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Sport
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Derick Watts And The Sunday Blues Take The Piss At The J&B Met [VIDEO]
03 Feb 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
And it was great. Questions include, “Would you rather have a nipple-sized winky, or winky-sized nipples?” Siv Ngesi also went on record to state that he’d have sex with a horse if he could be certain that no one would ever find out about it.
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Insane GoPro Footage Of Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump Surfaces [VIDEO]
03 Feb 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Keen to watch the GoPro footage of an Austrian falling from 24 miles above the earth? Sure you are. This newly released video shows the first person perspective of Felix Baumgartner’s jump from back in 2012.
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Meet The Billionaires Who Profited From The Most Expensive Olympic Games In History
31 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Athens takes bronze with $15 billion. Beijing gets bumped down to silver with $40 billion. And the gold medal goes to Russia with $50 billion, making the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics the most expensive Olympics ever. Let’s meet a couple of Russia’s wealthiest individuals responsible for the bill.
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Stop The Presses! We Have Tickets To Nitro Circus For YOU! [COMPETITION]
31 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 24 Comments
Do you even know what Nitro Circus is? Do you even KNOW? Watch these videos, get up to speed, and then win yourself some tickets. Get inside. Go on.
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Keen To Win R75,000? Check Out This Weekend’s Sporting Roundup
30 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s your last chance to place a bet in January, and we’re back in rugby territory, friends. With the 6 Nations set to kick off and the English Premier League entering crunch stages, we have some exciting betting action lined up for you. There’s also a small matter of the Bonanza Pot, where every bet has odds of 750 to 1. Yep, that’s for real. Check it out inside.
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Schumacher Is Coming Out Of His Artificial Coma
30 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
French newspaper L’Equipe has reported that Michael Schumacher is waking gradually from his artificially induced coma and is responding positively to treatment. The seven-time F1 champion has been in a artificial coma since 29 December, and has started the phase of gradual awakening this week. However, after five weeks in a medically induced coma, there are […]
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Cyclist Tells Driver He’s In The Cycling Lane – Gets Punched In The Face [VIDEO]
30 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
Well this certainly isn’t going to do much good for global cyclist/motorist relations. Commuting by bicycle is becoming increasingly common in London (and Cape Town, for that matter), and the city has responded over the course of the last decade by installing dedicating bicycle lanes parallel to traffic. And that’s the place where confrontation between motorists […]
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Skatekour – Skateboarding On Brooklyn’s Rooftops Is Scary [VIDEO]
30 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Showing the middle finger to gravity, these skateboarders have taken over the rooftops of NYC. Enjoy the resulting footage taken from the film ‘Tengu: God of Mischief’.
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Win Tickets To See Waisale Serevi, Carlos Spencer, Percy Montgomery And More At The 2014 Cape Town 10’s [COMPETITION]
28 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 8 Comments
The sixth annual Nokia Cape Town Tens, currently the biggest tens tournament in the world, will take place at Hamilton’s Rugby Club, on 7th and 8th February 2014, with 100 rugby teams participating, including an international Rugby Legends team. Click to win tickets!
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Shame: Chelsea Fans Freak Out Over Players That Don’t Exist [VIDEO]
28 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Unsuspecting Chelsea fans were interviewed about a couple of potential signings to their club. Football fans always seem to have their two cents to add when it comes to their favourite team – pity that all the players were made-up.
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The Mayor Of Sochi Claims There Are No Gay People In Sochi – For Real
28 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The mayor of the host city of the 2014 Winter Olympics has claimed the whole city is straight during an interview with the BBC. The same reporter had drinks at a Sochi gay bar the previous night. Go figure.
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The Ozzie Open Women’s Winner’s Speech Was Hilarious [VIDEO]
28 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Chinese tennis star, Li Na stole the spotlight after she won the Australian Open on Saturday, 25 January, in Melbourne, Australia. Breaking the monotony that often tinges sport acceptance speeches, Li banged out a barrage of classic one liners such as: “Max my agent thanks a lot, you are making me rich.” “My husband, he […]
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Formula 1’s Brand New Engine Is Sexual [GALLERY]
27 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The new engines that are coming in to Formula 1 this year are ridiculous. So ridiculous, in fact, that Formula 1 has decided not to call it an ‘engine’ but rather, a ‘power unit’.
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An Illustrated Guide To Bicycles [INFOGRAPHIC]
27 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Whether you’ve just taken up a position at a trendy design firm in Woodstock, or recently given up golf to go mountain biking with your colleagues at Deloitte, you’re probably in the market for a bicycle. Everyone is these days – it’s very disconcerting. While we can’t condone every one of your life decisions, we can support you – because we love you unconditionally.
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This Is The Most Delightful Table Tennis Match You’ve Ever Watched [VIDEO]
27 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When one thinks of a table tennis game, an image of a small ball being paddled repetitively over a miniature net hardly brings a smirk to your face. But this match between Jean-Michel Saive and Chuang Chih-yuan at the Tai Ben Invitational, will make you a fan of the sport.
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Drivers Injured But Alive After Brutal Rolex 24 Crash [VIDEO]
27 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Daytona drivers Matteo Malucelli and Memo Gidley are both badly injured from a collision during the Rolex 24 race over the weekend, but seem to be in stable conditions according to the Ferarri and Gainsco teams respectively. Malucelli suffered a “severe cerebral concussion” and remains under observation, whilst Gidley underwent surgery on his left arm and leg. […]
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A Poke In The Eye Means This Guy Will Kill Your Whole Family [VIDEO]
27 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Please meet Master Wong. Unlike some Kung Fu teachers who emphasise patience, discipline and self-defence, all Wong wants is for you to be professional, to understand what you’re doing – and to fuck up that motherfucker.
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Meet Kobus Vermeulen – He Could Be The First South African On Mars [INTERVIEW]
24 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
“Let’s send Kobus to Mars,” is something you will never hear coming out of NASA mission controller’s mouth. The likelihood that a South African would be chosen to go to space, let alone to form a human colony on Mars is not very strong. But through private and public funding, the Mars One Expedition may do just that.
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Rafa Nadal’s Hands Are Falling To Pieces [PICS]
24 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The semi-final match between Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer at the 2014 Australian Open Tennis Grand Slam in Melbourne is currently underway, and Rafael Nadal’s hands are being shredded to pieces.
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Goals Galore In This Weekend’s Sports Preview
23 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
January is almost over, and so is the week. In the multiple this weekend, we have five spicy football games from the FA Cup, the Serie A, and a high-scoring affair from the Bundesliga. FA Cup, Bundesliga, and Serie A: Birmingham vs Swansea Chelsea vs Stoke Wigan vs Crystal Palace Monchengladbach vs Bayern Munich Lazio Roma […]
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Crowd Laughs At Australian Open Women’s Semi-Finalist, As Justin Bieber Shows Support
23 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Genie Bouchard, the up and coming 19-year-old tennis superstar, made easy work of former French Open winner Ana Ivanovic on Tuesday.
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This Typhoon Jet Cockpit Video Will Blow Your Mind [VIDEO]
23 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
God bless the Royal Air force, for they have just given us all the opportunity to sit inside the cockpit of a RAF Typhoon jet.
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GROSS: You Can Make Communal Number Twos At The Russian Winter Olympics [Photos]
22 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Just about how many times have you had to go to toilet mid-conversation with your buddy, only to sit on the toilet and feel desperately alone?
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Michelle Obama Dunks A Basketball And Photobombs Some NBA Pros [VIDEO]
22 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
FLOTUS was crushing apples and throwing down mini-rim dunks with LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Ray Allen and Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra to promote her “Let’s Move!” campaign to end childhood obesity this past week. The first lady, James and Chris Bosh make cameos of their own – photobombing Wade and Allen […]
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Real-Life Cool Runnings – Internet Crowdfunding Sends Jamaican Bobsled Team To The Olympics
22 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This is too good to be true! The Jamaican bobsled team has raised over R1 million on Crowdtilt so they can compete in the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia.
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Two Words: ‘Skateboarding Cat’ [VIDEO]
22 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve seen dogs do it, so why has it taken so long to see a cat on a skateboard?
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Should We Bin The Olympic Games?
22 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Winter Olympics in Russia have not yet begun, but the scandals surrounding the games in Sochi started a while ago. One would think that hosting an international event in a country run by a despotic, homophobic regime would be a bad idea. Washington Post journo, Charles Lane seems to think so – he called the olympics a “corrupt quadrennial exercise.”
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Olympic Build Up: Dutch Speed Skater Flips Competitor The Double Bird [VIDEO]
21 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At the Short Track European Championships, the final proper tune-up before the Winter Olympics, Russia’s Viktor Ahn had defeated the Netherlands’ Sjinkie Knegt in the men’s 5000m team relay. The race wasn’t a close one at all – and Knegt felt he needed to vent some anger. This is how he did it.
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You Won’t Believe What Our Sports Minister Has Labeled Bafana Bafana
21 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Despite a frenzied crowd at the Green Point Stadium on Sunday, Bafana could only muster a single goal in reply to the attacking onslaught that saw Nigeria thump three goals past a lacklustre South African defence. While dejected fans filed out of the stadium, some were vocal about their disappointment – but none were quite as loud as sports minister Fikile Mbalula, who called Bafana’s performance “a disgrace.”
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Brain Specialist: Schumi “Will Not Be Michael Schumacher” If He Wakes Up
17 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
One day after reports emerged that Michael Schumacher might never wake up from his medically-induced coma, a brain surgeon has warned that should Schumacher survive his injuries, his life will be irrevocably changed.
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