Hello Friends! I write to you from a Starbucks somewhere in Paris. Those of you following 2oceansvibe on Twitster will be well aware of why I am not in Ibiza! Oh, you’re not following 2oceansvibe on Twitster? Well you’re just missing out then.. That is the hotel I’m staying at in ParisWeird shape […]
Those of you following me on the Twitmeister will be well aware that Air France lost my luggage between Marseille airport and Paris. I still don’t have it, but am enjoying the extravagance of wearing brand new jocks every day. Although it can very often backfire. I’m referring, of course, to the process one goes […]
I arrived in Paris today and thought I should share some fashion tips.. Throughly enjoyed this vibe from Alan Partridge. Good. To the point. Quality. [thanks phil]
Popped-in to the Romanesque Abbey of Sénanque just north of Gorde yesterday and took in the magic surrounding the working monastery, founded by the Cistercians in 1148. The Abbaye Notre-Dame de Sénanque That’s how the monks roll The Abbaye Notre-Dame de Sénanque is a beautiful religious site and the perfect place to see […]
Well it’s all going according to script! Rose Boy, the cute little fat kid that was snubbed by Transformers star (here), Megan Fox (who apologised to him on video – here), and then subsequently hunted down by Kodak (who offered a $5,000 reward – here) will finally get to meet the subject of his adolescent […]
Wow, things are really going full circle. Would you believe it, but Michael Jackson’s Thriller is the number one selling album on iTunes and Amazon say that Jackson’s albums had taken 14 of the top 20 places on the Amazon.co.uk sales chart. Michael Jackson Thriller TimesOnline reports: A secret library of over […]
The Kitesurfer (very good looking, single, good pedigree) is known for his DIY expertise and hands-on nature when it comes to virtually anything. From home-made beer and wine, to potato guns and the restoration of vintage cars… he’s done it all. Except this.. Please enjoy “the flying boat” – he sent me this video and […]
Spare a thought for the guys that probably killed Michael Jackson – AEG Live – the company behind the ridiculously impossible upcoming lineup of 50 Michael Jackson Comeback concerts. Dubbed “This is it” – it seems it just might be for the company. Especially since they were hardly able to insure the ticket sales and […]
Remember a few days ago (here) where we suggested they follow up on this fat kid vibe? Ja, well they’ve gone and done it. For those of you who missed this whole Megan Fox Rose Boy vibe which has been going on for a couple weeks (there are always a few), BASICALLY this cute little […]
I nearly wet myself yesterday at the St. Remy market (where Princess Caroline and Princess Charlotte have a home and past residents have included two very close friends of mine, Van Gogh and Nostradamus) as I walked around, deep in thought, mainly about you. You’ll recall previous sightings (here ) of crazy-ass dogs and ears […]
It’s one of the funnier videos you will see this lifetime. A reporter went to interview someone in Australia after the guy posted an ad to rent out his place, specifying “NO ASIANS.” Obviously this kind of discriminatory behaviour raised an eyebrow or two. With hilarious results.. Hey? Did I tell you or […]
This article comes as a general warning to those of you with South African passports wishing to travel to the US or Europe via the United Kingdom. I URGE you to use another hub of sorts, as the new requirements for a simple transit visa are EXACTLY the same as if you were applying for […]
Right, ok, welcome to your new week! What a stunning weekend that was! Congrats to the Springboks on winning the test against the British Lions and, in particular, to 2oceansvibe Character The Barndog for scoring the first try. Why did you do that? Very naughty.. Wel done also to Stephen Ballot for guessing the closest […]
This is one of those radical stories that only come along “once in a blue moon” (a phrase I made up to describe a rare event – use it, don’t use it). Some of you (none of you) will remember the famous kidnapping of toddler Steven Dammanin New York, 1955. The boy was snatched when […]
Ok. Unlike the unresearched photos that The Insurance Broker was sending around (here) of some photos taken onboard as the Air France flight was going down, this commercial is not a hoax. It is an ad for the Comfort Wipe which makes a certain bathroom activity that little bit easier. They claim that it is […]
I’m focusing on the girls here, as the guy’s response will be pretty much standard. That’s IF they can lift their jaws off the floor. Following in the footsteps of one Heather Graham (here and here), Megan Fox is quietly packing a massive punch in every city that she visits during this Transformers promotional tour […]
This one jumped out at me. Firstly because I appreciate the extent to which the fella freaked out and, secondly, because I used to own the exact same car and can categorically state that I have never (and will never again) deal with worse service from ANY brand than I did with Land Rover Cape […]
My Goodness, I missed this by just a couple weeks! Megan Fox was spotted in Paris as she continues the promotional tour for the new Tranformers movie, called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. There’s no doubt about it – she’s a bona fide 10.
Advertising industry peeps will enjoy this. It’s a typical representation of rubbish work coming out of a “reputation” agency. All sorts of punishment is being dished out in the comments section under the release of a video made by TBWA\Chiat\Day – a New York ad agency who have just taken on a new Creative Director, […]
True Prince aficionados and fellow tormented genii will appreciate any new footage of the eccentric, diminutive, sexually charged machine that is Prince (formerly known as “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince”). He doesn’t wander into the public spotlight all too often and when he does, I want to see it. I want to see his […]
Yup, you guessed it – this happened in the UK, where they specialise in this kind of stuff. I’ll break it down for you. This 36 year old woman, Debbie Mallinson, has fled her council estate with her 18 year old lover, Adam. Debbie’s son is, naturally, Adam’s best friend. Her son is one of […]
Yesterday we showed you a pic of Heather Graham (here) wearing a rather revealing ripped dress, taken at the premier of her new movie, The Hangover in Dublin. The general response in the comments section from the female 2oceansvibers ranged from “hot” to “tacky.” Yesterday was the premier for the same movie in London and […]
NO.WAY! Ok, this guy’s vibe is fairly luminous. You gotta check out his website at www.ferrariguyforhire.com (ja, you read that correctly – Ferrari Guy For Hire). He basically offers a service which revolves around being a passenger in his red convertible Ferrari with, wait for it, 24 KARAT GOLD WHEELS! Enjoy the bottom right […]
So it was the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. The evening produced many a highlight, not least of which was Sacha Baron Cohen character, Bruno‘s high-wire act “malfunction” which resulted in him landing on top of Eminem (here). The teabagging exercise ended with Eminem and his entourage storming out of the awards. Hectique vibe […]
Gather ’round. Gather ’round. I have an announcement to make. Later this afternoon [pause] I embark on the annual Strengthening Ties Tour. I will return on the 4th of July. The 2009 Strengthening Ties Tour1 June – 4 July, 2009 Yes, yes, I know. This may come as a surprise to you, and […]
One would think that in a city which is still suffering the heartache and memories of the 9/11 attacks, people would be more mindful when walking into stores and laying on a full-on helmet attack? This, from Kerrin N in New York City: Hi Seth, Greetings from Brooklyn (New York, not Millerton), I […]
Personally, I think The Sun newspaper made a slight error earlier on, when they reported (here) Mel Gibson‘s fling he was having with a woman by the name of Oksana. You see, that one’s surname was Pochepa, whereas the one now carrying his child is, in fact, Oksana Grigorieva. Naughty Sun! Oksana Grigorieva and […]
As the global recession continues and we here at 2oceansvibe continue subsconsciously programming you, through various mechanisms and tools, to live the dream and to unlock your potential; it is important that I bring you this, the Four Seasons Ocean Residence . From US$3.8 million to US$39 million With the news that a […]
A little bit of class goes along way. Italian actress Monica Bellucci, right, and French actress Sophie Marceau, left, walk the red carpet at the screening of a film ‘Ne te retourne pas’ (Don’t Look Back), during the Cannes Film Festival. [source : Gawker]
Sail enthusiasts and expensive sports nuts alike, should be aware that leg seven of the boating world’s Formula One, the Volvo Ocean Race, began yesterday in one of my favourite parts of The United States, Boston. Some of you might recall the 2oceansvibe Strengthening Ties Tours of old, which often stopped by Boston, Cape Cod […]