When someone first arrives on your doorstep, what do they see? They’ll see one of two things: the barren, unwelcoming ground, or an annoyingly functional doormat that tells all who enter that you are, for all intents and purposes, a doormat. Of course, if you’re a succesful adult they might see a moustache doormat
You get pranks, and then you get pranks. Japan seems to know what’s up – they get it. The water buckets on top of doors and the electro-shock handshakes are so last century. This century is all about giant velociraptors chasing people down corridors. Yeah, that’s what’s up.
Reports coming out of China are that a dozen people, including Kim Jong-Un’s ex-girlfriend have been executed by machine gun on the order of Kim himself. Sources in China said singer Hyon Song-wol as well as Mun Kyong-jin, head of the Unhasu Orchestra, were arrested on Aug. 17 for violating North Korean laws against pornography […]
I stumbled across a friend this week who had a pair of Beats by Dr Dre headphones peeping out of his bag. Naturally, I asked if he’d exercised his God-given right, and redeemed the ridiculous 30% off Beats by Dr Dre coupon residing within the velvety walls of the 2oceansvibe App. That’s when he said, […]
Earlier this week in the land of the Pols, the defending league champion Legia Warsaw were fined and forced to close down a spectator stand stand for yesterday’s Champions League tie as punishment for their fan’s “racist behaviour” at a match in July. Naturally, the team’s fans responded by basically turning a stand into a glowing hellfire of fury and flares.
Arriving a little late for the space-race aren’t we China? While NASA is looking at photos of Mars taken by their Curiosity rover, the China National Space Administration has been sending lunar probes into orbit around the moon… And they’ve announced they’re ready to land an unmanned probe on the surface
Nigel Mansell. Ayrton Senna. Michael Schumacher. These are people who inspire you. You may even care for these people, emotionally. We want to be with them. You may want to be them. Hell, you may want to be inside them. If you’re a petrol head, you cannot miss this.
Are you a bit lost as to what’s going on with this Syria situation everyone’s talking about? Well, it’s time to get up to speed. The US are blaming the Syrian government for the shocking chemical attack we saw outside the capital of Damascus last week. They’ve got some shaky evidence backing them up, but […]
A homeless man perished from the cold on Main Road in Kuilsriver yesterday. Police happened upon two men huddled under cardboard boxes outside a 7 Eleven. When neither of the men responded to a greeting, police investigated and found the pair to be unresponsive. One of the two men was already dead, while the second […]
Good morning. The sun has risen once more, so obviously there’s yet another balls-up from our favourite news channel, ANN7. Check it out. After the Gupta TV production team slipped up yet again and failed to play the audio for a segment, the on-screen presenter had enough. Instead of hearing music overlay of the news segment we hear a clearly frustrated, “Hayibo, guys!”
No confidence ruling – DA wins the war. SA snipers are killing people very well. Syria prepares for Team America. Twerking has been added to the dictionary. Periodic table gets a new element. Zeta-Jones confirms what we knew.
With tensions rising in Syria, key countries are weighing in on where they stand as to next steps and conflict resolution. Here’s what some of them had to say:
An American Instagrammer has been booted off of the photo sharing service for “violating Instagram’s community guidelines”. Amy Woodruff (the owner of the Daughter of the Sun Instagram account) practises yoga, and lives in a teepee with her family in the wilds of Hawaii Click through for the pic.
Spotted on the Corner of St. Bedes and Somerset Road, Three Anchor Bay. This image sent in by a 2oceansviber sets such a bizarre scene, it’s hard to work out exactly what happened.
A 2oceansviber sent in this video allegedly showing an ADT car parked on the side of the road, with the patrol officer fast asleep. When he is woken up he seems bewildered and refuses to give his name. Before driving off.
Australian surf brand, Billabong, has declared its flagship brand value to be zero. Four other brands the company now also values at nothing are: Element, Palmers, Beachculture and Amazon.
These pics were recently sent in by a 2oceansviber caught in today’s flooding. ‘Ell, but it’s wet hey?
Skip this one if you’ve survived a professional racing incident involving you being in your car when it bursts into flames. Michael Stofflet races cars for a living. As does sometimes happen in motor races, Michael had something of a little spill. Except that he spilled on to his roof, and watched – trapped inside the vehicle – as fuel leaked from his car, and ignited with him stuck in the seat.
Eminem is back and he’s going ‘Berzerk’ on his first single from his upcoming album, The Marshall Mathers LP 2. This insane song kicks it old school, with classic rock-guitar samples, and a sweet sample from the Beastie Boys.
With a level of brainlessness usually reserved for dashcam footage from remote corners of Europe (we mean Russia), a Gauteng biker has been filmed leaving a sports bar on a super bike. Oh yes, there was a small child clinging on to the rider’s waist, with no child safety support equipment of any kind. But […]
In a big eff you to all her critics, Miley Cyrus has posted an avalanche of racy pics of herself on Twitter, less than 24 hours after her 2013 MTV Video Music Awards performance which was punctuated with twerking, sticking her tongue out, and rubbing herself with a foam finger. The pictures appear to be […]
Don’t talk to Siri like she’s Google Glass, because she will strike you down. If you’re running iOS6, try talking to Siri as if she’s Google Glass, and see what happens.
If you’ve missed the trailer for the late-November release of the Nelson Mandela biopic, ‘Long Walk To Freedom,’ check it out here. It’s set to be a cracker and it’s starring a pedigree cast.
Facebook is paying out $20 million (R208,899,974) in damages to users who had their personal details used in ads on the site. Even though the details of 150 million Facebook users were used in sponsored stories, only the 614,000 who responded to an email earlier this year will be getting compensation. In a settlement reached […]
President Bashar al-Assad of Syria is on Instagram, and he wants everyone to know what he’s been up to. The shots he’s posted so far show the President and his wife doing charitable work, feeding the hungry, embracing children, and being swarmed by loving crowds.
The Rand is getting whipped like a red-headed stepchild, right now. Overnight the Rand tumbled to a four year low against the US dollar. Don’t even look at the Euro exchange rate. It’ll tingle your loins.
The monthly Ster-Kinekor Movie Buffs event takes place on 29 August at Cavendish Square in Cape Town. You get to watch the film before anyone else, and engage in a discussion of the film. There is also a lucky draw during the evening and the chance to win some great prizes.
If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a hundred times. Summer is approaching, and you need to start you preparations, ASAP. If you’re smart, you’ll begin buying the upcoming summer accessories out of season, and you have a golden opportunity to do just that, right here.
The oldest user on Facebook is 105-year-old Edythe Kirchmaier. Look at her – 105 and happy, and on Facebook, and still driving! She’s not only Facebook’s oldest user but California’s oldest driver too. She learned to drive when she was 19 in a Ford Model T. Now here’s something that will restore your faith in […]
Alec Baldwin and his wife, Hilaria were casually having some tea at a shop near their apartment when a paparazzo got a little too close for comfort to the hot tempered actor. After snapping some pics of his wife, Alec Baldwin went nuts and pinned the guy against a nearby parked car’s bonnet.