I marvel at videos like this. Not because of the obvious fact that the guy looks like a raging porn star, but more because of the fact that we did not realise it at the time. I remember watching Body Beat, the early morning TV exercise show in the late 80’s, with a straight face. […]
This is a terribly clever video which some of you will get and some of you won’t. It’s unfortunate that some people I’ve shown didn’t get it, but I know that won’t be the case with you – because you’re a 2oceansviber. You’re smart, right? So the video is a made-up trailer for a film […]
I heard this song on the so called “radio” the other day and I remember thinking how shit it was. Of course I was referring to the actual tune, rather than the message – which has to do with begging people not to phone – something I agree with and am somewhat outspoken about.. It […]
God, how emboerrissing! “Pistol” Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi ended up at each other’s throats during a Haiti charity event in California this weekend. 16,000 people turned up to support the action, which included a doubles match with Pete Sampras and Roger Federer on one side, and Andre Agassi and Rafael Nadal on the other. […]
This is probably the one you were looking for. Footage of Lance Armstrong at the beginning of the Argus, having a coffee with his team mate, trying to ignore the cops and manic fans all around. Followed by the start, the finish, and Lance hopping into a helicopter and disappearing into the sky. Because that’s […]
This article and song is dedicated to all the people out there who have joined the movement to never answer unknown or private numbers on our cellphones. Ok check it out – have you heard bout the rapper by the name of Busy Signal? Absolutely no problem if you haven’t. Grab a seat and let […]
“Not bad, not bad at all..” That’s what I said to myself as I watched this little music video by a local band, based in Mpumalanga. Their explicit song about Jacob Zuma starts off: “My prezident’s a pimp, without the pink suit, with an appetite to take a bite out of the forbidden fruit.” The […]
Available soon at Digicape Apple debuted its new iPad commercial during Sunday night’s 2010 Academy Awards telecast, sparking immediate buzz on Twitter and leading tech blogs. Tech blog Mashable posted a picture from earlier in the evening showing Apple CEO Steve Jobs on the red carpet Sunday at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood. Jobs is […]
You might not know what a “Rube Goldberg Machine” is, so I’ll tell you. “A Rube Goldberg machine is a deliberately over engineered machine that performs a very simple task in a very complex fashion, usually including a chain reaction. The expression is named after American cartoonist and inventor Rube Goldberg.” I think Rube was […]
So I was leaving Cavendish Square on Friday after a thoroughly enjoyable Chunky Chicken Wrap at Sumo, which was preceeded by an awesome session Guest Speaking to the UCT Business Science Honours students. A good day, all in all.. That was until I drove out of the Cavendish Square car park. I joined the spiral […]
So some of you are probably aware of the vibe that Minki van der Westhuizen has been throwing around town – that she wants to be a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl. It started a few months back if I remember correctly. I was getting messages passed on by friends and friends of friends. “Is it possible?” […]
I’ve only really been compelled to break out into song in the Sea Point Spar, home to thousands upon thousands of overseas models living in the area. Not to mention Luba Shumeyko‘s twin (damnit!) sister, who often shops in the very same store. They practice their ramp walks down the isles, as we, mere mortals, […]
The marketers and advertisers out there have tried all sorts of methods to get horny youngsters to wear a condom. This is the first time I’ve seen them using graffiti to get the message across. And I think they did a bloody good job. This ad was shown on French TV channels. Reminds me of […]
It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
Iron Mike sends me stuff from time to time. He’s improved a lot, although he has, on more than one occasion, been guilty of the cardinal sin of sending me content that has already featured on 2oceansvibe. Punishable by death, if I so wished. But it’s hard to put out a hit on Iron Mike, […]
I’ve had this for a while so I’m just going to spit it out right now. Rather than watching it rot here on my desktop, next to Adriana Lima (pre-marraige) folder which I can’t bring myself to delete. Check it out – it’s the ACTUAL microphone feed during a Britney concert. ie. the ACTUAL stuff […]
I thought the okes could have been spicing it a bit when I first published that story about Dubai Mall’s Aquarium Springing a leak. That was before I checked this cellphone video of some of yesterday’s action. Check it out: Jesus – that water was coming out FAST!
Seriously, this will blow your mind. Yelle is a French band founded by lead singer and namesake, Yelle and GrandMarnier. The third member, Tepr joined the band before the recording of their debut album. The band came to prominence when they posted an early version of the song “Je Veux Te Voir” on MySpace in […]
Loving these Old Spice ads. If you missed the last one with the guy on the boat, check it out here. But, for now, enjoy this character. I’m fine with that vibe. It’s right up our street. It’s right up your street. This is our street and everyone is up it. [thanks paul]
Some of you were blessed enough to have attended the Just Jinjer concert at Kirstenbosch last night. For those of you who missed it, shame. It was, honestly, one of the best concerts I have ever been to. Seriously, ask Marcus Brain about it. There’s something about being entertained by three people who are not […]
This is the kind of quality we share, here at 2oceansvibe. [thanks ariel]
Here it is. Tiger Woods’ public apology to planet earth, following years and years of bonking many many women. Part 1 Part 2 It’s strange that Tiger did that all on his own and didn’t give his crazy penis a chance to comment. This, from the web’s leading satirical website, The Onion: In an announcement […]
We had an absolute blast yesterday at the Waterfront as the likes of District 9’s Vanessa Haywood, Just Jinjer’s Ard Matthews and scores of fans surrounded Bob’s wooden cage, as Ard serenaded him with their latest single, Milk & Honies. The performance was broadcast live streaming on 2oceansvibe and a big thanks goes out to […]
Seriously. Live At Don Valley Stadium Sheffield 1993. We were THERE, man! Well, not really. Not that is makes a difference when you wrote half the song.. If you’ve got love in your sights Watch out, love bites When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of? Does he […]
We have just learnt that 2oceansvibe Character, Bob Skinstad (TV/Radio personality and former Springbok Rugby Captain) has ben arrested. Bob Skinstad arrested at KFM studios, Cape Town The following footage was sent in (wait for black square and circle to appear. Then wait for circle to stop spinning. Then press play) : Having problems? Try […]
A stunning moment the other night on SuperSport, as ex-Manchester United goal keeper, Gary Bailey discussed Former England football captain John Terry and his game in general. A wry smile shined across Gazza’s face, acknowledging fully the double meaning in his words – what with John Terry’s sexual appetite for his team mate’s girlfriends and […]
God knows how much money Puma had to pay these football hooligans to sing a “poofter” song, but whatever the case it came out bloody brilliantly! You’ll recall the 1997 Billboard #1 hit song called Truly Madly Deeply by Australian Group Savage Garden. So take that song, but get it sung in the same way […]
I watched about 10 minutes of the Golden Globes the other night and, just before I tuned out, I remember catching a shot of annoying actor Brendan Fraser, clapping and carrying on like a lunatic. “What a knob-end,” I thought to myself, as I flicked the station. That was the end of that and I […]
It’s not altogether surprising that former 2oceansvibe Weather Girls model, Genevieve Morton, has been spotted in the newly released US Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. She did absolutely kill it in that episode (here and here) we did in Camps Bay. The 2oceansvibe Weather Girls is the same show which recently featured Peroni model, Landi Swanepoel. […]
The beauty of this Man TV series for me is not the show itself, but more the fact that it is shot in Cape Town; and in Cape Town “everybody knows everybody.” So it’s one thing that we can watch a “reality show” about these guys on TV but I’m more interested in things once […]