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South Africa
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Car-Jamming Makes Theft So Easy – Watch This Video From Randburg
27 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Have a squizz at this – it’s going to make you feel super safe every time you park your car for the rest of your life, especially when you’re in a rush and then you’re going to start doubting yourself if you locked your car or not.
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Zuma – ‘The ANC Is In Trouble’
27 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It’s going to take nothing short of a miracle and an incredibly large change in attitude from everyone in South Africa to put this country back on the right track. ‘Cuz right now, it’s not looking good.
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Pics Of Malema Pushed Onto The Ground By Security Guard Go Viral – [Images]
25 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Julius Malema got Twitter a-talking yesterday as a little altercation went down. Once again, it gave Jules the opportunity to give the middle finger to the ANC.
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Nkandla Is Falling Apart – Look At These Pics
24 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Nkandla has been the epicenter of controversy for the past few years and has caused chaos in the National Assembly recently. Guess what? It’s about to cause a whole lot more…
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Road Rage In SA Is Reaching A Head
21 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Move, bitch, get out the way. I honestly sometimes sing that song on repeat when I’m trying to manoeuvre my way across Buitengracht during afternoon traffic.
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HILARIOUS: Tiny SA Dog Chases Off Terrified Burglar [Video]
21 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
You get small dogs and then you get dogs that can pass as large, furry rats that can literally fit into a bra cup. They look sweet with their red bows in their hair, but they can be vicious little critters.
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Well Look At This – Jo’burg Has Won Something
21 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The endless competition between Johannesburg and Cape Town needs to be taken with a pinch of salt. In reality, we love each other, and we in CT are not jealous of this. JHB, you can have this one, once.
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SA Cop Suspended As Footage Shows Him Eating Banana While Man Is Killed In Front Of Him [Video]
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
So this actually happened in the Western Cape. It makes me so sad that society has regressed to this point. Also, bananas are probably going to be banned in the SAPS.
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Insane: Watch Twiggy Baker Surf Jaws [Video]
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
These guys are craaaaazy with what they do on their little boards on the biggest, hugest waves. I’d need arm bands and an inflatable rubbie duckie boat at the very least.
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There Was A Near-Miss At OR Tambo Last Year And No-One Was Told
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Unless you’re flying business class and will actually be asleep should something bad happen during your flight, flying can be traumatic. So imagine being stuck up in cattle class and you see a plane coming right at you.
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Genius: These Okes Made Choosing Your Next Phone/Provider Combination Child’s Play
19 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Is your phone contract reaching the end of it’s life expectancy? Is the great phone hunt about to begin again? Have a look at this before you do anything. You’ll thank us later.
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Verashni Pillay Targets Malema For ‘Street Maid’ Chirp
19 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst Malema continues to wage a battle against the ANC, there is no reason for him to start another war against women, which he seems to be doing…
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Malema Says Zuma Can Forget About Delivering The State Of The Nation Address
18 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
I think it is safe to say that any friendship that remained between Zuma and Malema is now over, what with threats from the EFF to the ANC.
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“Hoot If Zuma Must Go” Banner Erected On Highway
18 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Poor Jacob Zuma (and by poor I don’t mean financially). He gets so much negative attention from so many people. It’s no wonder he wants to be able to hide away in Nkandla for ever and ever and lay by his fire pit.
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Here Is The Cast Of Real Jozi Housewives
18 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Your social life is about to cease to exist. As soon as this TV show hits our screen, I know I will be spending every waking minute watching the reruns…
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New Bill Will Let 12 Year Olds Have Sex With 14 Year Olds
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As IF kids know what they are doing when they are 12 years old. I hadn’t even had my first kiss yet, and Parliament is discussing the sexual relationships of teenagers! Sigh.
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“Zuma Is A Criminal” – Chaos Erupts In Parliament [Video]
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
The people who are trying to run our country had a progress filled day in the National Assembly yesterday. The first part of the morning was an argument, and then police had to be called in…
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Ex Marketing Director Of Red Bull SA Publishes Fantasy Novel – Book Signing This Weekend
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This South African marketing guru has taken to the idea of following his dreams and writing his first book – and it’s not about marketing. Enter “Return To Lemuria”, a new fantasy novel for the summer.
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“Who The Hell Are You Talking To?” Watch Parliament’s Deputy Speaker Completely Balls It Up [Video]
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When in the National Assembly, it seems participants should be reduced to school children and have to hold the “talking stick”. Also, language should be kept to a respectful level.
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Local Company Has Brilliant Invention To Keep Sharks At Bay
13 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I got asked last night if I like to surf. I blamed that I don’t because the water in Cape Town is far too cold (which it is). The real reason? Those pesky little creatures from Jaws. NOT a fan.
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Black Guy Knocks Out White Guy At Cape Quarter Mall – Gets Knocked Out [Video]
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
What is this world coming to? Two men at the Cape Quarter in Greenpoint had a little dispute over at the the ATM. No, one wasn’t trying to steal from the other…
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Rubber Bullets Fly As EFF’s Attempted ‘Malemaville’ Land Grab Gets Messy
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There were fun and games happening up in Tshwane on Monday. They even had rubber bullets. But would we expect anything less from something involving the EFF?
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This Is What Happens When You Call An Idols Contestant Useless
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Remember that movie Pay It Forward, with the kid who could see dead people and Kevin Spacey, where they do good for other people? Yes. We should all apply that theory to our lives.
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Steve Hofmeyr Says Woolworths Sponsors Him (Which They Deny)
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Steve Hofmeyr should do what ostriches do and bury his head in the sand for a few months, until all this drama dies down a bit.
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Chad Le Clos’ New Line Of Swimwear Is UNBELIEVABLE! [Video]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Yoh, who knew that little face from the 2012 Olympics would be dazzling your computer screen two years later? At least he had the decency to keep his shirt off again…
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Afrikaans M&G Journalist Takes Massive Swipe At Steve Hofmeyr
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Good. Someone should have done this months ago and shoved it in Steve’s face. I hope he gives it a good read and stops all his nonsense on Twitter. Go plant some trees and save the planet instead.
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Oscar Pistorius Appeal Hearing Date Set
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So, we know the NPA is not happy with the sentencing Judge Thokozile Masipa handed down to Oscar – and YAY the appeal date has been set.
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Oh Dear, Cell C Is Very Angry About That Guy’s Rude Roadside Banner
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Cell C is in a blind panic about The Banner that has been hanging proudly for almost five days. Why don’t they just go take it down themselves?
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They’re Building Oscar A Special Bath
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Next thing we know, Oscar will be getting scented bath milk and a rubber duckie and his very own embroidered robe and towel…
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Cape Town Sinkhole Eats Car And Driver Narrowly Escapes Death
07 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Driving the roads in South Africa is like a life threatening challenge. You have to manoeuvre passed taxis, the odd farm animal if you’re in a rural area, and now massive potholes that eat entire cars.
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