As Paris Hilton photo op is denied
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I can't for the life of me work out why someone would consciously punish themselves to this extent. One of South Africa's top nobodies, Khanyisile Mbau (who has in the past described herself as "South Africa's Paris Hilton") sat "alone with her millionaire husband Mandla Mthembu on Friday night at Fashion TV Cafe, waiting in vain to meet Paris Hilton". When asked how she felt about the non-intro, she said, "I thought it would be nice to have pictures taken of the black and the white socialite together."

Hilton with a useful orphan

Why would it be "nice," Khanyi? What is so "nice" about a picture with you? Why would anyone, let alone Paris Hilton care? She has no use for you. And what does the black and white have to do with it? You are of no significance whatsoever. Whilst you pretend to yourself that you are a part of high society, I sincerely hope this little event clearly illustrates to you that you have NO idea what you are doing and NO money in the world will be able to buy you the social (under)standing you so VERY clearly desire and lack.

Jesus, have some pride, woman.... (mouth agape).

Apparently Mbau was told to try again in June when Hilton is said to be returning to South Africa.

In other news, The Sun reports that, when asked what she thought of South Africa, Hilts responded with "I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries."

Bless.


Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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