Let’s all count our blessings we don’t currently reside in the Ukraine. It is getting all kinds of messy that side as rebel and Ukrainian forces clash violently on the streets.
As we slowly come to terms with the farce that was SONA we can take some solace in the fact that we are not alone. Turkey, it seems, also enjoy a little parliamentary brawl.
The headline states that there are pictures of Candice Swanepoel in a wet t-shirt, why are you even reading this blurb?
Remember that time you saw the old school bully flipping burgers at McDonald’s and you did about ten inside fist pumps? Well there’s no such happy ending here.
It’s usually pretty funny lagging at one of your mates when he doesn’t handle his weed too well. This, however, ain’t all that funny and I actually feel a little sorry for Mr Snow.
You’re probably aware that SAA have been receiving some serious bailout money from the state treasurer of late. One man, TravelStart’s CEO, isn’t at all surprised.
Graeme Smith has officially confirmed he is getting a divorce after four years of marriage. Chin up Biff.
The next time your child is in a heap of tears on the bedroom floor because of a bad hair day or her sticky-out ears, show her the story of this girl.
Yo, designers and creatives, why not take a break from grooming your beards and shopping at thrift stores no one else knows about and head to the Design Indaba 2015? This year promises to be pretty epic.
Yep, they’re back. Watch some smooth criminals fleece a jewellery store in Jozi with extreme precision. Of course waving a gun around also helps.
If you were to list the jobs you might think Pope Francis had growing up I’m pretty sure bouncer would be right down the bottom. Alas, we know he likes to spring a surprise on us now and again.
Chelsea fans in the stadium…cheer Didier Drogba’s every touch and talk about him with a sense of reverence. Chelsea fans on the tube…behave like racist buffoons. Oh the irony.
When it comes to parenting everyone has their own take on what makes or breaks a child. The ‘father’ of our nation, ol’ Jacob to the Zuma, could well do with learning a few of these handy tips.
Here is Mmusi Maimane speaking some great words of wisdom and explaining to the general public why Zuma is not the great man everyone seems to think he is.
I keep imagining a lovely luncheon at the Saxon in Joburg, and my guest list is purely Julius Malema. It would be great to know where he is heading with all this…
This list doesn’t make for pretty viewing ladies and gentlemen. The only plus side? You can now cross a few destinations off that list of places you can’t wait to visit.
Video has surfaced of the Copenhagen gunman taking part in a kick-boxing match against a Danish opponent. Unfortunately he was not rendered incapacitated and the rest is history.
Hidden cameras always reveal the truth, even if sometimes it is of the unwanted type. But at least it makes us aware as to what’s going on in the world.
Tony Leon shares his thoughts on last week’s SONA reality show. The good news is that we’re apparently not in our darkest hour yet…
So this crazy Slovenian man just made ski jumping history when he smashed the world record for longest jump. Seriously, all he is missing is a cape.
With stories of Oscar still spending days crying in his cell, things are certainly starting to take a turn for the better, relatively speaking.
We’ve all dreamt of the ATM machine malfunctioning and spewing out notes like there’s no tomorrow. One gang of cyber-criminals are living that dream, for now at least.
The impartial white-shirted security forces who were responsible for the ejection of EFF members at Thursday’s SONA may not been so impartial after all. Shock, horror.
Putin has been in power for over a decade and he is personally reaping the benefits of Russia’s growing economy. Honestly, are he and Zuma giving each other tips?
What a ruckus the SONA was. You have to laugh at it to keep your sanity. That or you’re going to drown yourself in a bathtub with a bottle of vodka and your ex’s leftover oxycontin.
It is what everyone dreams about in Cape Town – owning your very own seaside home where you can watch the sunset from you bed or bath or loo.
Sometimes ignorance is bliss and, after some of the terms of South Africa’s nuclear deal with Russia have come to light, I might be inclined to agree.
And the name-calling train rolls on, gathering steam with each day as our politicians take to name-calling, mud-slinging and behaving with a distinct lack of class.
As much as I like banking with HSBC, I still do not understand why they cannot get me a new bankcard. It’s probably because they are busy helping rich people get richer…
We all expected some updates on Oscar P this Valentine’s Day, and here they are! *Cue round of applause from his biggest fan, The Granny*