Wayne Rooney has long been a figure of ridicule, his penchant for older ladies and his resemblance to Shrek two easy targets. This won’t help then.
Some people’s fascination with the royal family knows no bounds, and little George is often at the centre of it all. Over to you kiddo.
The cliffs of Jersey are slowly crumbling away, placing any building near the edges in jeopardy, like this one.
Oral sex is becoming just as dangerous as the spread of the dreaded diseases are able to get “in the back of your throat without trying very hard.”
The highly competitive world of UK dog shows was rocked this week by some controversy over a German Shepherd. Gotta love them Brits.
When planes and birds collide there’ll only ever be one winner, although at least in this case the plane managed to land safely.
Banksy’s life is slowly being uncovered since a little stint of geo-mapping helped some scientists unveil his true identity.
There’s a faux-cannabis you can find in the UK that, when consumed, pretty much renders you useless for a while – authorities don’t really know much about it, though.
If this video doesn’t bring a smile to your face then you’re a mighty tough nut to crack. They don’t come more British than this.
Here’s one for fans of the royals, Philip’s vintage ride set to go on sale. Fancy living large like the Queen and her cronies?
Facebook UK is avoiding tax payments by giving bonuses to their employees – but they’re not the only multinational to do so.
I think someone may need a long lie down, this interesting character convinced that the guards at Buckingham Palace have locked him out of his house.
The conmen of this world are an interesting breed – and when they get found out, the wrath of the victims is daunting.
It doesn’t matter what you have waiting for you at home, Adam Johnson, you’re still a disgusting human. Off to the slammer you go.
The build up to a bachelor party are often equal parts excitement and trepidation, although they don’t usually start with being kicked off a flight.
There’s a certain decorum one is expected to uphold when becoming a priest, which certainly doesn’t include drugs and a hankering for Nazi goods.
There were more awards handed over last night, this time across the pond in the U.K. No surprises for guessing which woman cleaned up.
Adam Johnson is a vile cretin who belongs behind bars, although he did have one piece of advice you dick pic hoarders may want to follow.
Lottie Moss is doing pretty well for herself at the tender of age of 18 – I guess she has the extreme popularity of her much older sister to thank.
Changing your name is a commitment – and for some a necessity to lead a better / safer life. But for others, it’s just a game of who can be the most extreme.
It must be nerve-racking facing the Den judges, especially when you’re 18 and you dropped out of school five years earlier. This guy’s done OK then.
Wave a gun in my face and I’m probably going to listen to what you have to say. Not so for this grandfather however, who decided to fight back.
Everyone loves wearing a nice watch around the wrist, although sometimes that doesn’t end up working out as we plan.
Celebs have long been gracing the cover of Vogue magazine, although there are still a few tucked away gems that have recently come to light.
It was another night of glitz and glamour during movie awards season, the BAFTAs taking place in London. Leo must be smiling.
It’s no secret that Mick’s daughter is an extension of the very rock ‘n roll soul that made him an icon in the music scene.
Perfect timing is one of life’s greatest pleasures and when it assists the police in doing some good work, it’s even better caught on CCTV.
We know that London’s property prices are extravagant, but here’s an example of just how much money you will need to own a home for two.
Everyone’s doing it, so why shouldn’t Ben Stiller hop on the selfie train too? Turns out he has a special talent for it as well.
Using the British public transport system is usually a rather dour experience, although these commuters in London were in for a real treat.