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Make Yourself A Clap-Off Bra For Valentine’s [VIDEO]
11 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is special. I mean, I would talk a little bit more about the basic premise of the thing, but it does pretty much exactly what it says on the tin: you clap, bra comes off. It’s not quite the snip-snap process of seduction I’d hoped for as a tiny-man child, but it’s close.
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Oh God No Google Wants To Buy Twitter It’s All Over
10 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ha. But no, seriously, they’re talking about this – the dudes and ladies who run Twitter are being courted by a couple of companies, Facebook and Google among them, who want to shell out the $10bn that the company is apparently worth. Predictably, a bunch of people are whining about this being the end of Twitter, etc.
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Man Stashes Drugs In Penis
10 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I have to give it to Antoine Banks of Louisville Kentucky. He really thought out of the box and came up with the ideal hiding place for his stash ‘o crack: the foreskin of his penis.
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Boston Gyms Fine People For Not Working Out
10 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well that seems reasonable. Harvard graduate Yifan Zhang has started up the Gym Pact program, which offers participants free or reduced rates for gym memberships, provided they stick to pre-arranged workout plans; skipping sessions leads to higher rates, with the thought that this would motivate cheap gym-goers.
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Average Faces, Not So Average
10 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Here’s a picture of composite images of women’s faces from different countries and ethnicities, all apparently representing the “average” female.
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So Is This The Doomsday Asteroid?
10 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So according to the ever pessimistic Russians, we’re all gonna die in the year 2036. See, this 900-foot-long asteroid, epically named ‘99942 Apophis’, is apparently headed towards our measly little planet. NASA doesn’t agree, but don’t you worry, even if things go pear, they’ve got a plan.
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We Live In The Future: Church Okays iPhone Confession App
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Huh. Well, alright. UK church officials have given the holy thumbs up to ‘Confession: A Roman Catholic App,’ which walks users through sacrament, having them admit their wrongdoings – and keep track of their sins. Please keep your comments until the end of the lecture, though, because this baby costs $1.99
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Cock-Fight Rooster Kills Man. Karma 1 : Moron 0
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The title pretty much explains the story. But to clarify; Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, was a keen cockfighter (let’s keep the “That’s what she said.” jokes to a minimum) and liked nothing more than to watch his beloved cock kick and peck other men’s cocks to death.
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Dating Site Calculates The Best First Date Questions
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well this is pretty awesome. Researchers at OkCupid waded through 776 million matches of questions and answers between would-be-couples, and matched those against relationships success rates – and come up with some bizarre, awesome data. Apparently beer drinkers put out more.
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This Guy Started A TV Station To Dispel Negative Stereotypes About Muslims. Then He Beheaded His Wife.
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I’m sure that when Muzzammil “Mo” Hassan started his cable channel “Bridges TV” he had only the best of intentions. In fact the entire channel was geared towards countering Muslim stereotypes. But then he cut his wife’s head off.
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So It Turns Out That The Spider-Man Musical Is Crap
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Seems like $65 million and a soundtrack supplied by U2 doesn’t buy you good reviews. Although the show only opens on the 15th of March, most major critics have weighed in on the long awaited Spider-Man musical, and basically it’s complete crap.
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Lady Stops Jewelry Heist With Handbag [VIDEO]
08 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
An attempted smash-and-grab at a Northampton jeweler was prevented when a red coated woman started walloping the six armed gang members with her handbag. The would-be-thieves attempted to escape on their scooters, but fell over. And got hit with a handbag again. I’ve seen this movie before.
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Man With 48-point I.Q. Banned From Having Sex
08 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Huh. Well this just opens up a whole can of worms, doesn’t it? Sexy, mentally handicapped worms. A High Court judge ruled that ‘Alan,’ who’d been in a relationship with another fellow, lacks “the capacity to consent to and engage in sexual relations.” Choose your own punchline – there are so many.
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I Knew I Was Right About The Black Eyed Peas
08 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When I watched the World Cup opening concert last year I couldn’t believe how bad the Black Eyed Peas were live. I haven’t cringed so much since I saw a kid in a show apologise to the audience for forgetting his lines. It seems though that they have done it again. This time at the Super Bowl no less.
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Parasailing Donkey Dies Of Heart Attack
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Russian donkey that won worldwide sympathy last July after being forced to parasail has died of a heart attack. The donkey, named Anapka, made headlines when she was attached to a parachute at a Russian beach and launched into the sky for an outrageous promotional stunt. I guess that’s where we’re different, in Russia they use donkeys, and over here we use Trevor Noah.
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Homemade Death Ray: Look On My Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair! [VIDEO]
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s not often I get to say: “Look at this guy, he built a real death ray”. But luckily now I can say it.
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Old Spice – Scent Vacation [VIDEO]
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s a new Old Spice ad. There were some details about it being dedicated to Chris Gatewood, winner of the Old Spice ‘Superfan’ contest, but you don’t really care about that, surely – you just want to see Isaiah Mustafa make you want to buy things that smell delicious, don’t you?
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Sick Of Your Wife? Put Her On The No-Fly List
04 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
An immigration officer in the U.K. tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects. What really upsets me here isn’t the abuse of power, but the fact that he didn’t think of outsourcing his expertise to the hordes of miserable husbands all over the world before being caught.
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Some Finnish Dudes Have Abducted A Ronald McDonald Statue.
04 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Wow. I’m not sure what the appropriate response is here. Finnish folk referring to themselves as the ‘Food Liberation Army’ have ‘kidnapped’ a statue of Ronald McDonald, and are threatening to execute within a week if their questions concerning the quality of McDonald’s food production are not answered.
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“Keep Cheering Folks” Creepiest Show On TV
04 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Jim W. Hawkins is just one of those guys who is either an eccentric with a love for school-girl cheerleading or a paedophile or a bit of both. But let’s give Jim the benefit of the doubt and say his is just one in a vast sea of crappy public-access TV shows.
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Amazing Footage Of Detroit Shootout [VIDEO]
04 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There is lots of footage of shootouts between cops and the bad guys on the net, but none quite as harrowing or shocking as the events in this video.
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So Mona Lisa Was A Man?
03 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
According to a leading Italian art historian, the model used for the ‘Mona Lisa’ was in fact a man. Apparently, the man in question was da Vinci’s apprentice and possibly even his lover. What, da Vinci could have been a gay artist? How shocking.
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They Make Dominos With Wi-Fi Now
03 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I mean, yes, making dominos that trip each other without touching is probably a useless application of technology, but I figure this puts us one step closer to that weird hologram game from Star Wars, and I am for it.
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Internet Now Seriously Running Out Of Addresses
02 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
If you still haven’t registered that long planned imtheshit.com address, I’m sorry. You’re shit out of luck. All available internet addresses are down to five blocks of 16 million each. These are expected to run out by September. Billions worldwide still haven’t registered internet addresses. We live on the southern tip of Africa. You do the math.
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Phil Doesn’t See His Shadow: Spring’s Coming Early
02 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
It’s been one of the most terrible winters on record in many parts of the US, so it came as no surprise that many people were very apprehensive as to whether or not Punxsutawney Phil would see his shadow.
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The Future Is Scary: Snake Robots For Heart Surgery
02 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I’m not sure if this beats prosthetic tentacles, but it’s close. Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University are building snake-like robots that can reach delicate organs that don’t generally respond well to getting cut open. Because the prospect of surgery wasn’t frightening enough before.
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Cannabis Cola
02 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you are not familiar with the laws of the State of California, in the United States, then you might not know that Pot is legal… If you have a prescription from your doctor. Suffice it to say, there are a lot more sickly people in California than there used to be, all in desperate need of the calming effects of the Mary Jane.
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Oral Sex Will Give You Cancer
01 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you read that right, oral sex will kill you. According to scientists, who are yet to get past first base, people who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than the orally celibate.
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Speak2Tweet Lets Egyptians Contact Twitter With Phone Calls
01 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Speak2Tweet was launched over the weekend, a joint venture by Twitter and Google that allows anybody to post to Twitter using just a phone connection, in the hopes of getting more word out about the situation in Egypt as it unfolds. Google bought the company that engineered the technology last week because hey, it’s Google.
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Shinmoedake: Yeah, But Eyjafjallajökull Did It First
01 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Hey, remember the whole thunder/ice/volcano scenario in Iceland that cancelled a couple of European flights? Well a similar sort of deal went down in Japan on Sunday, between the Kagoshima and Miyazaki prefectures. Insert your own joke about Japan copying the west. Awesome photos follow.
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