Eskom is nailing NOTHING right now. OK, wait, they are totally nailing being incompetent and useless. As is CityPowerJHB. They are doing a stellar job.
Well of course Cape Town has produced another wonderful, beautiful, talent filled person. Would you expect anything less? Hailing from Kommetjie, we give you (again) Alice Phoebe Lou.
The Daily Maverick are dishing out their end of year awards and whilst the tongue-in-cheek tone is not to be missed, they DO have a point here.
Oh it has been fun watching this lad grow up. With his new swimwear line and now four wins in Doha, he is doing well for himself. Wonder what he will be up to next.
So Shrien Dewani is a free man and shall go back to England and live happily ever after, which won’t be that easy. Either way, it has caused some angry responses in Cape Town.
Woah, this planet. HUMANS: it is time to reel it in and be normal (I don’t mean be boring, but just, like, behave a bit, you know?). This guy in particular needs to put away his rod and reel.
I feel like this electricity problem is really bringing our country together: EVERYONE can talk about it, whether rich, poor, purple, green, jobless or MD. It’s great.
There’s a lot to be said for strutting around on a stage in fantastical dresses and swimsuits whilst people actually judge you. And then all that really counts is your opinion on world peace.
Finally, an easy way to organise your day around Eskom’s magnificent load shedding. Now you can still have the girls over for tea and actually have boiling water. #FunTimes
In what could have been the auditions for the Real Jozi A-Listers, SA’s celebs hit the red carpet at the Channel O music awards in what can only be described as dresses made out of the stuff your great aunt put over the tea tray back in 1960.
The ANCYL (to be honest most of the political parties at the minute) always causes a bit of drama and laughter. Have a look at their latest t-shirt campaign. It’s great.
Have a squizz at this – it’s going to make you feel super safe every time you park your car for the rest of your life, especially when you’re in a rush and then you’re going to start doubting yourself if you locked your car or not.
It’s going to take nothing short of a miracle and an incredibly large change in attitude from everyone in South Africa to put this country back on the right track. ‘Cuz right now, it’s not looking good.
Julius Malema got Twitter a-talking yesterday as a little altercation went down. Once again, it gave Jules the opportunity to give the middle finger to the ANC.
Nkandla has been the epicenter of controversy for the past few years and has caused chaos in the National Assembly recently. Guess what? It’s about to cause a whole lot more…
Move, bitch, get out the way. I honestly sometimes sing that song on repeat when I’m trying to manoeuvre my way across Buitengracht during afternoon traffic.
You get small dogs and then you get dogs that can pass as large, furry rats that can literally fit into a bra cup. They look sweet with their red bows in their hair, but they can be vicious little critters.
The endless competition between Johannesburg and Cape Town needs to be taken with a pinch of salt. In reality, we love each other, and we in CT are not jealous of this. JHB, you can have this one, once.
So this actually happened in the Western Cape. It makes me so sad that society has regressed to this point. Also, bananas are probably going to be banned in the SAPS.
These guys are craaaaazy with what they do on their little boards on the biggest, hugest waves. I’d need arm bands and an inflatable rubbie duckie boat at the very least.
Unless you’re flying business class and will actually be asleep should something bad happen during your flight, flying can be traumatic. So imagine being stuck up in cattle class and you see a plane coming right at you.
Is your phone contract reaching the end of it’s life expectancy? Is the great phone hunt about to begin again? Have a look at this before you do anything. You’ll thank us later.
Whilst Malema continues to wage a battle against the ANC, there is no reason for him to start another war against women, which he seems to be doing…
I think it is safe to say that any friendship that remained between Zuma and Malema is now over, what with threats from the EFF to the ANC.
Poor Jacob Zuma (and by poor I don’t mean financially). He gets so much negative attention from so many people. It’s no wonder he wants to be able to hide away in Nkandla for ever and ever and lay by his fire pit.
Your social life is about to cease to exist. As soon as this TV show hits our screen, I know I will be spending every waking minute watching the reruns…
As IF kids know what they are doing when they are 12 years old. I hadn’t even had my first kiss yet, and Parliament is discussing the sexual relationships of teenagers! Sigh.
The people who are trying to run our country had a progress filled day in the National Assembly yesterday. The first part of the morning was an argument, and then police had to be called in…
This South African marketing guru has taken to the idea of following his dreams and writing his first book – and it’s not about marketing. Enter “Return To Lemuria”, a new fantasy novel for the summer.
When in the National Assembly, it seems participants should be reduced to school children and have to hold the “talking stick”. Also, language should be kept to a respectful level.