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World
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THE POMS GET INTO THE SA 2010 VIBE
17 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It’s too funny, watching them carry on. Make no mistake, I love the Brits – some of them. Some of them I can’t stand. But for the most part I just like watching them. I like watching a lot of people, truth be told. Obviously watching norms is far more entertaining than watching non-norms. I […]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR LEADER!
16 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Today is the birthday of Our Dear Leader and Great Commander, Kim Jong Il. It is therefore with great emotion and respect that we send out glorious rays of radiant sunshine and joy to his magical presence in this world. Kim Jong il – Our Dear Leader This, from The Winchester Whisperer: Tens of thousands […]
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GOLDFISH LIVE IN LONDON THIS SATURDAY – TICKET GIVEAWAY
11 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ex-pats in London, you have something to look forward to this weekend, besides gloomy weather, appalling work conditions and the NHS. GOLDFISH are coming to town!! A shining beacon of hope, you might say? Lick here to get more info and tickets (Wow, Dom really is trying to fuck the camera in that pic, hey?) […]
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WORKER BUST WATCHING PORN DURING LIVE TV BROADCAST
03 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Gotta love the Aussies – anything for a bit of tail, especially during working hours. Not shy to take a risk, one financial desk worker had a browse over some naked pics, while a colleague of his was doing a live broadcast in the next room – with the TVcamera’s getting a full view of […]
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SATAN PRAWNS IN VENEZUELA
25 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
We have documented proof from all over the world, of prawns wearing their cycling helmets indoors. Venezuela is no different, my friends. Just because you go abroad, doesn’t mean these attacks will stop. This recent account from a 2oceansviber tells a sad tale, as we witness the carnage occurring across the globe. When will it […]
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RIDLEY SCOTT LOSES 6TH COURT CASE AGAINST NOISY CHICKEN NEIGHBOURS
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I tell you, there is never a dull moment in Provence! Luckily, with the proximity of the Menerbes bastide to the likes of movie Director, Ridley Scott’s house, we are able to pick up on news that might otherwise have slipped through the net! Take, for example, the woes of Ridley, who has now lost […]
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PHOTOS TAKEN 2 WEEKS AGO FROM THE TOP OF THE BURJ DUBAI!
05 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Yesterday’s Good Morning Headlines made mention of the Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world, which officially opened on January 4, 2010. The Burj Dubai [photo: boston.com] But it’s not just the tallest building in the world, it’s also: Current records • Tallest skyscraper to top of spire: 818 m (2,684 ft) (previously Taipei […]
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DAY OF RECONCILIATION
16 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Overseas readers and locals wondering why the roads are so quiet today, will be interested to learn that today is a public holiday. “Reconciliation Day” is what they’re calling it. I went to dinner at Mano’s restaurant in Green Point last night (schnitzel is killer) and our table wasn’t altogether sure of what exactly this […]
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ONLY IN MELBOURNE
02 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
You gotta give it to the Ozzies – they certainly can raise a chuckle from time to time.. Don’t mince you words, dooya Bruce? [thanks graham]
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PEOPLE OF WALMART.COM
16 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
People of Walmart dot com is a gift to us all. Those of you who have ever been into a Walmart will know all about the different breeds and types of people and fashion you can get in that place. Let’s run through a few.. Stunning! Note stance, then boots, then bald patchIt’s […]
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GOLDFISH JET-SET LIFESTYLE DOESN’T COMPARE
01 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I was in “comms” with Dom Peters from Goldfish this week and, while he and Dave are carving up the earth and the models that come with it, that doesn’t mean they don’t miss the fairest Cape. Dom writes: Off to London for the weekend, then Barcelona on Monday, then Brazil for a week. […]
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KIDNAPPED GIRL FOUND 18 YEARS LATER
28 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
After kidnapping her 18 years ago, Phillip Garrido kept Jaycee Dugard in his backyard and fathered two children with her. Garrido is a convicted sex offender and suddenly, out of the blue, walked into a California police station with the victim by his side. He told authorities that God had spoken to him. Obviously. This, […]
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BLACK GUY / NO BLACK GUY
27 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
A Microsoft ad published in Poland is causing a bit of a nightmare for the company. You see, the same ad was being used in the US, except the one in the US featured a black gentleman in the middle. He was removed for the Polish version. Enjoy these very average Photoshop skills: Now […]
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BOARD SHORTS VENDING MACHINE AT THE STANDARD HOTEL
07 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
You know you’re in Los Angeles when the hotel has a vending machine selling board shorts! I’m staying at The Standard Hotel on sunset Boulevard, Hollywood. There are so many cool things about this palce, I wouldn’t know where to start. I can show you these images, I suppose. I guess, in a way, you […]
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GOODBYE MARINA DEL REY – HELLO HOLLYWOOD!
05 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
So just to bring everyone up to speed, I’m 9 hours behind you – so, in a way, I’m actually in the past. Everything I’m doing now, you’ve already been through. And I’m enjoying it – thank you – I like what you’ve done here. I’m well and truly IN Hollywood now. Like…inside it! After […]
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AVRIL LAVIGNE TIME
30 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
We pause for a second to peruse Avril Lavigne, spotted on a yacht in the last week or so – somewhere in St. Tropez. I must be honest, I’ve always had a soft spot for Avril. And that was before she started doing things like that. Although I am concerned at how her body […]
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2OCEANSVIBE U2 CONCERT WINNER EXPERIENCES 85,000 STRONG CONCERT
30 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Well this U2 vibe has come full circle. First we gave you concert pics from Milan showing the crazy new stage they’re using for U2’s 360° World Tour (here ). Then we got some more pics of the weird and wonderful stage in the day (here). Then we had a competition for you to win […]
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IN LOS ANGELES, COMPLETE FABRICATION IS TOLERATED
29 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Here in Los Angeles, the heart of La-la-land, anything is possible. There is a saying I made up many years ago, which Murray Walker stole from me and it goes like this: Anything can happen in Los Angeles, and it usually does! Take, for example, the tabloid magazines. Now, it’s one thing reading the likes […]
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MUGABE’S GOVERNMENT DUPED INTO “DIESEL FROM A ROCK” SCAM
28 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
To actually believe in the concept of someone tapping diesel fuel from a rock is one thing, but to actually be conned into funding the person…. well, that’s just another story altogether. It happened to Rubert Mugabe’s government, funnily enough. You will not believe this! Actually, you probably will.. This, from News24: […]
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“HEARTLESS” ATTACK IN PUTNEY, GREAT BRITAIN
28 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
A horrified Justin L just sent this in. It seems not even Sainsbury’s stores are safe from helmet attacks.. Where does it end? Hey Seth I was cruising around the Putney Sainsburys yesterday, pretty idle thursday, nothing crazy, when I turned a corner into the bread aisle and got hit with this.. Justin […]
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FELIPE MASSA FORMULA 1 CRASH
27 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
Did you hear about Formula 1 racing driver, Felipe Massa‘s vibe during qualifying for this week’s Hungary F1 Grand Prix? Ja, well, it happened. And if you haven’t heard about it, then I can promise you it is going to come up in conversation this week. Then you can stun your friends and tell them […]
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UNITED BREAKS GUITARS
24 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can relate to this in a big way. Not that I’ve had any airline break anything of mine, but I’ve certainly suffered from general airline crapness. I was chatting to my mother the other day and I told her that some people go through a lifetime of regular air travel and never lose a […]
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POOFTER DRINKS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE OUTBACK
23 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This is what happens if you order a Bacardi in the Australian Outback! HAHAHAHA!! Well spotted! [thanks graham]
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SETH HEADS OFF TO LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – FOR PAULY SHORE’S “ADOPTED” VIBE
23 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Hey gang, I’m sorry to do this to you, but daddy is going away for a little bit. I know you must be scared, but just realise that it is very necessary as it will bring me us one step closer to global domination. You know how busy daddy gets. I will be gone for […]
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PLUS A FEW FAT ONES
21 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Taken very recently at the entrance of a bar in Thailand. That’s a lag! There are tons of hilarious things that people spot in Thailand. A lot of it is sent in to 2oceansvibe. A lot of it doesn’t make it to the vibe. But this one does, because it’s GENIUS! It’s pretty […]
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WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
21 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With this whole 40 year anniversary of the moon landing vibe going on, everyone seems obsessed with the front pages of the various newspapers that were printed back in 1969. Like this little beauty from The New York Times. Wow! Click here for an even better front page Which is great and all […]
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OBAMA’S MESSAGE TO AFRICA
11 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Barack Obama has just made his his first trip to sub-Saharan Africa as president. This weekend brought a 21-hour visit to Ghana, direct from the G8 Summit and chilling with The Pope in Italy. Because that’s how he rolls. He has also just met Jacob Zuma face-to-face as presidents for the first time at the […]
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PRINCE WILLIAM HURTING THE DUCATI IN FULL LEATHERS
09 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I enjoyed this recent pic of Prince William, taking his Ducati out for a spin. The Cross of St GeorgeSubtle. Nice. Very nice. I like that. This, from The Daily Mail: Easy (Royal) Rider: Prince William puts on his leathers and heads for the highway There was plenty of horsepower involved, just […]
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UK VIOLENT CRIME STATS HIGHER THAN SOUTH AFRICA
07 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 26 Comments
Wow, this is something to add to the voices in your head asking why exactly you live in London. A recent study has found that violent crime is higher in the UK per capita, than it is in South Africa. This, from the Daily Mail : The most violent country in Europe: Britain […]
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NIGAZ WITH OIL – N.W.O.
06 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Did you get a fright there? Oh my God, how can Seth say the word “Nigaz?” I know, but don’t worry, it was not a racial slur. I was, in fact, referring to NiGaz Energy Company Limited – the result of a joint venture between the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and the Russian oil […]
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