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South Africa
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Possible Apartheid Hit Squad Mass Grave Found Following Sangoma Tip-Off
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Some terrible news coming out of KZN as authorities think they may have found what could be one of the worst human-rights violations in our country’s history.
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Yu! The Western Cape Government Is Cancelling Their Cape Times Subscriptions
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The past few days have been less than stellar for the Cape Times as they have come under fire from politicians. Now they are set to lose a whole whack of subscribers.
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Yesterday’s Drama On The C/O Long And Strand – Gunshots, Citizen’s Arrest And More [Video]
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Looks like the people of Cape Town are getting so used to robberies and heists that we can now easily take matters into our own hands…
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What Exactly Is Going On At Gardens Shopping Centre??
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Those of us lucky enough to live in the fair Cape have probably come across the Gardens Shopping Centre at one time or another. It seems something is going on around them parts these days.
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Local Surgeons Overwhelmed by Global Requests For New Penises
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Men from around the world are sending requests our way after last week’s announcement of the first successful penile transplant. The queue, however, is growing longer.
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Some People Are Getting Upset About Helen Zille’s Market
16 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Helen Zille did a very nice thing for the people of Cape Town by giving us her front lawn on Saturdays, so why are people getting irate?
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Lolly And Radovan’s Supercars Go Under The Hammer – Check Them Out
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
It is no secret that both of these men managed to amass a rather sizeable fortune, and like most hot-blooded males they weren’t shy of spending it on some expensive wheels.
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Apparently This Braai Is The New Trend In Braaiing
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Beer, check, Boerie, check. Salad, optional. We love a good braai around these parts and more and more people are joining the gas braai revolution.
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High Demand For Penis Donors In South Africa
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Doctors are ready to operate on those in need of a new member after last week’s successful penile transplant was announced. All they need now is a few more donors on board.
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Zuma And His Generators – You Can’t Laugh About It More Than This Guy [Video]
16 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is the best way to start your week: a bit of hysterical laughter. This guy clearly cannot handle it right now (whatever it is – I don’t know if they get load shedding in Latin America).
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Marli And Henri Can Expect A R200 Million Inheritance
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
There’s no amount of money that can bring back your family, but at least we can rest easy in the fact that Marli van Breda (and Henri, perhaps) stand to be well looked after financially.
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The World’s First Successful Penis Transplant Just Happened In Cape Town
13 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
A big, hard, woody congratulations to those at the University of Stellenbosch who today confirmed the world’s first successful penile transplant.
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Stunning New Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Shoot
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We don’t really need to say too much more do we? Your Friday treat awaits.
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Surely Not? Coffee Machine And Capsules For Under R1500
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know you’re not a morning person and need your cuppa before you can even consider facing the world. That’s fine, but get your kicks in the comfort of your own home and everyone’s a winner.
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Oh Dear – Things Are Not Going Well For Oscar Pistorius
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
Things are not looking to bright for Oscar at the moment. Judge Masipa at her best.
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COMPETITION: Win Two Double Tickets For ‘We Love Summer’ This Saturday
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 11 Comments
But hang on, you heard they were sold out? Yeah we managed to nab two double tickets and we want to give them away pronto so enter now and get your groove on.
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International Child Porn Kingpin Prefers Grahamstown
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Grahamstown has been rocked by the finding of a monster in its midst – this man’s list of crimes will really make your blood boil.
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UCT Students Are “Rallying” For That Cecil John Rhodes Statue To Come Down [Video]
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 2 Comments
UCT students took a break from staring at the mountain to gather in large numbers and demand the removal of one of the university’s iconic statues. Amandla.
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Steyn City Just Got The Mandela Seal Of Approval
12 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When Nelson Mandela says something’s going to be a goodie, I think it’s safe to say you can believe him. Is this the case this time around though?
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Zuma Earns More That Cameron, Putin And Hollande
12 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Doesn’t it make you happy to know that we reward our head honcho handsomely for all his hard work and leadership? Take that Cameron and Putin, who’s a baller now.
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Save Your Summer And Say Cheers To Wrinkles Along The Way
12 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As the mornings get darker and the woolly socks start reappearing from the back of the drawer let’s not write summer off just yet. That’s why you need to get on board this train.
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Yoh! Eskom CEO Suspended Amid Massive Investigation
12 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Eskom are set to dig deep in an internal investigation into problems at the company. Four board members have been sent to the naughty corner, including CEO Tshediso Matona.
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WATCH: These Crazy Guys Base Jump Off A Pretoria Building [Video]
12 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Here’s one for the adrenaline junkies out there as we watch two Saffas fling themselves from a building. I find the most disturbing part all those stairs they had to traverse to get there.
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Well Done, South Africa – You’re Miserable
12 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s almost the weekend and we’re all becoming rosier by the minute….or are we? A new study says we rank amongst the world’s most miserable nations.
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FINALLY: Here’s Zuma’s Answer To The ‘Pay Back The Money’ Question
12 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
Well it only took days, months and years but eventually South Africa (and the EFF) got their chance to ask JZ the question that has been uttered, chanted and screamed from rooftops around the country.
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WHAT? Coke Is Only Ninth On The Most Sugary Drinks List In SA
11 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It might be time to change your mixers, folks. You will be pretty grossed out by just how much sugar we are slamming down our gullets every time we enjoy a cooldrink.
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Jacob Zuma Set To Answer Questions In Parliament Right Now
11 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
So what should we expect this time around then? Will we see absolute chaos or have parliament learnt their lesson from the debacle that was SONA? Only time will tell.
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The Stellies Sports Science Institute Is About To Go Up In Flames
11 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The Western Cape continues to be battered by rogue fires and Stellenbosch is the latest victim. We’re not big fans of wet weather but let the heavens open soon please.
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Hijackers, Jo’burg, Guns – Another Chilling Crime Caught On Video
11 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Let this one serve as something of a warning to residents with electric gate – wait in the street until your gate has opened fully or else you may be trapped like this.
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What Would June Steenkamp Ask Oscar If She Had The Chance [Video]
11 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The loss of your daughter is a pain that only a few will ever experience, so it is little surprise then that June Steenkamp wouldn’t give Oscar a warm cuddle were they to meet.
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