Sneaky sources inside Hollywood have confirmed that Miley Cyrus is dating Theo Wenner. You know, Theo Wenner? Liv Tyler’s ex-boyfriend? The son of Rolling Stones magazine owner Jann Wenner? Okay, fine, no one knows who he is – but now he’s dating one the pop industries biggest names. Look, it could be worse. At least it isn’t Uncle Terry.

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There are two ways this story could’ve panned out. Either the clowns noticed some drug dealings going on and, being good Samaritans, immediately shot down the head honcho – OR – gunmen who always had the intention of killing the head honcho dressed themselves up as clowns, invaded the party, and shot the guy from close range. Done guessing?

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This is as skillful as it is hilarious. In a lip-syncing performance that will certainly beat the likes of Rihanna, this father is able to perfectly match his 6-year-old’s temper tantrum word-for-word.

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Many of us are familiar with the pain of the long-haul flight. You emerge from your seat with your legs aching and feeling hollow. Your mouth is stained with drool,and you pants are covered in little bits of horrible airplane-food. It’s a nightmare, and people generally agree that the less time spent flying, the better.

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This one’s a gem. Officials at a prison in Moldova became a bit suspicious when they noticed a grey and white cat repeatedly entering and exiting the prison fence. You can imagine a pair of bulky slavic officials staring at the video footage over a few weeks, while it slowly dawns on them that this isn’t normal.

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The Maldives – well known for it’s crystal blue waters, brilliant white sands and those boats with the glass bottoms that let you see the coral reefs. This is the last place on earth you’d associate with the word “rubbish dump”. But there’s something sordid just a stone’s throw away from the swankiest hotels on earth. There’s something smelly on the horizon. It is ‘Rubbish Island’, and it stinks to high hell.

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Experience the ancient history, vibrant cultures and scenic splendour of Nepal, during a 16 day trek to the Everest Base Camp; where snow-capped peaks tower in the skies and watch over the hills and lush Terai plains of tropical jungle. CLICK HERE TO GET YOURS Departure Dates 18 October 2013 4 November 2013 18 November […]

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Yup, scientists have taken a closer look at our DNA, and have singled out the genes that determine the biological age of our tissues and organs.

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Remember that part in Titanic when everyone was freaking out on the top deck, and they made the violinists play a few songs to calm everyone down? Yeah, well that actually happened, and one of those violins was just sold on auction.

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Hold the phone – this is either completely wrong, or completely genius. MIT graduate and self-confessed geek Brandon Wade has invented a new dating app. But not just any dating app, no no. This app allows even the ugliest of blokes to have a genuine shout at a first date, through the use of what are essentially bribes.

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Though the 5S, and it’s cheaper, plastic-shelled counterpart, the 5C, were released over a month ago, this is the first television ad to feature either one.

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Headless corpse found at Cape School suggests satanism. NSA hacked Mexican president’s email. Woolworths under fire for allegedly ripping local designer. Poachers kill 300 elephants with cyanide. Google share hits $1,000. Twitter quitters dog IPO. Famous Cape webcam returns. JFK’s brain was removed.

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The irony of the Competition Commission’s boss spending a fortune of taxpayer’s money on porn sites – in direct contravention of the commission’s own internet policy – is too much. Let’s find out more about Shan Ramburuth’s monstrous porn appetite.

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Every year at around this time, all the major action-sports brands head over to Utah for the Red Bull Rampage, an event that has been going on for years, hosting the worlds greatest x-athletes. Oakley sets up a ridiculously massive ramp called the “Oakley Sender”, and the worlds best bikers do some insane stunts on camera.

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“Hitman Network” is a site that hires out three hitmen who are willing to kill anyone who isn’t under 16 or a major politician (nice morals there – what about a 17 year-old disabled chap, that’s a-okay?). What’s more, these guys won’t do it for real cash. Nah – they want bitcoins.

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Gautrain has announced intentions to roll out seven new routes on the service. As of yet, Gauteng’s leadership haven’t approved the new routes, and if they were approved, it isn’t entirely clear who would construct the routes; Gautrain, or the Passenger Rail Agency of South Africa. Long story short, Joburg’s roads are now e-screwed, and it would be wise not to hold your breath for Gautrain development.

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On Wednesday we dropped the trailer of the new film Gravity, starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney as two lost astronauts who are stuck in space, forced to adventure into the void and find salvation. Well, during a recent press conference with director Alfonso Cuarón, a reporter asked a rather, well, silly question.

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Aah, Bedfordview. Situated between the shady suburbs of Kensington and Glendower, it’s the perfect place to take your kids for a sunny stroll through the leafy avenues – and maybe stop for a coffee at an Italian restaurant. Where you’ll overhear someone ordering a hit on a rival.

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If you’re expecting the iPad 5 to be a revolutionary device that will change the way we do everything – think again. Yes, it will be new, and nice, and sexy and you will want one – but like the release of the iPhone 5s, Apple has taken the “evolution rather than revolution” approach – which can be summarised in three words: thinner, smaller, lighter.

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There’s a lot of noise going on about Zac Efron’s naked butt in the trailer for his upcoming movie ‘That Awkward Moment’. Having burst onto the scene in his time at High School Musical, it was only a matter of time before he, like so many other child stars, got naked on camera for the enjoyment of his adoring public.

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The Government is going full steam ahead with their e-toll plans, after the Supreme Court of Appeal dismissed the Opposition to Urban Tolling Alliance’s (Outa) bid to stop the controversial multibillion Rand e-tolling project.

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Anne Hirsch is back for a third season properly now – after kicking it off with a short trip to Rocking the Daisies. In this episode, Hirsch makes another trip to Darling, though this time it isn’t to poke fun at festival goers – but rather to probe the infamous Tannie Evita Bezuidenhout while sitting on her couch.

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Love him or loathe him – Wes Anderson is prolific. This time he’s roped in Ralph Fiennes, Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Willem Dafoe, Jude Law, Adrien Brody, Owen Wilson and Tilda Swinton – to mention just a few.

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A few days ago we posted a story about how anti-smoking lobbies were shouting down e-cigarettes. Despite the negative press, e-cigarettes are coming on strong, unabated by the efforts of corporate-sponsored anti e-cigarette protests, and a recent development in NY has seen a the construction of a sprawling e-cigarette bar in the heart of the city.

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Remember that competition last week that we told you would be a piece of cake to win. Mike A listened to us and got this picture to prove it! Here it is..

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A while ago, Cape Town had the prestige of winning the competition to be the World Design Capital for 2014. And since then, residents have been racking their brains to try and figure out what exactly that means. Will we be building an entirely new city? Will some art kids pop up and wrap Cape Town’s trees in some sort of colourful material? The jury was well and truly out. Until now.

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#NoFilter – usually a hashtag that inspires hatred towards the poster (“What, are we supposed to clap because you took a photo and then did nothing with it and then showed it to us?”). In this case though, that simple hashtag was enough to get Kanye West home, immediately.

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Church of Scientology fraud conviction upheld in France. Air pollution causes cancer – fact. Steyn mansion gets R250 million property record. SA has a LOT of slaves. Walk of fame’s response to Kim’s dream star..

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Some strange requests have appeared from people asking Jonty Rhodes to unfriend them on Facebook. One person even stated they were glad their grandmother wasn’t alive, as Jonty was her hero. Anyone know what’s going on?

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Did you know that the US Government shutodown ended with the House stenographer being dragged out of the room while ranting about freemasons and God? We didn’t. We bet you didn’t either. Just enjoy that.

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