It’s usually pretty soon after your car battery splutters its last breath that the finger pointing starts – who left the lights on? Chill out people, there’s a new gadget in town and it’s a versatile number.
We’ve heard plenty of late about youngsters being intercepted on their way to Syria. Now we have official confirmation of the first South African to die fighting alongside ISIS.
Uber has grown from strength to strength in its so far short lifetime, and this new headquarters is going to house all the brains behind the brand.
As South African officials clamour to deny any wrongdoing during the 2010 World Cup bid it seems cracks are beginning to appear. First to break ranks was Danny Jordaan.
We could all use a laugh after yesterday’s Nkandla news, and it being a Friday and all we thought we’d treat you to some poetic brilliance.
With America practically attacking poor Sepp Blatter (god, what a name, I love saying it) he is almost surely looking around for a few people to take his side…
Look at that face. It baffles me that people can go around killing these animals. I hope this little calf has a very happy life and one day tramples a poacher.
Whilst the indictment served by the US is yet to name exactly which South African officials were dishing out bribes, we may be closer to the truth.
Ah the infamous “Granny Panty”. They can be terrifying, but in all honesty, if no one is going to be undressing me, I don’t see the problem.
Life’s great mysteries – what happened at Roswell, why is every picture of the Loch Ness monster blurry and where do the holes in Swiss cheese come from? Here’s one of those taken care of.
You spend hours watering the thing, protecting it from moles and praying you avoid the growing piles of dog deposits – why must having a lawn be such a drag?
Of all the countries in the world why is it that the US is coming at FIFA the hardest? There couldn’t be some kind of ulterior motive could there?
There are some people in life you can take chances with, but when it’s the richest woman in Europe, I would suggest you don’t. This man has learned the hard way…
Sometimes you really do have to marvel at the wonder of nature. Japan boasts a rather impressive list of active volcanoes and Mount Shindake was the latest to step up.
Looks like the residents of Philippi have been partying up a storm this week, throwing petrol bombs in celebration of still having no running water.
Looks like there will be some backslapping tonight after the Police Minister declared Zuma will not have to pay back a single cent for Nkandla. Oh, and about that fire pool.
As temperatures continue to soar across India, many of the country’s poor and elderly have succumbed to the extreme conditions. Some roads have even begun to melt.
He has a reputation for being somewhat outspoken, and Fikile Mbalula did not disappoint during his stone-cold denial of the allegations against South Africa’s 2010 World Cup bid.
Ah, there are some friends I would love to send this special message of love to, if only so that they put their phone down at the dinner table. I may actually keep it on hand…
If you look at the barely-there bikinis of today, it’s a wonder that they evolved from swimsuits of 100 years ago. Really, they are two different things.
It’s embarrassing enough being caught in the midst of a massive corruption scandal, but it’s even worse when you need help to pay your own bribes.
Piers had the knives well and truly sharpened yesterday when he unleashed an insult-laden attack on FIFA’s top dog. Tell us what you really think Piers.
The ANC has absolutely nailed this new bill on the head and unless some seriously free contraception is handed out, we’re going to see a lot of kids ruining their lives.
What if I told you there was a drug that could make you smarter overnight – is that something you might be interested in? Of course you would, and so is Silicon Valley.
The South African political landscape has really descended into a free-for-all, although the latest attacks on Jacob Zuma are taking things to the next level.
It’s time to pop open the good stuff and the thirsty crowd gathers. No pressure, but if you botch this there will be many unhappy faces pointed in your direction. Here’s how you nail it.
We’re getting quite used to hearing Jacob Zuma enjoy a chuckle at our expense in parliament, but should he really be cracking jokes about Nkandla?
There is nothing that kills holiday planning more than stringent visa regulations. They can take the fun out of day-dreaming about snowmen and Disney World and the Eiffel Tower. But, that’s life.
My enduring memory of my grandfather is of a wonderfully cantankerous old man pulling up his knee-high socks and muttering obscenities. My grandfather wasn’t the architect of apartheid however.
If this doesn’t make you appreciate the incredible doctors we have in this country then I don’t know what will – this is a proudly South African moment, me thinks.