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Radical Footage Shows MH17 Crash Site Moments After Event [Video]
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is not normal. Russians have captured the aftermath of the MH17 crash, on video. There’s even running commentary for all you Russians out there.
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SERIOUS WARNING: The World Is Running Out Of Chocolate
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If the world runs out of chocolate we can also eliminate the idea of women ruling the world, because it would literally be unstoppable war over the last few bars of mint Aero.
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New Bill Will Let 12 Year Olds Have Sex With 14 Year Olds
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As IF kids know what they are doing when they are 12 years old. I hadn’t even had my first kiss yet, and Parliament is discussing the sexual relationships of teenagers! Sigh.
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Here’s The Letter Tania Clarence Wrote To Her Husband After Killing The Twins
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Between killing her twin boys and daughter Olivia, Tania Clarence wrote her husband Gary a letter, explaining the reasoning behind her actions…
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George W Bush And Bill Clinton Are Having A Bromance On Instagram And Twitter
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
George and Bill have been hash-tagging the daylights out of one another on social media, proclaiming all sorts of brotherly things. Clearly they are great buddies.
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Woman Smothered Disabled Children With Nappy ‘So They Would Not Smell Her’
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
What would you do if your three children would die before you? Would the stress of life get to you? Would you go so far as to do this to your own family?
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“Zuma Is A Criminal” – Chaos Erupts In Parliament [Video]
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
The people who are trying to run our country had a progress filled day in the National Assembly yesterday. The first part of the morning was an argument, and then police had to be called in…
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There’s A Tiger On The Loose Near Paris And Disneyland [Video]
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In a scene that can only be described as something from the film Madagascar, a tiger is wandering the streets of a French town, possibly in search of penguins to help it get back to Asia.
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This Is Why The US Will Struggle To Catch The ISIS Leader
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst the major ISIS headlines have slowed down a bit, the group is still out there, outsmarting and outwitting the US. They could almost turn this into a game of Survivor… Let’s see who outplays whom.
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Ex Marketing Director Of Red Bull SA Publishes Fantasy Novel – Book Signing This Weekend
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This South African marketing guru has taken to the idea of following his dreams and writing his first book – and it’s not about marketing. Enter “Return To Lemuria”, a new fantasy novel for the summer.
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“Who The Hell Are You Talking To?” Watch Parliament’s Deputy Speaker Completely Balls It Up [Video]
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When in the National Assembly, it seems participants should be reduced to school children and have to hold the “talking stick”. Also, language should be kept to a respectful level.
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This Is How That Mall Fist Fight Started
13 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
After what happened, these two men should be made to go on a picnic together and play board games and do calming origami. Then they should hug it out.
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Japan Has A Problem With Smartphone Zombies – Surely Cape Town Is Next?
13 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Never mind the world being taken over my the zombie apocalypse, it’s mobile phones we need to worry about. Mine reminds me of everything, spells for me, takes me places. Long live the smartphone.
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Local Company Has Brilliant Invention To Keep Sharks At Bay
13 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I got asked last night if I like to surf. I blamed that I don’t because the water in Cape Town is far too cold (which it is). The real reason? Those pesky little creatures from Jaws. NOT a fan.
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Window Cleaners Dangling From World Trade Center After Cable Snaps [Video]
13 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Watching the video will most probably give you a little case of vertigo, so hold on to your seat tightly. Also, I don’t mind that my first floor windows are dirty for eternity. Nothing a little rain won’t wash off.
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Black Guy Knocks Out White Guy At Cape Quarter Mall – Gets Knocked Out [Video]
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
What is this world coming to? Two men at the Cape Quarter in Greenpoint had a little dispute over at the the ATM. No, one wasn’t trying to steal from the other…
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Internet Goes Mad As Putin Offers China’s First Lady A Blankie [Photo + Video]
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If this was a deed of chivalry, then it certainly did not go down very well. But maybe they don’t like chivalry over in the East? I love it. If I never have to open another door again I’ll be happy.
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This Elderly Brit ‘War Hero’ Wore Too Many Medals And Got Busted As A Fraud
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This poor old guy. He was just trying to score brownie points with his lady. Sadly, he was not as fast as Leo DiCaprio and he got caught.
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Rubber Bullets Fly As EFF’s Attempted ‘Malemaville’ Land Grab Gets Messy
12 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There were fun and games happening up in Tshwane on Monday. They even had rubber bullets. But would we expect anything less from something involving the EFF?
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Twitter Outrage Over Calvin Klein ‘Plus-Sized’ Model
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Calvin Klein decided to use a model with some meat on her bones, and has had to endure an international Twitter outrage towards them. All because people can’t read properly.
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This Is What Happens When You Call An Idols Contestant Useless
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Remember that movie Pay It Forward, with the kid who could see dead people and Kevin Spacey, where they do good for other people? Yes. We should all apply that theory to our lives.
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Steve Hofmeyr Says Woolworths Sponsors Him (Which They Deny)
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Steve Hofmeyr should do what ostriches do and bury his head in the sand for a few months, until all this drama dies down a bit.
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Chad Le Clos’ New Line Of Swimwear Is UNBELIEVABLE! [Video]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Yoh, who knew that little face from the 2012 Olympics would be dazzling your computer screen two years later? At least he had the decency to keep his shirt off again…
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Afrikaans M&G Journalist Takes Massive Swipe At Steve Hofmeyr
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Good. Someone should have done this months ago and shoved it in Steve’s face. I hope he gives it a good read and stops all his nonsense on Twitter. Go plant some trees and save the planet instead.
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Oscar Pistorius Appeal Hearing Date Set
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So, we know the NPA is not happy with the sentencing Judge Thokozile Masipa handed down to Oscar – and YAY the appeal date has been set.
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Ferrari Secretly Made Right-Hand-Drive Ferrari F40s For A Special Client
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I am not exactly up to speed with the car world, but I know I would not say no to a Ferrari. Or seven Ferraris. I could do a whole lot with seven…
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Listen To This Phone Call Between Ronald Reagan And Maggie Thatcher [Audio]
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It is not nice when someone invades one of your countries without telling you. But at least once it was done, Reagan and Thatcher had a little chat.
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Go, Elon! Musk Has Grand Plans For Global Internet Access
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Elon Musk, the billionaire behind Tesla and SpaceX, is considering plans to launch a “constellation” of satellites that will deliver Internet access around the world.
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Oh Dear, Cell C Is Very Angry About That Guy’s Rude Roadside Banner
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Cell C is in a blind panic about The Banner that has been hanging proudly for almost five days. Why don’t they just go take it down themselves?
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They Reckon This ‘Lost Gospel’ Proves Jesus Married A Prostitute And Had Two Kids
10 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A thousand year old manuscript “proves” the holy messiah was also a husband and a father.
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