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World
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Yu! The Western Cape Government Is Cancelling Their Cape Times Subscriptions
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The past few days have been less than stellar for the Cape Times as they have come under fire from politicians. Now they are set to lose a whole whack of subscribers.
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The Scathing Attack By British Press On Their Cricket Team You’ve Been Looking For
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
I cant quite put my finger on why I enjoy seeing England fail at sports but I am not alone in enjoying their demise, of that I’m sure. This writer’s attack on their cricket team will make you chuckle.
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Vice Magazine’s Interview With Barack Obama – Discussing Weed And More [Video]
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Barack Obama took some time off from getting attacked by Republicans to sit down with Vice News and touched on all the issues getting Americans riled up.
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What If Your Wife Secretly Used Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Sperm For Your IVF Baby?
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There have been some wicked women in the past, most notably Cersei Lannister from GoT. Is this woman right up there with her?
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Remember The Movie Back To The Future – This Is What They Got Right And Wrong For 2015 [Infographic]
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With the launch of a new Apple product every 0.002 seconds it’s quite the wonder why we haven’t got to the last few on this ‘Back to the Future’ list.
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This Is The SA Diamond That Should Sell For R300 Million
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Boys, if you have R300 million to spare and are planning on getting engaged anytime soon, then here’s a diamond that will guarantee a ‘yes’ for you.
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Yesterday’s Drama On The C/O Long And Strand – Gunshots, Citizen’s Arrest And More [Video]
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Looks like the people of Cape Town are getting so used to robberies and heists that we can now easily take matters into our own hands…
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What Exactly Is Going On At Gardens Shopping Centre??
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Those of us lucky enough to live in the fair Cape have probably come across the Gardens Shopping Centre at one time or another. It seems something is going on around them parts these days.
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Local Surgeons Overwhelmed by Global Requests For New Penises
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Men from around the world are sending requests our way after last week’s announcement of the first successful penile transplant. The queue, however, is growing longer.
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Facebook Has New Rules For What You Can And Can’t Post – Here Are Some Examples
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Facebook have come out and clarified a few nagging issues regarding what is acceptable to post on the social media site. You can, of course, get a little creative and bend some rules.
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Lunatic On A Plane [Video]
17 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Look, I understand if after 11 hours on a flight you are desperate for a ciggie, but unfortunately you just need to hold it in. Not this lady. Especially on a 150 minute flight.
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You Can Buy Haunted Dolls Online – If You Have The Bucks
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
If you’re looking to piss some of your hard-earned money down the toilet look no further. Ah, internet, you never cease to amaze us.
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4 Things You Don’t Want To Know About Microwave Popcorn
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Sorry guys, we need to talk about your microwave popcorn. No one is going to yank it out of your buttery fingers but maybe we should make a few minor adjustments.
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This Pastor Wants His Congregation To Buy Him A Gulfstream G650 Jet [Video]
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When one travels the world spreading the gospel it is important to ensure you arrive safely – and in style, like a boss, with churchgoers money funding your latest jaunt.
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Some People Are Getting Upset About Helen Zille’s Market
16 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Helen Zille did a very nice thing for the people of Cape Town by giving us her front lawn on Saturdays, so why are people getting irate?
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Lolly And Radovan’s Supercars Go Under The Hammer – Check Them Out
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
It is no secret that both of these men managed to amass a rather sizeable fortune, and like most hot-blooded males they weren’t shy of spending it on some expensive wheels.
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Latest US Tycoon Murder Case Gripping The Nation
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
In what may be one of the longest overdue arrests of all time a US real estate tycoon has been taken into custody for murder. Seriously, every detail of this story is scarcely believable.
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Apparently This Braai Is The New Trend In Braaiing
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Beer, check, Boerie, check. Salad, optional. We love a good braai around these parts and more and more people are joining the gas braai revolution.
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High Demand For Penis Donors In South Africa
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Doctors are ready to operate on those in need of a new member after last week’s successful penile transplant was announced. All they need now is a few more donors on board.
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Zuma And His Generators – You Can’t Laugh About It More Than This Guy [Video]
16 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is the best way to start your week: a bit of hysterical laughter. This guy clearly cannot handle it right now (whatever it is – I don’t know if they get load shedding in Latin America).
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People Are Going Mental For This App At SXSW
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
There’s a new app in town and some people are spending more time using it than checking Facebook. Wow, that’s when you know you have cracked it.
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Marli And Henri Can Expect A R200 Million Inheritance
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
There’s no amount of money that can bring back your family, but at least we can rest easy in the fact that Marli van Breda (and Henri, perhaps) stand to be well looked after financially.
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The World’s First Successful Penis Transplant Just Happened In Cape Town
13 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
A big, hard, woody congratulations to those at the University of Stellenbosch who today confirmed the world’s first successful penile transplant.
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Surely You Can’t Serve Chocolate Ice Cream Like That?
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s cool that restaurants these days want to be creative in how they present their food but some folks out there are taking this art form a little too far.
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Haunting Photos Of Nazi Germany’s Abandoned Olympic Village
13 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Olympic Games are so much fun – we get to watch from the safety of our homes or the pub and marvel and the newly built structures. Here’s the post-mortem though…
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Stunning New Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Shoot
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We don’t really need to say too much more do we? Your Friday treat awaits.
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When Is It Enough? Google CFO’s Resignation Letter Goes Viral
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 2 Comments
I am always confused when I hear stories about wealthy 80-year-olds still working. So when should you take the plunge and spend your money doing what you love? Ask this guy.
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Rare Photos From Inside Osama Bin Laden’s “Lair”
13 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The man who was the world hide-and-seek champion from 2001 until 2011 wasn’t always an evil, murderous man. Jokes, of course he was. Here are some pics of the younger Osama.
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Surely Not? Coffee Machine And Capsules For Under R1500
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know you’re not a morning person and need your cuppa before you can even consider facing the world. That’s fine, but get your kicks in the comfort of your own home and everyone’s a winner.
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Oh Dear – Things Are Not Going Well For Oscar Pistorius
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
Things are not looking to bright for Oscar at the moment. Judge Masipa at her best.
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