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BELOW ARE THE MR 2OCEANSVIBE ENTRANTS
FOR 2005 AND 2004
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This is what it's all about.
Andy - Mr 2oceansvibe 2005
Before:
With over 50 entrants, we have boiled it down to what we refer to as "The big 20". It's bigger than IDOLS and it's larger than life. Ladies and gentlemen, this year's Mr 2oceansvibe!
Have a browse over these strapping lads and make your vote at the bottom of the page. With a click of your mouse you could change someone's life forever. You have that luxury.
Competition ends December 25. All voting ends at the stroke of midnight on the night of the 24th.
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
COMPETITION IS OVER
ANDY FENNER WILL WEAR THE CROWN FOR ONE YEAR EXACTLY
Jared |
Andy |
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Age: 26
Occupation: Design engineer and part time Golf Coach
Hobbies: Cruzing for chicks, Brandewyn en Coke, Bolamakisies, manicuring his ‘tache, polishing his clubs, fighting crime and gunning for your sister
Not scared of Friday nights when you lose your car and come home with one shoe, Jared is looking for
"Someone that understands me, can cook up a storm and has no reservations about a decent spooning session"
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24 year old self-confessed 'king of the bachelors', Andy spends his time puting together property development deals and smoothing his mock-mohawk at Caprice. The new Prada shades have added to his stature.
"Grab a cocktail, baby and perch yourself next to me, I've got people to watch. I've got your handbag, chill out and let me do my stuff"
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Cullinary King, the wiz kid of the kitchen...if its an evening of good food, fine wine and sparkling conversation your after, he's the man you want!!!
Pours his heart and soul into his cooking, and he tells me its the same in his relationships.
" When I cook, you can feel the love just radiating from me, can you feel it...its a love I want to share...does anybody want seconds?"
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26 yrs old. The 'Bern-dog' ended a long term relationship in Jan and has been living the life since. Frequently seen hanging off his mates BROKEN. Has invested huge amounts of cash into a well known Cape Town "revue bar" on Barrack street in town.
"Aaah just give me a break man. You don't even know where to start when it comes to the babies. Get me another beer and I'll show you how to do it"
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Zone |
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He's pulled some big names out of the bag in recent months, but none of them have been able to tame him. As one of his neighbourhood's top tennis players, Ken has something for everyone.
"Just don't bore me. The chick has to have a head on her shoulders. I don't want just a model. I want a model who can read. A model who can teach herself how to cook. Are you with me?"
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Not scared of a mullet haircut, this self confessed IT tycoon, 'Mase', is based in CT - often frequenting European shores in his quest for fine angels.
At 6'3 and 90KG, with a penchant for poker, Caprice and Clifton 4, he is all man as he sports his Shawn Connery chest hair in clear defiance of the metrosexual trend.
"I've got two tickets to a club opening with free vodka orange. Come on baby-shoes, you know I'm your daddy!"
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At 6ft 1, Milo is a personal trainer at upmarket Constantia gym. Because he's a personal trainer you get the added bonus of him being pretty ripped. Often seen on Llandudno beach putting out a big vibe, as well as out and about sipping on a T-V-R-B and propping up the bar. This is Mr 2oceansvibe 2005's only UCT 1st XV rugby player.
"I just want to have a good time. I can't have sex before a game but you'll still get a bloody good hiding"
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At 32, we're looking at a masculine, kwazi Greek,guitar playing, Mercedes driving property magnate. With the voice of an angel, Zone is moving from Chelsea Wynberg to Higgovale in a step closer to the Atlantic Seaboard.
"Look, I thought the move would enhance my chances in the competition. Can I sing you a song I wrote about you?"
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Seth |
Dean |
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32 year old Harry likes the petite girls and, with his 'Richard Gere' hairstyle is often seen sculpting his guns at the Bellville Gym. From the burbs he commutes daily to work.
"Look, I'm not a complicated guy and I'm not going to mess you around. Snuggle up to my right bicep and realise the kind of protection you're getting here" |
It's quite dificult to write something about yourself but making it look like you never wrote it. For example I could very easily throw out something like 'you've hit the jackpot with this guy' or 'package includes trips to the Formula 1 in Australia and the villa in France' But I won't that would be pushing it and probably deemed 'unfair'.
"I'm sorry, did you say something? I was busy talking about myself"
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If Dean were a wine he'd be cultivated on a North slope with steady rainfall. Woody, nutty with a fruity nose, you're getting nothing less than a straight shooter here. But seriously, the General Manager of Winemakers Choice has more than just access to cases and cases and cases of wine, you'll find there's more to him.
"Sit yourself there and have a little listen to me. Do you understand how rare that wine is that you're drinking? It's pretty much on a par with me. Fine, smooth with a hint of oak" |
Often confused with Tom Cruise, it's possible you'll get a couple of movie lines thrown your way. Whatever happens, if it's a conversation you're after he can't be beat.
"Look, I'm very much on the up. If you can't see that then... you know... sorry....for you I mean. Sorry for you. If you don't see my vibe or where I'm going. Honestly. I mean I am sorry for you etc. if you don't see it. Who ARE you anyway?" |
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Up-and-copming Caprice heavyweight, Warren has decided to take his talents to Hollywood mid next year. A career in acting beckons - that's if the big business lucky break doesn't come before.
"It's risk versus reward, my angel - if I make it big in 'The Wood' then you'll be kicking yourself. Do youself a favour. I'm a sure thing"
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The next big thing jets into Cape Town PURELY for the competition. Very up beat and staggeringly international, Graham mixes smooth strumming of the guitar with smothering charm. He'll eat you up.
"I just wanna make music man. What do you think of this?" |
'Quiet' and 'reserved' - These are qualities NOT found in this young man. He's a born leader, a man that knows what he wants and how to get it. He's tall and according to him ladies, its all on proportion!!!
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It's hard to write something about Ken without getting all 'caught up'. Well read, well studied and not shy to spin a couple of reels. Ken is the real deal. I think it's fair to say that a lot of us wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for Ken. I'm not sure where that last line came from.
"Look if you're keen for a drink then.... you know... I suppose we could get together... I mean...if you want" |
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Ian |
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As the leader of his gang, Rob certainly has a presence when he enters a room. Just as comfortable 20km out at sea as he is holding onto the corner of a bar, Rob offers something for everyone.
The salty sea dog had this to say:
"I can't explain exactly what I'm looking for but I'll tell you what, once I've taught my dame my family recipe for tuna, she aint going nowhere!" |
You could probably use the word 'complex' with this one. He's an ideas man and a thinker. Recently featured in 'Stywe Lyn' magazine, Ian has struggled to keep up with the demand. You wouldn't think this salty sea dog could hack it on the town, but he seems to slot in very well at Planet bar.
"My chick has to crave adventure. If we're not fishing then we're probably quad biking. After that we'll find a restaurant that we'll find a restaurant that doesn't charge corkage and settle into a bottle of plonk"
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Second in command in Rob's gang, Doug is probably always the last to leave. Part of the furniture at Opium, you'll get a good dance out of this one.
"When I'm with my crew we're pretty much untouchable. It's a simple formula - buy a round of drinks for the boys, sit in a circle in the corner and wait for the dames to come. It works every time!"
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Movie star looks and the body of a finely tuned sex machine...ladies...if he hasn't been with you yet...you're probably ugly.
" Chicks take advantage of me...it's not like I go out with the intention of getting laid...it just kinda happens...a lot."
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COMPETITION IS CLOSED
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LAST YEAR'S WINNER, PIETER DIXON
Pieter was called at his residence in the UK:
"Has it been a year already! I can't believe it! It's been one of the most craziest years of my life! Good luck to all the guys this year, you're in for one helluva roller coaster ride."
Click here to see last year's bunch
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| MR 2OCEANSVIBE 2004. YES, THIS IS IT ! |
| MR 2OCEANSVIBE.COM 2004 |
Finally, the most important time of the year is here!
Guys and gals, we welcome you to this year's Mr 2oceansvibe.com. It's bigger and better than ever before. Be sure to read through each competitor's writeup and give it a vote. The system only allows one vote per computer, so be careful. Unless you can run around your office and vote from many machines, which is allowed. How could we stop you anyway? Get your friends involved. Go go go !
Without wasting any more time, take it away!
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
IT IS ALL OVER. MR 2OCEANSVIBE.COM HAS BEEN CHOSEN
CONGRATULATIONS PIETER !!!
PICTURE OF PRIZEGIVING - CLICK HERE
Alwyn |
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23, an up and coming actor and ladies' man. He sings like a womans dream. He'll be a winner.
"Man's man, ladies' man, man about town - I've got it all. I'm looking for a girl who enjoys long walks on the beach with a bottle Gold Olmeca Tequila, who appreciates the art of seduction (and the mullet), and who is able to amuse me with skills unknown to Man."
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27 year old upwardly mobile Industrial Engineer. Passionate, intelligent and looking to settle down. Will be on a promotional tour of the south and Western Cape at year end.
"Im looking for someone who appreciates a sensitive man with a passion for board games and Kung Fu movies, my mom says there are no women good enough for me but im gonna move out of home soon and prove her wrong.'
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You better move with this one. Spotted with a new flame recently. We cannot gauge how serious it is yet or whether or not they have kissed three times - thus making them a couple.
"I'm a deep guy and I need a deep woman. I get stressed. I don't know what I want. I just want to be held, I guess"
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This 20 year old is definatley one of the younger punters. Studying commerce at Stellenbosch.
6"2
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Sharks supporter
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Yes! Obviously you've seen him before. Owner of Cape Town's perfect chest, Craig offers more than just the 'Golden Torso'.
"She's gotta be someone who wants to splash out with me, whilst still maintaining a strict budget. See you at The Point!"
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Daryn Smith
24 years old
Marketing Consultant
Kommetjie local
Loves surfing and a good nite out (He lives for 80's music) And he closely resembles "FRY" from Futurama
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Also a possible winner of our potential future 'Mr Claremont' vote, dixie cannot be missed in a crowd. We're not sure of his occupation, it's either Golf, Surfskiing or rugby.
"Where are all the angels?"
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Any way you look at it, Guy's gonna give you a work out . Fitness instructor to the rich and famous, you'll keep in shape whilst playing nicely.
"Maybe we should bring all the girls round for a pool party and let us choose them" |
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He's the ad industry guy you've been looking for. Very much in the mix and more than happy to recline the passenger seat in the blue Mini with white racing stripes.
"Just ensure she knows how to hold a knife and fork. From there we can take plasma screen DVD's to a new level" |
Please feel free to add at least 5 years onto the pic above. Often seen as a ladies' man, Lloyd's strike rate is actually below average.
"Can you actually name any of the supposed names? Probably not. Let's have a coffee and chat"
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Undoubtedly Mr Fixit 2004, Marcus offers a fun nature with an element of surprise. Forget about buying anything ever again, he'll make it for you.
"I know what love is and I can offer it. Jump in my cabbie and let's go for a ride up the West Coast. I'll build a fire and serenade you." |
Often confused with Tom Cruise, it's possible you'll get a couple of movie lines thrown your way. Whatever happens, if it's a conversation you're after he can't be beat.
"Why don't they come? What am I doing wrong? Look at me! It's all here! Am I invisible?" |
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Why the nickname "Governor" you ask? Claim to Fame: Self proclaimed "Governor" of Claremont
Occupation: Philanthropist, Nadoes Rugby Player
"I'm looking for someone with dimples that could match my own"
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Feelings, emotion, passion ? It's all here in a very tight package. Italian roots will ensure a decent pasta dish is on the cards.
"I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO WON'T LIE TO ME" |
Don't be fooled by the pic, he is far from cunning. New on the market place, Phil is finding his feet.
"I'm getting a great response. Tell them about what fun I am. My eyes.... my dancing!" |
Aaaah Polly! It's a crime that he's here for a second year. You don't get more understanding. You don't get more attention.
"Am I doing something wrong, Seth? Can you believe what they're missing out on?" |
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Ryan 'Pieface' is not to be missed. It's a package deal really. You've got intellectual conversation mixed with more outdoor activity than you could ever hope for. The same legend you saw last year.
"What'll it be? I have a spare kayak and mountain bike. Come on man, I've got pearls of wisdom for you" |
As an only child, Seth Rotherham is certainly spoilt, but it seems not for choice. With hidden attributes and the need for speed, it could be tiring.
"I just want to stop working and take an angel to Provence when we need a break from the Atlantic Seaboard. Why is that so difficult?"
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Last year's writeup couldn't have said it better: Known fondly as 'The Rock', Stephen is hard at work in London (for now) with the Jaguar Formula 1 team. Not shy to cry, Stephen is known for his sensitivity. A big plus here at 2oceansvibe.
"Why all the questions? Stop confusing me. Just find me a sweetheart who I can finally open up to" |
Storm is one of those singles guys you have to ask "but why". Hard living in Josi is Storm's city of choice and style, although he does move about the globe as a double for both François Pienaar and Lawrence Dallaglio. Storm is a tough one with a soft heart though.
"I keep a special place in my heart for that special angel that is bound to crash into my life anytime now"
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Empowerment deals should see a good future for the lucky lady. Pin stripes, American education and a penchant fo the finer things in life, Swazi will take ou places you've never been. In more ways than one.
"Girl, just give me your people's numbers so I can find out some info about you. I don't wanna find out stuff you might have hidden from me. Why have I never heard of you before?" |
This chap is actually quite a lady killer and we back him hard for the title!
“’n soen sonder snor is soos ‘n eier sonder sout”
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The people's photographer, the least you'll get out of VC is a photo shoot. Often termed 'wayward', if it's spice and unpredictability you're after, look no further.
"Just turn around a bit.... no... a little more forward...yes.....yes... that's it..... work it!" |
Spotted everywhere from The Point gym to the high rollers section of Opium, we're sure there's a sensitive little angel inside him somewhere.
"Friday is good for me, how we looking? Screw the competition, can't you just put my number on the website?" |
IT'S ALL OVER.
WE HAVE FOUND A WINNER |
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