Seems Cape Town and France are having an odd sort of contest – who can have the most jewellery store thefts by 2020. Even though France is a country, they should have been given a head start…
You can have your ‘Angry Birds’ youth of today, because you will never understand the joy that was filling your entire screen with a winding snake. Anyone still send a ‘please call me’ these days?
As the mornings get darker and the woolly socks start reappearing from the back of the drawer let’s not write summer off just yet. That’s why you need to get on board this train.
Eskom are set to dig deep in an internal investigation into problems at the company. Four board members have been sent to the naughty corner, including CEO Tshediso Matona.
Here’s one for the adrenaline junkies out there as we watch two Saffas fling themselves from a building. I find the most disturbing part all those stairs they had to traverse to get there.
Holy shit – I’ve never quite seen anything like this. It’s a gym in Cape Town which claims to have the ‘ultimate power hour’ – featuring a live DJ on decks and nightclub lighting. Make sure you’re sitting down for this.
Occasionally, I attempt to run around the block. Every time, it is a near death experience. Well, this guy is actually nearer to death than me and he is running like a king.
More details of exactly why Jeremy Clarkson saw fit to brawl with one of the Top Gear producers have come to light and in case you doubted this man was a tosser the evidence mounts.
It’s almost the weekend and we’re all becoming rosier by the minute….or are we? A new study says we rank amongst the world’s most miserable nations.
If you cannot wait for the April release date for the Apple Watch, then you can always hop on over to China and get a fake one. You may as well buy a fake MacBook whilst you’re at it.
Well it only took days, months and years but eventually South Africa (and the EFF) got their chance to ask JZ the question that has been uttered, chanted and screamed from rooftops around the country.
Anni Dewani dad’s arm ripped off. Zuma wants pregnant moms on Robben Island. You can’t feel fat on Facebook anymore. Whale kills woman landing on boat. Massive Apple iTunes outage. Exclusive New York sex parties.
It might be time to change your mixers, folks. You will be pretty grossed out by just how much sugar we are slamming down our gullets every time we enjoy a cooldrink.
Not to make light of this situation, but maybe this kid’s mum watched Chucky on repeat when she was preggers with him and shooting up meth?
This is going to make your next Great Gatsby-themed party much more believable, before you pop on that electro-swing. Did someone say red lips and lace?
So what should we expect this time around then? Will we see absolute chaos or have parliament learnt their lesson from the debacle that was SONA? Only time will tell.
I feel like this could only happen in Ireland (maybe South Africa with some luck) and here’s hoping that if you need to have your fix of E tonight you’re in Ireland.
Today’s Wild West installment features just-released footage taken last week in Bellville. Watch as the crafty robbers plant explosive on the ATM and – BOOM – take home the money.
The launch of the Apple Watch has the Swiss in a tizz about the future of watch sales. Best they just go back to chocolate and cheese and stop worrying.
Chappie is Neill Blomkamp’s latest thought-provoking sci-fi actioner, following in the wake of Elysium and the revered District 9. Die Antwoord were blown away by District 9 and felt an immediate synergy with Blomkamp, leading the zef rappers and director to join forces. Adamant that they be themselves in the film, Chappie was born out of the idea that Ninja and Yo-landi raise a robot.
The Western Cape continues to be battered by rogue fires and Stellenbosch is the latest victim. We’re not big fans of wet weather but let the heavens open soon please.
When your older sister is one of the world’s most revered cokeheads, I mean models, it must be tough to emerge from her shadow and forge your own career. That, or you could hang on her coattails.
The world of Scientology has long been steeped in mystery (being generous here) but a new documentary is said to be lifting the veil and it’s not pretty viewing for believers.
Dramatic footage has emerged of the moment two helicopters in Argentina collided mid-air, which I imagine is pretty much the worst place a helicopter collision could occur.
Let this one serve as something of a warning to residents with electric gate – wait in the street until your gate has opened fully or else you may be trapped like this.
Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone is something of a divisive figure amongst fans of the sport, and in a recent interview he laid bare how being stinking rich can make you disliked. Ag shame.
The loss of your daughter is a pain that only a few will ever experience, so it is little surprise then that June Steenkamp wouldn’t give Oscar a warm cuddle were they to meet.
The bromance between convicted criminals Oscar Pistorius and Radovan Krejcir seems to be going full steam ahead.
The world of super-modelling must be tough, but does it warrant an actual, physical bitch-fight in the eye of the public? Especially in Paris? I think not.
It seems people have been taking advantage of the City of Cape Town’s free wi-fi hotspots. Download your movies at the library like normal people, man.