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They’ve Made A 360 Camera – And It’s AWESOME [Video]
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Forget the hype of the Go-Pro – this new little gadget is going to rock your world. In a 360 degree view. Centr is a new UFO-like shaped device that you get to control with your smart phone – and it lets you capture everything in a 360 degree view. It’s like a Go-Pro, but […]
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Stop Everything – They’re Making A ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ Sequel
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Bring back the nostalgia of the 1980’s! Beverly Hills Cop…is coming back. If you are old enough to remember 1984, you were living under a rock unless you recall the cinematic highlight as being Beverly Hills Cop which starred the most celebrated of black comedians, Eddy Murphy. Fast forward to 2014 – And they’re making […]
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Thanks to the humble mouse, you might never grow old - ever.
New Mice Experiment Might Reveal Key To Eternal Youth
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Thank you science! A new experiment using mice has shown us that there might be a way to keep us young….FOREVER. New Studies published in Science & Nature Medicine show us that when scientists took the blood out of young and spritely mice and injected it into the bloodstreams of old and creaky rats, the old rats […]
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How To Beat Anyone At Ching-Chong-Cha
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The age old “random”decider of all things: the Ching-Chong-Cha! The also affectionately called Rock-Paper-Scissors has been baffling scientists for years and just when they thought they had finally cracked the “complex” code of this game of chance, someone has come along and told them they were wrong, it actually works in a far more complex […]
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Whoah! Check Out This Rare ‘Goblin Shark’ They Caught [Image]
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Imagine something crossed between the Loch Ness Monster and a lantern fish with those giant cage-like teeth… got it? I promise you, what these fisherman pulled from the dark depths of the Gulf of Mexico is more beastly and freakish than the image in your head. Patience, I shall reveal the horror shortly. Like most […]
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Obama The Comedian At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner [Video]
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Now this is our kind of president! Publically mocking the failures of his policies and generally showing us that no one is too big or too serious for a gentle roasting from good old Barack. The U.S. president and first lady annually host a dinner for all the big wigs of the media, studded with […]
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Terrifying Video Shows Circus Acrobat High-Wire Collapse [Video]
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
We’ve all wondered how trapeze artists manage to perform without harming themselves. But it turns out, they actually do. Check this out.
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You’re Not Allowed To Take Selfies When You Vote
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Here we go again. Just when you thought that taking a selfie was starting to become a little less fun than when this recreational activity was first conceived by a bored human spending way too much time on their mobile cellular device, the selfie made a come back! The latest trend world-wide in the selfie-related […]
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SA’s Own Wikileaks? New Website To Publish Stories Editors Avoid
02 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
How often do you hear someone say something outlandish and justify it with the right to freedom of expression? The new Secrecy Bill in South Africa does make this somewhat challenging for media houses and journalists who have views that don’t 100% support the ruling party. For all of you who agree with the likes […]
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Local Big Brother Has Full-On Sex Scenes Without Condoms [Image]
02 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Big Brother Mzansi contestants Mandla and Lexi have yet again decided that fornication on national television is a normal thing with in which to partake. We think that if you are going to do something like this, you might as well just make a porno. At least make it lucrative for yourself, right? The outcry […]
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Tate Britain Opens Nymphomania Display
30 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Nymphomania, for those of you who do not know, does not specifically refer to the insane and uncontrollable desire for sex. It’s quite gender-specific actually. In the late 19th century, Nymphomania was a mental-illness diagnosed to woman who had what would by todays standards just be a regular sexual appetite. So what would happen is […]
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America Gripped By 4-Year-Old’s Near Death Account Of Heaven And Angels
30 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Colton Burpo is a special child. At the age of 4 his appendix burst and doctors told his father Todd, that his toddler would not survive. Did we mention that the Burpo family are devout Christians? What happens next is one of those things that would make Richard Dawkins pretty agitated and has the Bible […]
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Sports Minister Says We Won’t Send Black Swimmers To The Olympics “To Drown In The Pool”
30 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Oh dear Mbalula, what have you said now? It looks like an apology by the ANC to yet ANOTHER African country will need to be made after this guy went and said something rather embarrassing. Again. On Tuesday, Fikile Mbalula who is our country’s Minister of Sport and Recreation, sat at a meeting with some […]
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Do Airplanes Offload Toilet Waste Into The Air? (+ Another 6 Interesting Air Travel Facts)
30 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Aeroplane travel. Most of us safely assume that because planes have been built by ENGINEERS and that pilots have spent a million hours completing flight school that we must be in good hands. Right? Actually what happens in the cabin of an aeroplane is not always as sanitary and efficient as you may think. There […]
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The NBA Has Punished Donald Sterling HARD For His Racist Comments
30 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The NBA‘s Clippers Team owner, Donald Sterling, no longer owns his own team. Shame. NBA commissioner Adam Silver made this call and banned poor old Donald from his own team because apparently Donald is racist and Adam is not. Let us explain: Sterling made some pretty outlandishly racist comments, which were then recorded and published […]
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Everything You Want To Know About George Clooney’s Fiancee [+ Gallery]
29 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Amal Alamuddin is undoubtedly unique in terms of the ‘type’ George Clooney has previously been known to date. Looking at Clooney’s history of models/actresses/waitresses, it safe to say that Amal is the cream of the crop. The couple first stepped out in the public eye last October – and now it is rumoured that the […]
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Smashed Spice Girls Stumble Out Of Posh’s 40th Birthday Bash [Gallery]
29 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Oh dear. It’s so easy to forget just how quickly time flies when one discovers that Victoria Bekham, the former Spice Girl known as ‘Posh Spice’ recently celebrated her 40th birthday at the Arts Club in Mayfair. Victoria doesn’t seem to phased by her near ancient age however. In fact this horrifyingly-hot-considering-birthing-four-kids former pop-star decided […]
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MASSIVE Security Flaw: Either Upgrade From Windows XP Or Switch
29 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
On the weekend yet another alert was issued by Microsoft over their browser , Internet Explorer. If you are one of those individuals who makes use of the interwebs using a version of the browser that falls between Internet Explorer 6 and Internet Explorer 11, then you are at risk. Quite annoyingly, over 25% of internet users fall into […]
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Chinese Company 3D Prints House
29 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Trust the Chinese to do something quicker, faster and more efficiently. Worker bees that they are. So what the industrious Orientals have managed to do this time, is literally build ten one-storey houses in a DAY by using 3D printing technology. The 3D printers in question are massive, being10 meters (33 feet) wide and 6.6 […]
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25 Dead Cats Found Hanging From Tree In New York
29 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Wow. So a few things come to mind here: Ritual Satanic sacrifice or a bad acid trip being on the top of the list. Last Wednesday morning a pretty grizzly discovery was made in a vacant parking lot in Yonkers, New York. At least 25 dead cats which had been placed in plastic shopping bags […]
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Radical Footage Shows Fresh Violence In Ukraine [VIDEO]
29 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A rally of Kiev government supporters in eastern Ukraine devolved into a melee on Monday when the march was attacked by pro-Russia militants. Prior to the attack, the pro-Kiev marchers shouted “Donetsk is Ukraine” while waving Ukrainian flags. The marchers were making their way through the city of Donetsk when they were charged by attackers armed with baseball bats and fire-crackers.
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Now We Know Why Kim Jung Un’s People Are Always Taking Notes Around Him
25 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
You may have noticed that pretty much every photo of Kim Jong Un talking to someone involves Kim talking, and the other guy taking notes. What the heck is going on there?
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1160 Murdered King’s Coffin Opened – This Is What They Found
25 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Archaeologists have opened the coffin of Swedish king Erik IX, who was murdered in 1160, to examine his DNA. While that in itself is pretty awesome, the stuff they found inside his casket was better.
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‘Hijacked’ Virgin Plane Forced To Land In Bali
25 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
An attempted hijacking aboard a Virgin Australia flight bound for Bali has failed, with the plane successfully grounded by the pilots at the intended destination.
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Jack White Made A Record In 4 Hours
23 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Moat of us think of the process of recording a world-class in-studio album as being, well, a lengthly process. Right? apparently not if your name is Jack White. In the most stupefying manner, it has come out that this prodigy did in fact write and record an entire album in 4 hours. This is in fact […]
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Couple Lets Internet Name Their Daughter – This Was The Result
23 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Oh what people do for a taste of a bit of fame on the interwebs these days. Sigh. Stephen and Alysha McLaughlin, from Canada had a baby. It was a girl. So , as one does, they went online and asked the people of Earths internet-using community to put their heads together and name their bundle […]
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Latest Loch Ness Monster Sighting On Apple Maps [PIC + VIDEO]
22 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A group of Loch Ness Monster enthusiasts say they’ve sighted the legendary Scottish beast via satellite images on Apple Maps, which is the same app that has a large portion of the internet dedicated to recording the many hilarious instances of its failure.
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Dramatic Footage Of South Korea Ferry Rescues [VIDEO]
17 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Four people are confirmed dead, and the death toll is expected to rise, with hundreds of passengers still missing after a ferry carrying close to 500 people capsized in South Korea. Dramatic footage showing the search and rescue effort by the South Korean coast guard has been released.
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New York’s ‘Smallest Penis’ Competition Will Take Place June 14
17 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Expect to see a lot of over-compensation by poorly endowed men in Brooklyn on June 14, as the ‘Smallest Penis Contest’ is back in New York for the second year.
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Wu-Tang Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Penis And Jumps Off Balcony [VIDEO]
17 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
On Wednesday, a rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was taken to hospital after surviving a suicide attempt. He jumped off a second storey apartment balcony after cutting off his penis – for real.
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