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I feel bad telling the migrant workers out there still at work that I am currently chilling at the safe house, overlooking the mighty Atlantic, with a cold Cobra in my hand. I don't know why I have so many cold Cobra beers in the fridge, but they're there and they're fine.

So it's a beautiful Friday afternoon in the bay and because I love you all so much I want to tell you about something that has me...., well........tickled. Oh yes, Mavis decided to leave me a little note. This is what it read:

Not coming to work Monday
Going to see doctor.

Cheers
Mavis

Now, besides form the fact that she is not asking me, but merely informing me of whats going to happen, I am quite taken by her confidence at the end of the note. "Cheers", she says.

CHEERS !!!!!

Like we're fucking buddies!!!!

"Hey, fuck, no problem, Mavis - as long as you give me a high-five next time we walk past each other in the living room!"

No wonder her Royal Highness feels so compelled to help herself to the sugar and the triple ply baby soft toilet paper!

I won't be at work........cheers.......

UNBELIEVABLE.

She must be on drugs.

I'm watching you, Mavis.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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