This is NOT an April Fool's joke
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I'm writing this on March 31, but decided to schedule the article for 1 April. My reason is threefold. Firstly, it allows me some time in the morning to take my supermodel slaves for a walk. Secondly, it comes across as an April Fool's joke, so I won't have to worry about coming up with something clever on the actual day. And "C," everyone will get confused and talk about whether or not it was an April Fool's joke and they will refer back to 2oceansvibe and remain at 2oceansvibe - where they know they'll be safe. Safe and warm. Where they know Seth will protect them. With silk. Everything will be made of silk. The linen, the pajamas. You fucking name it. Everything. Pure fucking silk. Everywhere. A complete. silk. muffshow.
  

Max Mosely - naughty

Back to the FIA President and Formula 1 Boss, Max Mosely - he WISHES this was an April Fool's joke. Please enjoy this from Newsoftheworld:

"FORMULA One motor racing chief Max Mosley is today exposed as a secret sado-masochist sex pervert.

The son of infamous British wartime fascist leader Oswald Mosley is filmed romping with five hookers at a depraved NAZI-STYLE orgy in a torture dungeon. Mosley— a friend to F1 big names like Bernie Ecclestone and Lewis Hamilton— barks ORDERS in GERMAN as he lashes girls wearing mock DEATH CAMP uniforms and enjoys being whipped until he BLEEDS."

"Mock DEATH CAMPS" (holds fist to mouth, face red, cheeks bursting - keeping in the inevitable explosion of laughter).

YU! (eyes wide open)

I mean, what do you do?! You've been bust acting out a sex role playing game with five (FIVE?!JESUS!) hookers. And, not only that, you've gone for a fucking HITLER THEME! Oh my God, you are FUCKED!

I also enjoyed this extra bit that the News of the World put so eloquently:

"His Jew-hating father—who had Hitler as guest of honour at his marriage—would have been proud of his warped son's command of German as he struts around looking for bottoms to whack."

You simply must check out a snippet of the video here. Apparently the full video has Max BEATING the hookers with a leather strap and COUNTING IN GERMAN as he beats them!

EINS! ZWEI! DREI! VIER!
 

Click here for snippet of vid

I don't know, hey? This would be a tricky one to get out of. If he was an actor, he could say he was researching a role. Or, if he was Eliot Spitzer, he could just tell the truth. But he can't do either, because he is Max Mosley. The same Max Mosely who, just a month ago, ordered a crackdown on racism in the sport.

Not ideal.

thanks simon
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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