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South Africa
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Do This And You Could Be Driving The New MINI For 5 Months (For Free)
16 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We don’t often quote Buzz Lightyear around these parts, but when the little trooper said ‘to infinity and beyond’ he must have had these guys in mind. A car in space?
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This Is Why No-One Will Be Able To Stop Malema At SONA
15 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The gloves are about to come off when Jacob Zuma takes to the podium on February 12 for his SONA address. There will be blood.
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No Ways: Man Reunited With Dad 24 Years After Being Kidnapped [Video]
15 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is horror all parents must sometimes think about: WHAT IF their child (especially you, their most favourite offspring) vanished and could not be found? One can only hope for this to happen…
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That’s Not Dale Steyn, Is It?
14 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
We know the Steyn remover is enjoying some much-needed down time at the moment, but what exactly has the world’s best bowler been getting up to?
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SA Lodge Nails National Geographic’s ‘Unique Lodges Of The World’ List
14 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This will make choosing your next close-to-home holiday destination a whole lot easier, and once you’re there, you will be surrounded by beauty and goodness.
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Malema’s Tweet That Everyone Is Freaking Out About
14 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Malema has hit this year running at full speed, with some fantastic words coming from the EFF Twitter account that have made headlines and caught our attention. How much fun will SONA be this year?
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Steve Hofmeyr Complains About The Stink – Following Robbery At Holiday Home
14 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It was Gandolf who said with great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately Steve Hofmeyer never got that memo.
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You Actually Won’t Believe How The Police Ballsed This One Up – Tokai Mall Robbery Update
14 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / 3 Comments
What do you do when you know you’re about to get robbed? Ring the police and wait for them to arrive. And wait. And wait.
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[NOW WITH VIDEO] Shit’s Going Down In Tokai – Sunday Morning Jewellery Store Heist
13 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Ah, the good old mall robbery. Bet you were starting to miss those, huh? Were you terrified they had been left in 2014? The good news is they haven’t. The bad news is they have started again.
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Kayaker Encounters Massive Great White in Chintsa [Video]
13 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / 2 Comments
A kayaker had an up close and personal encounter with a denizen of the deep yesterday, keeping his cool and nailing some great footage.
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More And More Robben Island Ferries Are Getting Lost On The Way To Robben Island
12 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Traversing the open seas is tricky business no doubt, but Robben Island and back shouldn’t be a problem for a professional, right? Erm.
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Meanwhile, In Gauteng: School Has Human ‘Dog Fighting’ Problem Where Winner Can ‘Mate With A Younger Child’
12 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
So this has happened in Springs and it really doesn’t make for pretty reading. If you thought poor matric results were our biggest education worries you were wrong.
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TWA Plane Hijacker Coming to South Africa For Anti-Woolworths Campaigns
09 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / 15 Comments
I love it when we open our borders to known terrorists and no one has the decency to tell us about it. Helps one sleep at night, doesn’t it?
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Check Out BBC’s ‘My City’ Cape Town Feature [Video]
19 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s quite clear that we live in the most beautiful city in the world. We don’t need to be persuaded, but if your foreign friends do, then send this on to them.
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SA Users’ Searches For ‘Indian’ Are More Popular Than ‘Milf’ On This Porn Site
19 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Soooo, what are your preferences when it comes to porn? What would your demands and expectations be? What are your wants and needs? This is what the average South African looks for.
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EPIC – Engineer On Eskom, “They Know Fuck All About Building Power Stations”
15 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whoop whoop it is almost holiday time for errrrbody! Luckily, the guys over at Eskom who are supposed to be building us a new plant have already been on holiday for four days.
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The Moment Miss SA Became Miss World [Video + Photo Gallery]
15 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Once again sunny South Africa has made international headlines for something good. Yay for us and a huge congrats to Rolene Strauss – she has been crowned Miss World.
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Naked Woman Throws Kids Out Window In Durban Fire [Video]
12 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I suppose that when there is no alternative (oh, you know, like a fire escape) then throwing your possessions out of your window and onto the street is a good second option.
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Knock-On Effects – Eskom Collapse Is Hitting SA Agriculture Hard
10 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
If you were worried about not being able to have dinner at your favourite restaurant because of the power cuts, then you need to start worrying about more pressing issues.
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Whoops – City Of Jo’burg Sends Out ‘Nigga’ Tweet
10 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Eskom is nailing NOTHING right now. OK, wait, they are totally nailing being incompetent and useless. As is CityPowerJHB. They are doing a stellar job.
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Catch This Starlet On 2ov Radio Today
09 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well of course Cape Town has produced another wonderful, beautiful, talent filled person. Would you expect anything less? Hailing from Kommetjie, we give you (again) Alice Phoebe Lou.
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Julius Malema Wins ‘Person Of The Year’ Award
09 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Daily Maverick are dishing out their end of year awards and whilst the tongue-in-cheek tone is not to be missed, they DO have a point here.
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This Is How Much Chad Le Clos Makes After Winning A Quick Four Races
09 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Oh it has been fun watching this lad grow up. With his new swimwear line and now four wins in Doha, he is doing well for himself. Wonder what he will be up to next.
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Yu – There Were Some Very Angry People Outside The High Court Yesterday [Video]
09 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So Shrien Dewani is a free man and shall go back to England and live happily ever after, which won’t be that easy. Either way, it has caused some angry responses in Cape Town.
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Not Ideal: Local Man Filmed Masturbating Watching Woman On Open Road
08 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 21 Comments
Woah, this planet. HUMANS: it is time to reel it in and be normal (I don’t mean be boring, but just, like, behave a bit, you know?). This guy in particular needs to put away his rod and reel.
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Eskom – SA Could Come To A Standstill
08 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I feel like this electricity problem is really bringing our country together: EVERYONE can talk about it, whether rich, poor, purple, green, jobless or MD. It’s great.
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Here’s The Tat That Got Kelly Davids Expelled From The Miss South Africa Pageant
05 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s a lot to be said for strutting around on a stage in fantastical dresses and swimsuits whilst people actually judge you. And then all that really counts is your opinion on world peace.
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Finally – They’ve Made A Site That Gives You Load Shedding Info – Just Type In Your Address
05 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Finally, an easy way to organise your day around Eskom’s magnificent load shedding. Now you can still have the girls over for tea and actually have boiling water. #FunTimes
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Someone Called Denise Zimba Exposed Her Bum At The Channel O Awards
02 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In what could have been the auditions for the Real Jozi A-Listers, SA’s celebs hit the red carpet at the Channel O music awards in what can only be described as dresses made out of the stuff your great aunt put over the tea tray back in 1960.
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Very Special – The RADICAL Spelling Mistake On ANCYL T-Shirts
28 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The ANCYL (to be honest most of the political parties at the minute) always causes a bit of drama and laughter. Have a look at their latest t-shirt campaign. It’s great.
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