Can I interest you in an ‘Electric Entrepreneur’? It is an Elon Musk-esque travesty, made from a grab bag of contrasting spirits and bitters topped off by a squeeze of Red Bull.
A Cape Flats resident mocked the new tech-driven interventions saying “It’s a bloody joke, to be honest”.
That’s right, you will now be able to see a unique view of Earth in a huge balloon filled with hydrogen or helium.
Did they own a mine, or did Elon claw his way to billionaire-ness with nothing but bursaries and brains to help him? Hell, at this point it’s probably irrelevant.
The move has been condemned by more than 80 companies that said they were ‘dismayed’ by the high court approval of the law.
Things on Earth are heating up. Just the way the aliens like it.
Please do not attempt to smoke the walls, it’s not that kind of hemp.
Black holes are so massive that not even light can escape, which is how you know you’re basically nothing in comparison.
We are playing around with technology that no one is prepared for, and the consequences could be dire.
Geoffrey Hinton, often dubbed the ‘Godfather of AI’, just confirmed that he quit his role at Google last week to speak out about the “dangers” of the technology he helped develop.
Only this dude can say he’s ridden a BMX bike in a skatepark hanging from a hot air balloon.
Talk about a supernova explosion.
While planet Earth has been busy debating the hidden message beneath King Charles’ coronation menu, a privately owned Japanese company, space, has been preparing to land the first-ever robot on the moon.
What in the world is going on when Elon Musk and the Auschwitz-Birkenau State Museum are in a confused spat over a blue tick?
A Danish girl found more than just beercans and bottlecaps when she ventured into a local cornfield.
Are we being prepped for some big alien news in the near future?
Callisto, Ganymede, and Europa are thought to retain vast reservoirs of liquid water under their icy crusts.
That’s right, Elon Musk might have seen your butt.
She spent her time underground exercising, painting, drawing, and knitting woolly hats.
Where a hack is possible, hackers will find a way.
Think password-protected photo albums, a customisable lock screen, a way to edit sent messages and a magic image editing tool.
Maybe we need to pause a bit and think things over before giving the AI version of Charlie Sheen a U-Boat filled with coke and nukes.
Called the Hat, the 13-sided shape can be arranged in tile formation forever and it will never repeat a pattern.
Hum a few bars of ‘I’m a Barbie Girl’, that way you can test their theory.
For all purposes, Dituri’s stay underwater will be very much like being in space, if space was underwater.
“Do we have a lady? Check. Do we have a black person? Affirmative. Do we have all the woke boxes checked for history-making and viral fame? It’ll do.”
Don’t tell us you didn’t think of horse racing and the Lotto when everyone began salivating over the seemingly endless possibilities of AI.
But before you decide ‘klippies en coke’ is your new winter tipple, the company has no intention of putting actual cocaine into their beverages.
Sure, the reality of a mass cordyceps outbreak is far-fetched, but since a 61-year-old man just caught a disease caused by a plant fungus, we might as well stay ahead of the curve.
This does not mean that your kale salad is going to kak you out for eating it, but it may help us understand our chlorophyllic cousins.