My weekend was pretty basic. Saturday was an absolute pleasure as people thought there was too much mist to go to the beach. Thus leaving the entire beach empty for the more intrepid, like myself. It was actually boiling hot with a very light sexual mist in the air. Like that lighting they use when […]
As you might have gathered, I cruised up to Hermanus with The Muse on Friday arvee last week, in lieu of Don Corleone’s 70th birthday being held at Wolff’s Nest on Saturday night. The drive was pretty cool, except for the fact that we had to return to The Safe House about seventy two times […]
It’s not a bad time to be on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and my heart goes out to those of you who recently departed after your holiday on these shores. For those of you who are still here, or those of you who LIVE here, I thought I would remind you of what is going […]
Sunset at The Safe House, 6 October, 18h51. Camps Bay – tonight To be expected, I suppose – after a day like this: Camps Bay – today Nje..
Still wading through the aftermath of the instant fame he received following his well documented delivery/encounter (article here) with a gaggle of hot Camps Bay babes, Brendan, the Butlers Pizza “celebrity driver” is still a very hot commodity. Take it from me! I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting it. Nor did I expect any driver […]
An essential part to being a complete human being, is to possess the ability to cook perfect crispy bacon in a frying pan. I’m going to tell you now, just this once, the easiest way to do so. Crispy bacon – standard stuff in The Safe House MrBreakfast.com got it spot on: […]
My GOD, Saturday was a gorgeous day! I cleverly didn’t over-indulge at Asoka the night before, following the launch of the first Luv Sport TV show. A good night’s sleep and a fresh joint (I went for the pinner – three drags and go) ensured maximum enjoyment of the good weather. I had breakfast scheduled […]
I’m quite pleased with myself. I popped into Carlucci’s yesterday to get a Chunky Chicken Salad and I spotted their range of stovetop espresso makers, as I do every time (always two words, it is never “everytime”). I bit my lip as I grabbed the small Bialetti Moka Express one-man unit from the shelf and […]
Yesterday, Sunday 17 August, 2008, wasn’t too bad. This is the vibe Camps Bay was going for. Visions of the impending summer fuckshow Cappers, nestled comfortably in Table Mountain’s bosom The Gelado from Vida e – one of the first signs of Summer The best way to store kids at the […]