entirety?

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While the rest of us will have to wait a whole five years until we can get our hands on a pair of 2015 self-lacing Nike Mags like Marty McFly, anyone with $12,000 – $15,000 to spend can get their hands on the originals next month. Personally, I’m saving my money for a Mattel Hoverboard.

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One of 2oceansvibe’s more popular features is our monthly album review, done by muso extraordinaire, G-Man. Like most awesome things in this world, that spot has grown and G-Man now has his own segment on Wednesdays at 10h30 on 2oceansvibe Radio. Oh my God, that’s today! See how to tune-in and check out our daily lineup, after the jump!

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2oceansvibe Radio is pleased to announce the addition of a daily surf report to the morning lineup! Spike and Chris from Wavescape will be joining the team around 08h30 for a surf-fresh update, telling you where the waves are pumping and which ‘break’ is more ‘mondo’ than the next! Checkout the rest of the lineup & tune-in after the jump!

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Overs Gadovers Christina Aguilera And Husband Split – Massive news this morning as we learn that Christina Aguilera and her husband, music executive Jordan Bratman, have split. Aguilera and Bratman met in 2002 and married in a lavish ceremony in 2005. The pair have not yet filed for divorce but “are now living apart, and […]

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DELHI, INDIA – OCTOBER 12, South Africa’s Sibusiso Sithole in action during the Sevens rugby quarter final match against Scotland at the Delhi University Stadium on October 12, 2010 in Delhi, India.Picture by Wessel Oosthuizen / Gallo Images

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There are many different traffic light systems employed today. There is, of course, the very successful and highly regarded precursor to all of the traffic light systems, the traffic light. Then there’s Everything Everywhere’s take on the traffic light.

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Cape locals Glenn Ward and Dries Millard are about to embark on a road trip of epic proportions – they’ll be undertaking a marathon trek from Saldanha to Cape Town. That’s a distance of 142km. Now I don’t know about you, but the daily trip to the water cooler is a significant achievement for me. Oh yeah, small detail. They’ll be doing it in wheel chairs.

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A big thanks to the readers of 2oceansvibe who have welcomed our new look and structure with open arms! And the proof is in the pudding, as we see 2oceansvibe jumping to top position on the ‘Top Ranked’ list on Afrigator, ahead of Mail & Guardian’s ‘Thoughtleader’ offering. Nicely.

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You gotta love the monsters of Sesame Street! Just last week they were in the dwang for ripping off Katy Perry, now this week they’re having a go at the Old Spice ad. You know, the one with the guy on a horse. They did it well – very funny indeed! Check out the video..

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Is it McDonald’s fault that more than 63 percent of Americans are overweight or obese, making them the fattest nation in the history of the world? Check out this advert that might get them thinking.

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My fellow 1800 fans will be pleased to hear that they have launched their new Summer Menu! And they’re doing it properly too, with a ridiculous new R169 Summer Menu Promotion. Unbelievably, that includes a glass of sparkling, starter, 200g rump (or sirloin of rib-eye) + signature sauce, dessert and underground parking at my residence, The Cape Royale Hotel!

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In a story that will make you ask just what the hell you’ve done with your life, a Chinese man who lost both of his arms at age 10, has gone on to win China’s Got Talent. By playing the piano.

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If you ever saw the series Friday Night Lights, you should know about Minka Kelly. To recap, she was the one you were in love with. And not just talking to the guys – even the most jealous girl out there couldn’t hate Minka. She’s too cute. All the photos (and video!) after the jump.

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The more trendy of our London ex-pats will know of Carluccio’s Caffès – a great place to meet over a drink and simple well-prepared Italian food, made on the premises. Although one extra thing seems to have been added to their New Bond Street Carluccio’s menu – something that certainly is Italian and hand-made, but not right there on the premises!

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Volkswagen just keep coming back for more! Remember the family-oriented advertisment from the good old days with David Kramer? Or the ones featuring “I remember the days of my life” by Andre de Villiers? Yeah, this advertisement is nothing like that, but damn it has its place.

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An airport closed down in China last week due to ‘UFO sighting’ and the week before it was announced that the UN had appointed an alien ambassador. The UN said the report was rubbish, which is weird, coming from The Times (UK). Now we find reports from earlier on in the year about upcoming alien disclosure announcements to be made by Obama?

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The video that exploded across the internet last week, featuring Cebu Pacific air hostesses dancing the flight safety message on a flight to the tune of a Lady Gaga song, has now got a followup. And this time it’s the guys’ turn.

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That’s one of the things on the cards today, as 2ov Radio with Richard Hardiman, Gen and Seth takes you through your day. Besides the hottest tunes (tunes you really want to hear), the daily lineup includes Surf Report, Headlines Chatter, Sports Report, The Comedy Minute and World Weather! Not to mention our killer competition with prizes from Havaianas, Sunglass Hut & NoMU! Full lineup after the jump.

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The Queen Elizabeth The New Queen Elizabeth – Britain’s queen named a luxury British cruise ship the Queen Elizabeth in a lavish ceremony Monday, blessing the vessel to launch it on its maiden voyage. Queen Elizabeth II had a guided tour of the Italian-built ship, which is operated by the British-US Cunard Line, before the […]

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You’re never too old to party!

Photo courtesy Gallo Images.

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If you use the live financial indicators on the right-hand side of 2oceansvibe, you will work out that the total winnings, in Rands, is R1.2 Billion. That’s quite a lot of tin! According to SKY News, “A UK ticket-holder scooped the top prize in Friday night’s draw, making it the country’s largest ever lottery win.” Full story after the jump.

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I don’t know what the guy who makes the Goldfish music videos is smoking, but the results are bloody marvelous! Where do you get your stuff?

Check out this trailer from their new music video for the new hit single ‘Get Busy Living!’

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If you have gold front teeth, a gold chain, a gold ring, gold-rimmed sunglasses and a gold watch…you might want to roll around in this bad boy. Check out the new Rolls…

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Famed and cultishly-revered British street artist, Banksy, has struck gold. He story-boarded and animated the intro for this Simpsons episode, and it is appropriately entertaining. What a lot of people don’t know, though, is that he used the 2oceansvibe HQ as a real-world inspiration for some of the intro scenes. Guess which ones. [VIDEO]

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Facebook founder, Sean Parker, has donated $100,000 in support of California’s Proposition 19. Proposition 19 being the controversial measure than Californians will vote on next month which will decide whether or not to legalise marijuana.

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A lot of parents are envious of the number of times Eminem manages to drop the name of his daughter, Hayley into his albums. In fact, it would be downright touching if her name wasn’t drowned in a malaise of expletives, narcotics, posturing and petty felonies. Well your kids can feel like Hayley as well, without the inconvenience of familial dysfunction.

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