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Copy And Paste And Send This Text To Your Friend To Reset Their iPhone
28 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ah, there are some friends I would love to send this special message of love to, if only so that they put their phone down at the dinner table. I may actually keep it on hand…
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It Looks Like Slut-Shaming Is Nothing New
28 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you look at the barely-there bikinis of today, it’s a wonder that they evolved from swimsuits of 100 years ago. Really, they are two different things.
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Classic: We Bribed FIFA But Then Couldn’t Pay The Money
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s embarrassing enough being caught in the midst of a massive corruption scandal, but it’s even worse when you need help to pay your own bribes.
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Piers Morgan’s Epic Sepp Blatter Takedown
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / 7 Comments
Piers had the knives well and truly sharpened yesterday when he unleashed an insult-laden attack on FIFA’s top dog. Tell us what you really think Piers.
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SA’s Teen Dream Of Legal Sex Gets Closer To Reality
28 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The ANC has absolutely nailed this new bill on the head and unless some seriously free contraception is handed out, we’re going to see a lot of kids ruining their lives.
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Silicon Valley Is Going Nuts For This New ‘Smart Drug’
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
What if I told you there was a drug that could make you smarter overnight – is that something you might be interested in? Of course you would, and so is Silicon Valley.
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Opposition Parties React Angrily To Zuma’s Parliamentary Gigglefest
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The South African political landscape has really descended into a free-for-all, although the latest attacks on Jacob Zuma are taking things to the next level.
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Avoid Looking Like A Knob When You Open Your Bubbly In Public
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s time to pop open the good stuff and the thirsty crowd gathers. No pressure, but if you botch this there will be many unhappy faces pointed in your direction. Here’s how you nail it.
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Jacob Zuma Thinks Nkandla Is Bloody Hilarious [Video]
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We’re getting quite used to hearing Jacob Zuma enjoy a chuckle at our expense in parliament, but should he really be cracking jokes about Nkandla?
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Tourism Is Dying: UK Press Confirms SA Visa Laws Are Putting Brits Off Visiting
28 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There is nothing that kills holiday planning more than stringent visa regulations. They can take the fun out of day-dreaming about snowmen and Disney World and the Eiffel Tower. But, that’s life.
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Verwoerd’s Grandson Is Not A Big Fan
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
My enduring memory of my grandfather is of a wonderfully cantankerous old man pulling up his knee-high socks and muttering obscenities. My grandfather wasn’t the architect of apartheid however.
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Medical History: SA Does It Again
28 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If this doesn’t make you appreciate the incredible doctors we have in this country then I don’t know what will – this is a proudly South African moment, me thinks.
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Thursday Morning Spice
28 May 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
FIFA / Blatter going down. U2 manager dead in hotel. Facebook acquires virtual world company. Airlines plunges 4,000 feet. Dagga bill stopped. Mozambique hunting gets massive funding. Bennifer on the rocks?
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Cape Town’s Underground Tube Map
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Hold up, what’s that you say, an underground tube in Cape Town? It looks like it would beat our train system hands down.
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EFF Spokesperson Rips Zuma, Ramaphosa And The ANC A New One
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The gloves are well and truly off after EFF spokesperson Mbuyiseni Ndlozi went to town on the ruling party in a sustained verbal attack. Ding ding ding.
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Corrupt FIFA Officials Arrested At Swanky Swiss Hotel
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
In what should come as a shock to absolutely nobody who follows football, corrupt Fifa officials are finally feeling the long arm of the law. Next stop, Sepp Blatter.
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Guys, This Australian Johnny Depp Dog Issue Is Getting Worse
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well, Pistol and Boo are probably two of the most famous dogs on Planet Earth at the moment, but at least they are still alive and are not famous because they were killed by Australia.
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Treurgrond
27 May 2015 by SPLING / No Comments
Treurgrond is a South African film about farm murders, directed by Darryl Roodt and starring controversial pop star and actor, Steve Hofmeyr. According to the film’s website, the most frequently asked questions address its political agenda, entertainment value for non-extremists and whether it features racial discrimination. While it answers these questions as you’d expect, it’s interesting […]
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This Is How You Pay Zero Property Rates In Johannesburg
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s a good thing they pay you well up in the Big Smoke or there would be no point in living there. Property rates remain a pesky expenditure but there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
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OMG! You Can Now Get On A Party Bus With Jack Parow
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
If there’s one man you can trust to throw a good party it’s legendary joller Jack Parow. If you think you can handle the heat why not get on board?
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Watch This Guy’s Amazing Response When He Finds Out He Won R145 Million
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
What would you do if you won the lottery? And we’re talking million and millions, by the way. Jump for joy? Scream a little bit? Maybe this guy needs a little lesson.
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Bodyguards Are Still Taking Bullets For World Leaders
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
I imagine the job description for presidential bodyguard includes something about putting your body in the line of fire. No surprises when things like this happen then.
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Ladies, Are You Dealing With A Shoe Storage Problem? This One’s For You
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sometimes trying to find both shoes in my cupboard brings upon me a black rage that results in my entire shoe collection becoming a swarming mass on my bedroom floor. No more.
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This Francois Van Coke Video Has Been Viewed Half A Million Times [Video]
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s lovely when something South African makes us proud – we have plenty of talent in this country, let’s not let it get overshadowed by all our other issues.
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TV Host Stuffs Sugar-Filled Koeksister Into Tim Noakes’ Mouth [Video]
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Open wide professor, there’s a sugar-laden carbfest heading for your piehole. That, and some cauliflower pizza bases, in today’s DIY section.
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Posting A Lot About Your Partner On Facebook? You’re Insecure
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I take the train to work and if my eyes are in too much agony after having to wake up I don’t read my book but instead scroll through Facebook because it’s sometimes more entertaining in a sadistic kind of way.
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People Freaking Out: Radio DJ Killed Baby Rabbit Live On Air
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
How does a radio DJ ensure that he has death threats rolling in from around the world? By offing a baby rabbit live on air, which as we all know will have people fuming.
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So What Does R40k Rental Get You In Sea Point And Gardens?
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Let’s imagine for a second you are rolling in the dough and you want to scope out some prime rental property. These two beauts might be just what you are looking for.
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If You Care: Kendall In Bikini And Lewis Hamilton Playing On A Superyacht In Monaco
27 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It really is the end of celeb spotting season – Cannes is over, Monaco is over, we’ve had the Met Gala. All that’s left is to follow Kendall Jenner and her daily routine.
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No Ways! Here’s The Point Break Remake Trailer [Video]
27 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
No, early 1990’s stoners, Bodhi hasn’t risen from the ashes and returned to the beach to catch more big waves. This remake, however, does has a few plot twists that look pretty epic.
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