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South Africa
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South Africa Is PERFECT For Terrorists
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Get ready South Africa, we could have a few extra visitors over the coming months. Fancy some Boko Haram in your neighbourhood?
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So The Presidency’s Request For SONA Suggestions Went Well
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When you are under the public spotlight, and you open yourself up to the wrath of the Twitterati, it will never end well. The Presidency of South Africa has been finding this out the hard way.
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MyCiti Bus Strike – Avoid These Routes
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Get your bus strike info here and avoid standing around at your nearest stop like a lost fart. No one likes a lurker.
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Are You Following @newsfucking24 Yet? Click Here
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 3 Comments
Prefer your news with a smattering of filthy language? We have a treat for you then, as one particular Twitter account rips through the headlines one foul tirade at a time.
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Take A Load Off And Enjoy This Track By Local Band ‘The Natives’
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Sometimes when we come across a local gem we like to spread the love and let you enjoy it with us. Cape Town band ‘The Natives’ are one such gem.
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You Can Order Stolen Cars Online Now
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
They say less is more, but when it turns out you purchased a stolen vehicle online you might wish you had spent some extra dosh with a reputable dealer.
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Yu! Doctor Khumalo’s Ex-Wife Is CLEANING Him
04 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Being married to a professional footballer player is lucrative business…just ask Colleen Rooney. Now it seems getting divorced from them is too.
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BUSTED: Please Enjoy This Woman Stealing A Laptop In Jo’burg [Video]
04 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
These two women have clearly taken a stealth lesson from Catwoman, because they absolutely nailed not getting noticed doing this.
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Unfortunately Zuma Will Ignore Johann Rupert’s Comments Made Today
03 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
As February 12 and his State Of The Nation address nears Jacob Zuma is getting plenty of advice. Whether or not he listens to any of it is up for debate.
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Prime Clifton Real Estate Could Turn Into Car Park
03 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 3 Comments
It seems the city of Cape Town is about to bank some serious dosh as plans are afoot to develop the famed La Med strip of land. Say it ain’t so.
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The Prime Minister Of Namibia Says Eugene De Kock “Will Be Killed” If He Goes There
02 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
If Eugene de Kock has drawn up a list of places he won’t want to visit in the near future we’d imagine Namibia would be right up there. This after their PM did some rumour-squashing.
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SA Private School Separating White And Black Classrooms
02 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I don’t notice racial problems on a day to day basis, but then I read about things like this and realise this lovely country still has a very long way to go.
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The Walls Are Closing In On Steve Hofmeyr
02 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Woe betide dear Steve Hofmeyr, who as a result of his insensitive tweets is watching his world crumble around him. Karma son
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Presidency Doesn’t Know What It’s In For, As Social Media Suggestions For SONA Are Encouraged
02 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
In what may be the most misguided and ill-timed social media campaign this year the South African presidency has attempted to engage with the public ahead of SONA.
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Outrage Following This J&B Met Death/Party Tweet
02 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Note to brands with Twitter accounts out there: watch what you tweet about the death of a popular South African celeb, people will pounce.
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LISTEN: Stellenbosch Family Bloodbath: Son Describes Attack, As Sister Recovers In Hospital [Audio Clip]
02 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
After the devastating murder of members of the Van Breda family in Stellies last week, not much has emerged – but there is enough speculation to cast doubt in many people’s minds.
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Sasha Martinengo Tells Of Dealings With Engen Garage Shooter
02 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Popular DJ Sasha Martinengo has expressed his shock about the circumstances of the Engen murder, citing his extensive problem-free dealings with David Forbes in the past.
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OCEAN Basket Actually Serves Fresh Water Fish
30 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Fish is fish to many people, but for some die hard foodies it obviously isn’t and Ocean Basket is feeling the wrath of a woman deprived of SEAfood.
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Here We Go Ladies – Your New Mr. South Africa
30 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
South Africa has a new pageantry top dog after a 12-month nationwide search. Find out more about our reigning champ here.
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Why Spend Your Summer Afternoons Like Common Folk?
30 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sometimes I wonder why we leave Cape Town, but then I remember we don’t get snow. We certainly don’t need to look very far for afternoon delights, I’ll tell you that much.
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Protea Fire Is Going Off And It Is Awesome [Video]
30 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As us cricket fans count down the days to the World Cup (Feb 14 people) the Protea Fire campaign is gathering pace. This video will make you pretty proud of our boys.
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SA Apartheid Assassin Given Parole
30 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
In a move that is sure to anger many around the country one of apartheid/s most notorious criminals has been given parole after serving 20 years.
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Czech Fugitive Krejcir Causes More Drama With R1 Million Bribe
30 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Here’s another thing for JZ to address during his SONA in a few weeks time. In the meantime, let’s hope the govt can keep clear of any awkward bribes that could cost them their entertainment allowance.
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Beautiful Babes Everywhere – This Is What You Missed At Last Weekend’s ‘We Love Summer’ Party [Video]
29 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We here at 2ov can only hope that you’re suffering from a major party comedown caused by We Love Summer last Saturday. You’re naughty if you’re not.
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Breaking – Gauteng Shopping Centre Shootout [Images+Video]
29 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Horrible scenes from Bedfordview where bank robbers have run riot and opened fire in a shopping mall. Some graphic images and video has surfaced.
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You Can Kick Eskom To The Curb For About R350 000 [Infographic]
29 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Are you afraid of the dark? Sorry for you. Eskom says the darkness will carry on for a good few years. You can either invest in a candle factory or go Off The Grid.
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[Update] Engen Shooter Denied Bail, Heading To Pollsmoor
29 Jan 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The latest court ruling regarding David Forbes’ bail application has been handed down, and it looks like some rocky times ahead for the H20 owner.
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EFF Hard Hats Feared For Their Dangerous Projectile Potential
29 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The ANC are obviously concerned at the ninja-like capabilities of the EFF party members, fearing a popular EFF accessory could be used as a weapon.
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Malema Is On Fire – Brand New Interview Ahead Of SONA Disruption
28 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Julius seems to be sharpening his knives ahead of President Zuma’s State of the Nation address on February 12. In a recent interview he didn’t hold back in the least.
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Eish – Audit Reveals Our Loss To Corruption In 20 Years
28 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Unless your head is buried in the sand you will be aware that we have some sticky fingers at work in South Africa. These latest figures, however, will make you rather queasy.
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