It’s not clear how Dan Brown missed this but there’s a bunch of code hidden in Mona Lisa’s eyes. That reveals her true identity. Very clever that, Mr Da Vinci. Get us all hooked on her smile and hide all the good stuff in her eyes. Well played, sir. Can’t wait to see what you’ve got going on around the ears.

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Let’s be honest. It was coming. Here it is, gang – the Brendan Venter paradoy video!

Starring Ryan Scott, or, “The Guy Who Played Brendan Venter In Invictus”, as he’s more commonly known around these parts.

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Unicycling has arguably been around since there have been wheels and chairs. That’s just science. Charity has been around for a pretty long time too. So it’s fitting that these two ancient disciplines would come together in the Counter Balance ‘Freedom Revolution Tour,’ which is raising funds to provide disadvantaged school kids with shoes.

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Brendan Venter would never have imagined how quickly his ‘protest’ would catch on. After giving one of the most memorable sports interviews in recent times, the source of his inspiration has been established. Mike Bassett: England Manager was a movie that he had watched on the team bus travelling to Gloucester. And we have the script for you after the jump.

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Yesterday we gave you that outrageous video of the hot chicks and the dwarf and the geek, filmed on Camps Bay beach. Well the magic continues, with this latest offering, featuring the same gang. But this time the geek has been replaced by one of those FREAK gym bunnies you see from time to time. […]

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We pulled out some vinyl in the 2oceansvibe Radio studio the other day and found ourselves playing We Will Rock You by Queen. My Friday co-host, Bruce, reminded me of the old classic Sun City TV commercial, which used the same song. My Twitter friends helped find the video. Check it out – epic!

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Julian Assange Voted Readers’ Choice For TIME’s Person Of The Year – The man behind WikiLeaks has won the most votes in this year’s Person of the Year poll. Readers voted a total of 1,249,425 times, and the favorite was clear. Julian Assange raked in 382,020 votes, giving him an easy first place. He was […]

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It would be disingenuous to say that we weren’t all wriggling like little girls at the prospect of Public Enemy’s Chuck D’s arrival at the 2oceansvibe fishbowl studios in the Cape Quarter. Check out his 20 minute on-air interview.

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If you haven’t seen this hysterical ‘McHugeLarge’ beach video doing the rounds, I strongly suggest you press play (above). It’s got all the elements that make a great video – hot women, a geek, beach, sea, sand and a dwarf. What’s more, the geek gets punished at the end. Looks like it was filmed at […]

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A royal insider inside St James’s Palace inside the room inside where Prince William and Kate were officially photographed revealed the pics were airbrushed before release. Apparently nothing hectic like thickening the Prince’s hair was done which is a real shame because this is what he would’ve looked like.

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Air New Zealand has cut a scene from its in-flight safety video, which showed All Black centre Richard Kahui reject a kiss from a male flight attendant. Their reason: such a scene has the potential to cause gay suicides and substance abuse. Outrageous slippery slope. [VIDEO].

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Bokang Montjane (24) was crowned Miss South Africa 2010 at the Sun City Superbowl in South Africa on 12 December 2010. Wow – that was yesterday! I had no idea. Apparently she was also named Miss Congeniality. Wonderful. (Photo by Gallo Images/Sowetan/Bafana Mahlangu)

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Ozzy Osbourne is what’s right with the world. We’ve seen him drunk, we’ve seen him high, we’ve seen him possessed. He’s met the Queen and bit off a bat’s head. He’s a role model without equal and here he is summing up what we’re all thinking in six glowing words. Watch what happens when he’s asked his opinion on Justin Bieber.

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When I mentioned to the Friendly store owner last weekend that they should look into stocking the Robertsons Salt & Vinegar seasoning (I use it on popcorn – like at the movies), I didn’t expect it to appear on the shelves so soon. One week later, BANG, there it was. Nice job, Friendly store.

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There are few things better than watching minor natural disasters from the comfort of your own home/office/wherever the hell you’re watching this from. Granted, the Metrodrome is about as significant to me as the International Hopscotch Court, but watching the roof cave in from the past week of snow is pretty rad.

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This is teetering on a hellish crossroads of genius, insanity, chemically-altered states of being, and too many concussions in the space of one life time. Brendan, what are you doing? What’s your secret? How? Why? As you’ll see from this video, these are all very good questions. Very good, very good, good questions.

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One of 2oceansvibe’s favourite new acts to come out of the RSA, Wrestlerish, have released a splendiferous music video for their single, sleep. As the title card for the video states, the video is a composite of 921 still fan shots, snapped in and around Gauteng at Wrestlerish gigs (and one guy’s pool).

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So summer’s here folks. I’m not sure if you’ve been noticing the incremental increase in temperature, the gradually lengthening days, the proliferation of billionaires on yachts off of Clifton – the usual tell tale indicators that a change has been effected in the seasons. And you know what? Maybe, just maybe its time you learned to surf

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Artist Vincenzo Cosenza has redrawn the world map based on each nation’s preferred social networking site – ranging from the reasonably well-known Facebook and Orkut to the bizarrely unfamiliar (here) Draugiem – unless you’ve got some friends in Lativa you’ve not told us about.

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William & Kate Release Official Engagement Photos – “They are in their prime and brimming with happiness. I have never felt so much joy as when I see them together.” With these words snapper-to-the-stars Mario Testino described what’s plain for all to see in his historic photographs. Prince William and Kate Middleton are intimate and […]

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Julius Assange has been arrested and denied bail. Incidentally, it’s the same jail which held Shrien Dewani before he was granted bail. Some of you will be aware that Assange has not been arrested for hacking the US government, but rather sex-related charges. Turns out our boy is a bit of a heartbreaker..

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Recent medical studies have indicated that a high number of hours spent on a cycling saddle per week is likely to lower your semen count.

Not all bad news, that is if we’re all aiming to be like Lance and Live Strong (read: sterile).

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South Africa predicted it would generate £570million from the 2010 Fifa World Cup. Experts also expected 450 000 supporters to attend the tournament. In both cases the predictors were well wrong. Many SA-based companies also failed to exceed expectations. That White Elephant argument was never going to go quietly.

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The story broke on the Mail & Guardian, and needless to say, it’s being picked up all over the globe. Police sources in Cape Town allege that there is high resolution, colour video footage of Shrien Dewani handing driver Zola Tongo a bankie of cash in the restaurant area of the Cape Grace Hotel.

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Maybe it’s a little early to be getting nostalgic, the Google’s Zeitgeist 2010 has you ‘Re-live top events and moments from 2010 from around the globe through search, images, and video.’ South Africans can go ahead and skip to 2:05, though, because that’s where the important part of 2010 really starts.

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Remember that song called “Jump On It!”? Sure you do. You used to graunch to that sing in your parents’ garage, with your Back to The Future hi-tops and lumo green laces. That one. This song is what that song is based on, it’s called “Apache”, and the video is face-palmingly awesome. Please enjoy the simulated keyboard dry-humping, among other delights.

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Drop what you’re doing, get on your feet and put your hands together: Mark Zuckerberg joined the Giving Pledge movement and is donating most of his wealth to charity. Bravo. He joins Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Michael Bloomberg and Ted Turner – truly selfless individuals with some of the biggest hearts in the world.

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Our Science and Technology minister didn’t mince her words announcing the arrival of SANSA (South African National Space Agency) yesterday using terms like “launch” and ”local scientific research sector” at free will. She even went so far as to say a decade from now South Africa would be a thriving space nation. Let’s look at some of the pros and cons of Mzansi in orbit.

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God, some headlines just write themselves. Happy Friday, by the way. PETA member and Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has angrily written SeaWorld protesting their apparent use of killer whale Tilikum as a “chief sperm bank,” collecting ‘deposits’ with “a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.” What happened, Tommy Lee? You used to not be crazy.

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It’s the Premier Show on Friday this morning, ladies and gentlemen.

And it’s pretty much a feast of fashion on the show this morning, not least because we have GQ South Africa’s Best Dressed Man and a Rupert Everett dopleganger on the mics this morning. No sir.

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