What do you do when you have money coming out of your (insert name of orifice)? Yeah, you build the world’s biggest plane and laugh at us mere peons.
That old saying of “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” rings loud and true here, and it’s certainly something to think about. Online garage sale, anyone?
There are many reasons people sell their cars on Gumtree but we have yet to come across something like this in an advert. Shame guy, someone snap this car up and help a brother out.
Pay attention on the road out there guys – the latest statistics on road deaths in South Africa are in and it should give us a good kick up the backside.
Sometimes I think it would be easier to find a lonely island and pronounce yourself president of it, rather than go through the rigorous procedures in actual governments.
Although South African Airways gives you unlimited Oreos on the JNB-JFK route, it’s not enough to make the flailing airline rise above the rest, especially after this latest scandal.
iPads aren’t meant to have baby slobber and sticky fingerprints all over them. You do know that, right? Time to give your little squidge their own plaything and reclaim your iPad.
We have heard Mark Zuckerberg likes to keep his life pretty simple and he recently reiterated this when he revealed his one tip for hiring new staff. We’re all ears.
This is why you should definitely still do the Cape Town Cycle Tour on Sunday and no, danger cannot be an excuse
It seems someone may have got the bad acid. The NSRI was left more than a little bemused when they found a man using a somewhat alternative mode of sea travel.
There’s another fire, can you believe it? Reporters are saying it’s unrelated, but still – more flames to fight against with in already stretched resources.
Now you can write your own ‘thank you’ note to those battling the blaze the last five days. Come now, it’s the least you can do.
Another day, another set of incredible images to tug at the heart strings. This picture of a grieving lady in Tokai really nails home the scale of the destruction.
We love a good giveaway, so here is something else for you to win with 2ov – double tickets to the first screening of Neill Blomkamp’s new flick, “Chappie”.
Public weighs on teen sex criminal law act. New Age pulls out from ombudsman system. 50 Cent betting R19 million on Mayweather fight. US ambassador slashed in face. First known human found. Katie Price’s natural boobs are back.
There’s been a lot of crappy stuff in the news of late, so here is something to unite us as a country and get us to laugh.
Don’t throw cigarette butts out of your car window, duhhh. And, if you do, make sure no one snaps a photo of your license plate as some amateur detectives are hot on your heels.
Now you can rub your superior dress-colour recognition in the faces of your friends who said ‘white and gold’. Or, alternatively, you could get a life.
We don’t like to say we told you so…but we did kind of have a rant of epic proportions last week along similar lines. It seems automated cold-calling people is just one of Standard Bank’s many problems.
There really is no need to resort to selling your organs online to make ends meet, and this heart-warming success story is all the proof you need.
It is four days short of a year since Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 vanished off the face of the planet. Theories have been mounting in the past 12 months and this is a rater plausible one.
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If you need to impress some mates next time they’re in town, give this a read.
Your parents know best, kids. This just goes to show that you should listen to them and be nice so that you don’t get left in the dust should they hold a little grudge against you.
Great news for all of us with a hankering for exploration out there – National Geographic have found the remnants of an ancient civilisation deep in the Honduran rainforest. Adventure!
Hey, don’t act like you’re not impressed. Now you too can exude class like our favourite moustache-wielding scotch-guzzling anchorman
This makes any mistakes we make on a day to day basis seems almost fine. Because, hey! At least we were not making light of Nazi Germany.
Yes, this is happening. Reports are circulating that some heartless souls are now looting the houses of those forced to evacuate.
Not cool Cycling SA, not cool at all. Tensions have boiled over in the cycling fraternity as some prominent local cyclists were involved in a nasty spat.
You can do your part in helping with the Cape Town fires – share this with friends and those affected, and please, do a rain dance.