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MALEMA MAKES FRONT PAGE OF THE LA TIMES – WITH SONG FEATURED ON 2OV RADIO
14 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A song which we also featured on 2oceansvibe Radio last month (during our show with Cokey Falkow – podcast here) has made it to the front page of the LA Times! Well done, Julius, you’ve achieved! Again! This, from the LA Times: Reporting from Johannesburg, South Africa The song’s called “Revolutionary House” and it’s gone […]
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PELICAN EATS PIGEON
10 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
True 2oceansvibers who are also following 2oceansvibe on Twitter, will know that we indulged in some pigeon for lunch the other day in Menerbes – South of France. It was my first time eating such a small bird (insert supermodel joke here) and I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Here we have our neighbours, […]
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THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY WELL WITH CHARLOTTE HAWKINS
04 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Yeah, thanks for asking. Look, I’ll be honest, things are going pretty well. I basically made the first move with the “piece” I wrote the other day about SkyNews anchor, Mark Longhurst, and the terribly awkward crush he has on SkyNews presenter, Charlotte Hawkins. You can read up on that here. Naturally the story was […]
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SETH ROTHERHAM HAS LEFT THE BUILDING – RESIDING IN PROVENCE FOR A MONTH
03 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
My beautiful babies, Daddy has snuck out of town for a month. I know I should have told you properly before I left, but if I had done that, you wouldn’t have let me leave. Everyone knows that an “Eagle Claw,” when performed by a model, is infinitely stronger than a Pit-Bull’s lock jaw. I […]
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CURES EVERYTHING EXCEPT DEATH
28 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Six Figures, sent in this beautiful vibe: Seth, See attached, a small Indian guy in Singapore has the cure for every disease in the world. You’d have to think that if you got that close then you would probably hold out the formal announcement of your discovery until you tick off “death” as […]
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UKRAINE PARLIAMENT MAYHEM
28 Apr 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
On Tuesday, while millions of South Africans were celebrating Freedom Day, Ukrainian parliamentarians were expressing patriotism for their country by throwing eggs at the speaker of parliament, detonating smoke bombs in the upper chamber, and generally engaging in fisticuffs. As you’ll see in this video, the jolly lawmakers are engaged in the ancient Ukrainian tradition […]
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SELL YOUR SOUL IN LATVIA
27 Apr 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Apparently, if you were ever looking to sell your soul, the Devil would be the guy who might put in an offer. In that case, we’d like you to meet Satan himself: Nice shades, Satan
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2OCEANSVIBE CLOSES IN 389 DAYS
27 Apr 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Are YOU ready? If you’ve been toying with the idea of defaulting on your home loan or joining a Russian acrobat troupe for a while now, go for it. Last week, students on UCT’s upper campus were the victims of random and ferocious pamphlet bombings by people wearing “May 21, 2011” T-shirts. Naturally lured in […]
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SAINSBURY’S IN THE UK ARE SELLING VUVUZELA’S
23 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
That’s right, you heard me – the poms will be coming with their OWN vuvuzelas! Just when you thought you had the market cornered with that container of vuvuzelas you plan to sell, Sainsbury’s chain of supermarkets in the UK are cutting you off before the rabble even get here! God help us all.. Check […]
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IT WAS “POT DAY” ON TUESDAY
22 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
A lot of people are asking me why I haven’t spoken about “420 Day,” which is basically the most exciting date in any weed-head’s calendar. And it’s not some rubbish made-up day. Oh no, my friend, this celebration has been going since 1971! Hmmm…I wonder why I would only surface two days later? Let me […]
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IT’S VOLCANO TIME!
22 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I simply cannot carry on much longer without doing a post about this goddamn volcano. When I first heard about it I thought I would tip-toe around the issue and wait for it to go away. But then it got worse. Then flights were cancelled. Then everyone was talking about it. Then my own friends […]
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NORTH KOREA’S KIM JONG IL SETS WORLD FASHION TREND: PYONYANG
14 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A large number of you will think I am telling fibs at this point, but those who really know me will agree that I don’t mess around when it comes to things like this. And anyway, it’s already hit the world press. As an admirer of Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong il, it comes as […]
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SURFING MOZAMBIQUE – AN AMATEUR’S HILARIOUS TALE
13 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Gigi O’Connor (The Interior Decorator) recently returned from a harrowing (yet absolutely hilarious) holiday in Tofu, Mozambique. Those of you who know The Interior Decorator will be keenly aware that roughing it is not exactly in her top five pasttimes. Her blog, Dominico House, and line of work suggests that Gigi enjoys the […]
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STUNNING REPORTS IN THE BRITISH PRESS
07 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments
This is the vibe the UK press are going for, in one of the tabloids consumed by the masses. And you get two papers for the price of one! Baking! Nice! Exellent. That’s just stunning! Great timing, this whole vibe of ET’s murder vs Malema’s song. Take that, combined with the British press’ propensity for […]
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2OCEANSVIBE EXCLUSIVE – THE “BAFUNNY BAFUNNY” TOUR VIDEO
31 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
20 days ago we got hold of a group shot of a number of South Africa’s top comedian (here) and we asked you if anyone knew what it was about. The comments under the article identified names of comedians in the picture, including Barry Hilton, Nik Rabinowitz, Marc Lottering, John Vlismas, Loyiso Gola, Mark Banks, […]
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THE MOST RADICAL MONACO GRAND PRIX COMPETITION YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE
25 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
I’ll get straight to it, so listen carefully – if you deposit £40 or more into your lottery account, you will automatically stand in line to win a VIP trip to the 2010 Monaco F1 Grand Prix 2010 . But WAIT, they will double your deposit at the same time (£80) and you get to […]
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THE DEPARTMENT OF WOMEN’S IRONY
15 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I’m not going to reinvent the wheel with this article. It kind of writes itself – I don’t have to say anything, besides casting your attention to something real in the world. In Adelaide, Australia, is a well-known university by the name of Flinders University. As you can imagine with most first-world higher learning facilities, […]
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VIDEO OF DUBAI SHARK TANK VIBE
26 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I thought the okes could have been spicing it a bit when I first published that story about Dubai Mall’s Aquarium Springing a leak. That was before I checked this cellphone video of some of yesterday’s action. Check it out: Jesus – that water was coming out FAST!
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DUBAI MALL SHARK TANK CRACKS – MAYHEM!
25 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
A movie script of this nature would never get passed as it’s just not that believable. Well, believe it my friend! This has just happened! Dubai, the global symbol of greed and the embodiment of karma itself has been dealt another blow, this time in the form of a leak – in the Dubai Mall’s […]
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SNODDIE WENT TO WATCH THE NBA ALLSTAR GAME IN DALLAS
24 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Cape Town comedian, Paul Snodgrass has just returned from a week or so in the US, during which he attended the Dallas NBA AllStar game. That’s pretty big.. Let’s check it out: I have just got back from the NBA Allstar game in Dallas, jet lagged beyond belief. What a trip though. Here are some […]
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THE POMS GET INTO THE SA 2010 VIBE
17 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It’s too funny, watching them carry on. Make no mistake, I love the Brits – some of them. Some of them I can’t stand. But for the most part I just like watching them. I like watching a lot of people, truth be told. Obviously watching norms is far more entertaining than watching non-norms. I […]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR LEADER!
16 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Today is the birthday of Our Dear Leader and Great Commander, Kim Jong Il. It is therefore with great emotion and respect that we send out glorious rays of radiant sunshine and joy to his magical presence in this world. Kim Jong il – Our Dear Leader This, from The Winchester Whisperer: Tens of thousands […]
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GOLDFISH LIVE IN LONDON THIS SATURDAY – TICKET GIVEAWAY
11 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ex-pats in London, you have something to look forward to this weekend, besides gloomy weather, appalling work conditions and the NHS. GOLDFISH are coming to town!! A shining beacon of hope, you might say? Lick here to get more info and tickets (Wow, Dom really is trying to fuck the camera in that pic, hey?) […]
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WORKER BUST WATCHING PORN DURING LIVE TV BROADCAST
03 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Gotta love the Aussies – anything for a bit of tail, especially during working hours. Not shy to take a risk, one financial desk worker had a browse over some naked pics, while a colleague of his was doing a live broadcast in the next room – with the TVcamera’s getting a full view of […]
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SATAN PRAWNS IN VENEZUELA
25 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
We have documented proof from all over the world, of prawns wearing their cycling helmets indoors. Venezuela is no different, my friends. Just because you go abroad, doesn’t mean these attacks will stop. This recent account from a 2oceansviber tells a sad tale, as we witness the carnage occurring across the globe. When will it […]
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RIDLEY SCOTT LOSES 6TH COURT CASE AGAINST NOISY CHICKEN NEIGHBOURS
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I tell you, there is never a dull moment in Provence! Luckily, with the proximity of the Menerbes bastide to the likes of movie Director, Ridley Scott’s house, we are able to pick up on news that might otherwise have slipped through the net! Take, for example, the woes of Ridley, who has now lost […]
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PHOTOS TAKEN 2 WEEKS AGO FROM THE TOP OF THE BURJ DUBAI!
05 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Yesterday’s Good Morning Headlines made mention of the Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world, which officially opened on January 4, 2010. The Burj Dubai [photo: boston.com] But it’s not just the tallest building in the world, it’s also: Current records • Tallest skyscraper to top of spire: 818 m (2,684 ft) (previously Taipei […]
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DAY OF RECONCILIATION
16 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Overseas readers and locals wondering why the roads are so quiet today, will be interested to learn that today is a public holiday. “Reconciliation Day” is what they’re calling it. I went to dinner at Mano’s restaurant in Green Point last night (schnitzel is killer) and our table wasn’t altogether sure of what exactly this […]
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ONLY IN MELBOURNE
02 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
You gotta give it to the Ozzies – they certainly can raise a chuckle from time to time.. Don’t mince you words, dooya Bruce? [thanks graham]
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PEOPLE OF WALMART.COM
16 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
People of Walmart dot com is a gift to us all. Those of you who have ever been into a Walmart will know all about the different breeds and types of people and fashion you can get in that place. Let’s run through a few.. Stunning! Note stance, then boots, then bald patchIt’s […]
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