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2 February, 2005
HAC - HUMAN AUCTION COMPETITION

He's intelligent, he's hard working, he's yours!!

UPDATE : Highest bid received so far is R4,500 a month.

KEEP 'EM COMING!

INTRODUCTION
When an old friend, John Dane, stopped by the office, we couldn't have dreamed up the reason for his visit. When his feelings and plans were revealed to us we became obsessed!. And there it was, as if by magic, a human being auction! A Human Auction Competition (H.A.C.) to be more precise.

What is the reason for this? Here is the background:

It's no secret that finding a well suited job (particularly for a white fellow) is not the easiest of tasks these days. The human we're auctioning is unhappy with his job and wants more stimulation. His current job is as mundane and unstimulating and badly paid as one could ever hope for. It is also coming to an end very soon. Even sooner if all goes ahead as planned.

THE JOB & EXPOSURE
This is a fully fledged, very serious online auction for a 6 month job. The job can be virtually anything as long as it is not illegal and within the Cape Province. Be creative though. Although worth considerably more, there is a reserve price/salary of R5,500 a month.

A signed agreement is in place between the candidate and this website. As long as the reserve price is met, the candidate will be resigning from his job and will begin employment with the winning bidder. A signed affidavit from the candidate is also in our possession - showing his agreement to the competition.

The winner will sign a contract with John for a minimum of 6 months and will also receive free advertising on this website (2 million+ hits a month) for the duration of the employment (value is R10,000 a month). This exposure is a guarantee.

Another bonus in being involved in this initiative would certainly be the media exposure which will be taken care of by our PR company. A competition of this nature is something we have not had in South Africa and the novelty will gain massive public interest. The 2oceansvibe.com website alone will raise immediate public interest.

THE COMPETITION
The competition will launch 1 February, 2005 and bidding will close March 7, 2005 at 12h00.

All serious bidders should contact 2oceansvibe at editor@2oceansvibe.com. Gaurentee's for bids will be sought at the time of each bid.

THE CANDIDATE
Our candidate, John (28), hails from a top Cape Town private school and has all the necessary I.T. qualifications and experience. His skills don't stop at I.T. John has had experience in everything from event coordination to hotel/catering work and even experience in South African fruit export.

We (2oceansvibe) also guarantee that we have known the candidate for over 10 years and, along with the others on his CV, are available as reference. John Dane is EXTREMELY well connected and would be an asset to any company. From management level to grass roots he wouldn't put a foot wrong. He really is one of those guys who is wasted at his current job.

Not only would John be suited to any job, but you could really have some fun with him. Personally, if we had spare change, we would almost definately hire him as a butler. John could open your car door before you get out. He could wait in queues for you. He could set up a spot on the beach before you get there. He could get drinks at bars for you. It really is endless.

THE CANDIDATE'S CV
Name : Jahn Dame
Birthdate: 6 January 1977

EDUCATION:
-1995 Diocesan College (Bishops) - Matriculation with Exemption
(English, Afrikaans, Mathematics, History, Geography, Biology)

- 2000 ITIQ Microsoft Technical Training Centre - Certified Novell Administrator. (incl. A+, Netware 5, Windows NT4, Service & support, NDC design and implementation)

- 2003 University of South Africa - Bachelor of Commerce (Information Systems)

CAREER HISTORY:
February 2004 - present
Desktop support - Undisclosed, Cape Town
- Responsible for the resolving network and software issues
- In charge of the day to day running of all PC's
- Installation of new PC's
- Network administration, profiling of users

April 2003 - January 2004
Online property broker agent - capetown365.com, Cape Town
- Responding to online enquiries
- Closing online deals for luxury holiday accommodation
- Client liaison for when the client arrives in the country incl. organising of tours, activities, transport.
- Crisis management.

February 2003 - April 2003
Desktop support - Distell, Stellenbosch
- Desktop support in Windows 95, 2000 and XP environments for 200+ users
- User setup for Terminal Servers.
- Backup administration of all data on multiple servers/platforms
- Maintaining strict call closure standards.

August 2001 - February 2003
Ousourced to various companies
- During this period, the candidate worked for various companies including Caltex, Santam, Electronic Data Soutions (EDS), African Harvest, Department of Justice, Vodacom.
- Primary functions and tasks included:
- Desktop support for 350+ users. This included trouble shooting of hardware and software problems, installation of PC's and printers and network-ready home PC installation for hotdesks.
- Email account creation on multiple exchange servers and platforms.
- Windows 2000 rollout (auditing, configuration, testing and backup)
- Desktop and mobile building, rebuilding, installation.

Jaunary 2001- August 2001
Fruit export - Saratoga Farm, Robertson
- Administration of fruit export to the UK.
- Marketing co-ordinator
- Wage determination and contract compiling
- Programming of pack house grading machine

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EMAIL editor@2oceansvibe.com TO MAKE A BID or GET IN TOUCH

Seth Rotherham
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