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Victoria’s Secret Angels Lip-Synching Katy Perry
25 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can just imagine what it must be like touring with these angels. I would love nothing more than to be one of the girls – prancing around in lingerie and singing pop hits using our hairbrushes as mock-microphones, as we bitch about other lesser models backstage! You gotta see this video – it’s HOT HOT HOT!
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Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters [VIDEO]
24 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Hipster-bashing was a thing on the internet for a while, except then hipsters started doing it to be ironic and the whole thing got sort of uncomfortable for everyone. Except this little gem’s popped up to make it okay again: a fake movie trailer for Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters. From a time when mustaches were sincere.
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Adriaan Bergh Reveals His Real Self [New VIDEO]
23 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 8 Comments
Adriaan Willem Bergh has hit us with yet another video. It’s more of an explanation of his previous masterpiece, in which the auteur explains that there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Right you are, AWB. Adriaan Bergh is the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s get this man on national television, people.
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Youtube’s Ad Of The Year Isn’t The Old Spice Guy
23 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Instead, it’s a video of some dude using a woman and a small child as a seatbelt. Or it’s about hugs. Or maybe they’re saying a woman and child will hug you if you drive a car in Sussex? I’m not totally sure, because the important thing to note here is that somehow this lost […]
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Nicely Done: Blogger Deals With Sexy Airport Searches By Stripping [VIDEO]
22 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Fantastic. Self-described sex blogger, ‘Furrygirl,’ opted to go for a patdown instead of undergoing TSA scanning at a Seattle airport, citing health concerns about radiation; to protest the TSA’s super-invasive new procedures, she stripped down to sexy underwear prior to her interview, and videoblogged the whole thing. Mildly NSFW, but hey, it’s okay if it’s political. […]
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Official Andy Irons Paddle Out Video
19 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
There is a pretty cool tradition recognised by surfers around the world, called a ‘paddle out.’ It is usually performed in recognition or as a memorial to fallen surfers. With the recent untgimely death of surf legend Andy Irons, surfers the world over performed paddle-outs in silent tribute to their fallen brother. Video after the jump.
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The Interview That Made Kanye’s Media Trainer Quit After Three Days [VIDEO]
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’re certainly no stranger to the clustercuss that is Kanye West. We’ve recently discussed the banning of his questionable album cover and now we bring you the interview that caused his media trainer to quit after just three days on the job.
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‘Cowboys & Aliens’ Is Going To Make Cowboys and Harrison Ford Cool Again
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The teaser trailer for Cowboys & Aliens is out. The title may be a little worrisome for you, and maybe you’re afraid that, with Harrison Ford being there, this is going to be some sort of Morning-Glory-esque weep-fest starring Rachel McAdams. I put it to you that this movie is going to be the best thing in your life when it gets released.
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November 18: ‘Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache’ Day
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Movember is a time when men support other men with prostate cancer by growing moustaches. It’s a beautiful thing. But many women, understandably, feel a little left out – how can they offer support? Ideally, they can’t grow moustaches of their own, and fake moustaches are uncomfortable, if not downright insulting. Asylum has the answer: on November 18, ‘women can support the cause by making love to a man with a glorious, wooly mustache.’
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The Inevitable Adriaan Bergh, Mr South Africa Parody [VIDEO]
17 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 11 Comments
It didn’t take long for the inevitable parodies of our Mr South Africa hero, Adriaan Bergh, to start travelling the interwebs. While this latest Mr South Africa wannabe certainly has potential, he unfortunately lacks the fifth and most important characteristic that we look for in a Mr South Africa which is, of course, access to a golf cart.
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Another Creepy Japanese Thing: Holographic Concerts
17 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Hatsune Mikue is an apparently ‘realistic’ holographic singing idol, massively popular in Japan. ‘Sure,’ you might say to yourself, ‘I’m big in Japan too,’ to which I say shut up, that wasn’t funny when your dad said it thirty years ago either. A thing that isn’t real sold out a 25,000-person stadium. This is how the world ends – with hologram designed by a company called ‘Crypton Future Media.’
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What Burns Faster – Android, WinPho 7 Or iPhone 4? [VIDEO]
16 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’ll be honest, it HAS been on my mind. I mean, everyone goes on about battery-life and camera quality and storage space and keyboard use and reception, when everyone is actually, consciously skirting around the real issue at hand – how do they handle on a braai grid? Which one dies first? What happens after that? All revealed after the jump!
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Goldfish Killed It Yesterday [VIDEO & PICS]
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you missed out on the Goldfish show yesterday at Central Park, all I can say is shame. There was simply nothing more important happening yesterday in Cape Town.
The weather – hot, the beer – cold, the bikinis – plentiful, the moustaches – outstanding.
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Inside The Stig Farm [VIDEO]
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Jeremy Clarkson and the Top Gear team give us an exclusive look into what really goes into the making of The Stig. Come and take a tour around the Stig farm and get to see what really goes on behind the scenes as they reveal The New Stig.
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Our Dear Leader – Now In HD (Finally)
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Come on, be honest, the old footage just wasn’t doing it for you. You needed something new, something fresh. Well I tell you what, Kim Jong il has done it for us. He basically brought in a whole squadron of professional videographers and the result is right here – the most MIND-BLOWING video (set perfectly to music) of Kim Jong il’s army – with rockets and everything.
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Never Say No To Panda [VIDEO]
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Fantastically funny ad campaign by Arab Dairy for their Panda Cheese, which doesn’t have anything to do with pandas, but don’t let that get in the way of enjoying these videos.
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Gwyneth’s Nervous Debut At The CMA’s [VIDEO]
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Gwyneth Paltrow gave her first live country music performance at the CMAs, singing the theme song for her upcoming movie, ‘Country Strong’. Is it just me, or does she look a tad nervous? There’s a lot of blinking going on. And let’s not mention the unplugged guitar. Strum it hard, Gwyny!
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The Social Media Sobriety Filter
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: drunk Facebooking ruins lives.
Thankfully the good people at Webroot Software have seen the urgent need to curb this scourge of humanity.
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But How Would Guns & Roses Have Done It? (Whisky Live Festival Part 2 of 3)
12 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Ok I’m not kidding you, there is some quality humour here. Jack Daniel would probably turn in his grave if he knew, but I simply had to get into character and experience Jack Daniels in the way that some of his more wild fans have done (think Guns & Roses..). And so we cruised around […]
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We Live In The Future: Log On To Facebook With Your Face
12 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Researchers at the University of Manchester’s mobile biometry project have put together a demo application that allows people to use voice and face recognition to log in to Facebook, Twitter and Gmail accounts, which is going to be hell for people with a forgettable face.
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Teenage Dream – You Will Never See Anything Like This Again In Your Life
11 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
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I’m Not Sure I Understand Zack Snyder’s New Movie
11 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Zack Snyder, the man behind 300 and Watchmen, has released the trailer for his new film – Sucker Punch. Judging from the trailer, this is a movie about crazy & attractive ladies, dragons, robots, guns, swords and cabaret. My pants just got a little tighter.
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Whisky Live Festival With Jack And Seth (Part 1)
11 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The more awesome of you out there will be aware of the biggest whisky festival in the world, which took place in Cape Town last week. It’s called the Whisky Live festival and I was there. I also had a hip flask and enough Jack Daniels to keep me busy for quite some time. Three […]
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OK Go’s Toasty New Video
10 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Just last week we reported how Myspace was repositioning itself as a “social entertainment platform”. As if to prove us right, they’ve only gone and exclusively previewed the brilliant new OK Go music video featuring 2,430 slices of toast in one of the most epic stop-motion animations I’ve seen in a long time.
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Family Man, Sword Assassin, Jedi [VIDEO]
09 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
According to bladefighting.com, what we have on the left hand side here is “A triangle of Pekiti-Tirsia Kali generations.” And what a wholesome collection of obscure Philippino martial art generations it is. Thus, please enjoy the backyard demonstrations of simulated knife murder, as suffered by cardboard cutouts.
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The Battle Of The Michael Caine Impressions: Steve Coogan vs Rob Brydon [VIDEO]
09 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The BBC has a new show called The Trip, which features two of Britain’s greatest comedians, Gavin & Stacey’s Rob Brydon and Alan Partridge’s Steve Coogan. In this clip, the two try to outdo each other with their Michael Caine impressions and the result is further proof that no one does comedy quite like the Brits.
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Fake Time Travel To Get Out Of The Friend Zone [VIDEO]
09 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
‘So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway’ is pretty descriptive, as titles go. You probably don’t need much more to go by than that. It’s funny and you should watch it. The fireman here knows what I’m talking about.
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George Takei Calls Arkansas Homophobe A Douchebag [VIDEO]
08 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Watch as George Takei calls out former Arkansas School Board member Clint McCance for such charmingly homophobic statements as “I enjoy the fact that [homosexuals] often give each other AIDS and die.” There isn’t any real recovery from being called a douchebag by Captain Sulu.
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Can’t Touch This
08 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
I don’t know about you but I find this to be rather cruel. I admit, I laughed like I was high, but at the same time, you have to think; Do these poor old geysers actually know what they are singing? And they do not look like they want to take their clothes off…[video]
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Found Footage Friday: John Lydon Interview, C.A. ’78
05 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s Friday, you should look at this. A classy young John Lydon walks through London in proto-hipster gear, talking about the disintegration of the Sex Pistols and general punk things. He knew the vibe.
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