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This Is Why You Shouldn’t Buy Shares In Tinder
17 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
You might think there are few better investments than in something that promotes wanton sex but you would be wrong. Experts are advising peeps to stay away from stocking up on Tinder.
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Are You Aware Of Zuma’s Outrageous Comments About Cecil The Lion?
17 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Wow but people were angry about Cecil. They still are, of course, it’s just that talking about it now usually has people doing the eye roll. Our JZ isn’t all that fussed by the uproar.
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WATCH: Donald Trump Tells Little Boy That He (Trump) Is Batman [Video]
17 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Do his lies know no bounds? Does he expect us to believe he is New York City’s Bruce Wayne? Was he just talking a bit of shite with a kid? Me thinks that last one.
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Djokovic Complains About Weed Making Him Dizzy During Match [Video]
17 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
A tennis crowd is a bit like a golf crowd – they’re usually well-mannered, respectful of tradition and able to use their pensioner’s card most places. Not this crowd in Montreal.
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In South Africa It’s A National Headline If The Electricity Stays On For A Week
17 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
A week of electricity deserves nothing more than a national headline as Eskom attempts to encourage positivity with its epically failed brand.
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Mandela’s Grandson Arrested For Rape – And Winnie Apparently Tried To Con The Victim’s Family
17 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The Mandela name has been in the news for all the wrong reasons of late. Now Nelson’s 15-year-old grandson is being charged with a rape that took apparently took place in Jozi.
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Surely If You Don’t Have A Solar Light By Now You Are Alone
17 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The idea of sitting around a campfire is a winner, sure, but sometimes you want luxuries like light that won’t scold your face and a fully charged cellphone. You can have both pretty easily.
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Dead Helicopter Pilot Lost License For Mid-Air Oral Sex
17 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / 2 Comments
Flying can be a dangerous game, but what happens when you push it to the next level with a ‘no shits given’ kinda attitude?
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So Good – Donald Trump Takes Over State Fair By Offering Free Helicopter Rides [Video]
17 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As much as it pains me to say it, Donald Trump had a relatively trouble-free weekend on the campaign trail, even winning over some new fans at a fair in Iowa.
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2015 Loeries Awards Winners List
17 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
YAY, I’m sure there were celebrations all weekend for those hip and happening creatives out there in the world of advertising – here’s who probably got most drunk.
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Monday Morning Spice
17 Aug 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
5 Killed in Cape Town plane crash. China explosion was deadly stored cyanide.The R1bn Marikana lawsuit. Morgan Freeman’s graddaughter stabbed to death. Soros drops Alibaba. Gauteng’s imminent water cuts. Self-driving Apple car. Jeff Bezos on Jeremy Clarkson.
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Vuzu ‘Rich Kid’ Faces Culpable Homicide Case After Biker Dies
14 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
There was plenty of bad publicity for the guys and girls who took part in Vuzu’s ‘Rich Kids’ reality show. That was nothing compared to the trouble this guy is in.
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Sandton Braces Itself For Severe Crystal Meth Shortage This Weekend
14 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I think we can all agree that crystal meth being taken off the streets is a good thing. Somewhere out there is one very sad drug dealer who would disagree.
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Noakes Suggests He Should Be The Only One Employed
14 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / 1 Comment
You can trust Tim to bring out the jokes – his latest was throwing shade in a speech for the University of KwaZulu-Natal’s health department.
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More Video From That Explosion In China – This One Is Even More Hectic
14 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Yesterday we brought you footage of the massive explosion that rocked the Chinese city of Tianjin. Now a new video has emerged and it’s bonkers.
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WATCH This Guy Get Thrown Out Of Virgin Active [Video]
14 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
There are a large amount of people who find those gym vests covering just the nipples and dental floss for shoulder wraps offensive. They aren’t getting tossed out of gyms however.
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Trump ‘Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bing, Bong, Bing’ [Video]
14 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Oh Trump – what a delicious bout of news you give us. Can you tell us what his ‘Bing bing, bong bong’ reference actually means?
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Holy Shit – Gigantic Marijuana Plantation Found In KZN [Aerial Video]
14 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Watch the KZN SAPS stumble upon their goldmine of the year – a stretch of marijuana fields that they spotted during another operation.
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Forget About The Coffee Percolator That Takes Forever – Check This Little Monster
14 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There are many people who believe that the saying ‘good morning’ is actually an oxymoron. If we haven’t yet had our cup of coffee we’re inclined to agree.
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Northgate Mall Teen Fell To Her Death – Might Not Have Been Suicide
14 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
In the lastest incident of crimes coming out of South Africa, a 14yr old girl was found dead outside Northgate after her mom went to Facebook to locate the missing teenager.
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Brand New Duran Duran Song – Listen To It Here
14 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
If you’ve ever popped on the TV and tuned it to the 80’s channel you will be familiar with Duran Duran and their music. They’re not done though and here is their latest offering.
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This Beard Club’s Ad Is Bloody Brilliant [Video]
14 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Who is the manliest man that you know? I’m not knocking that fine creature of which you speak but he has some serious competition from this beard-wielding brother.
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The Powerhouse That Bey – Beyoncé At Her Sexiest On Latest Cover Of Vogue
14 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Beyoncé gets her third cover on Vogue and breaks a whole lot of records with it – including the fact that it’s the issue that makes fashionistas drool.
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Eagle vs. Drone [Video]
14 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
In this epic fight between machine and bird, watch as machine is properly dominated by nature in mid air.
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Getaway BIC, Women Can Do Whatever They Want
14 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Some people have done rather poorly on the whole ‘let’s celebrate Women’s Month’ front – you know who you are. I’m looking at easing the pain by enjoying a nice little getaway.
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This UK Ad Campaign Just Punished BIC SA
14 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
After BIC’s #fail, they have provided a stage for every other stationary company to release a campaign in support of women being women, and Stabilo UK jumped right on it.
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Oh Dear – The Editor Of The Citizen Has Apologised To Jacob Zuma For The Media’s ’Sinister Agenda’
14 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We know that Jacob Zuma isn’t exactly the darling of many of South Africa’s premier news outlets, something that Steven Motale thinks warrants an apology.
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Jozi Radio DJ Explains Times When It’s Fine To Smack A Woman
14 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It looks like August is set to be a stellar month for women around the country. First BIC tells them how to think and what pens to use, now this ‘bloke’ is telling them when they should be struck.
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Friday Morning Spice
14 Aug 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Closing in on Gaddafi’s SA billions. 11-year-old gives birth. World’s longest commercial flight launched. Baby scan shows demon. Cobain solo album. Amazon’s JHB office. Britain wants Assange bad. Best songwriter ever revealed.
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Ouch: Ozzie Tennis Player Tells Opponent Of His Girlfriend’s Infidelity During Montreal Masters Match [Video]
13 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that the Ozzie cricket team enjoys a good sledge but it’s rather unusual to see that take place on the tennis court. Enter Nick Kyrgios and his loose tongue.
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