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Football/Soccer
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French Sex Tape Blackmail Scandal Rocks World Football
06 Nov 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Some of the French national team’s top players are involved in a sex tape scandal, proving footballers really do have far more money than sense.
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Stretcher Guy Falls And Drops Injured Football Player – Twice [Video]
19 Oct 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When someone gets stretchered off in a rugby match you really do fear the worst. Not so in football, so we shouldn’t feel too sorry for this chap then.
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BREAKING: Sepp Blatter Has Been Suspended
08 Oct 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Ding dong the witch is dead, or at the very least the initial blow has been landed. FIFA are cleaning house and Sepp’s in big kak now.
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The Trailer For Ronaldo’s New Film Is Pretty Sick [Video]
29 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Whether it’s dating supermodels or behaving like a petulant child on the field Cristiano Ronaldo is a headline-grabber par excellence. Now for the movie.
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Horror As Football Ref Pulls Gun Out During Match [Video]
29 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Not content with dishing out yellow and red cards this referee takes things to the next level when players began to get physical.
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Holy Cow – Jose Mourinho’s Daughter Wore Almost Nothing At The GQ Awards
09 Sep 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The daughter of the Special One turned heads when she accompanied him to the GQ Awards in London. Jose looked thrilled with all the attention.
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Sorry, Tom – Adidas Will Not Sponsor Scientologists
20 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It seems like sportswear giant Adidas aren’t exactly fans of Scientology, even going as far as to ban sponsored players from joining the religion. Hit them where it hurts.
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Head Butt Into Throat Grab – Lionel Messi Went A Bit Too Far This Time [Video]
06 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The usually mild-mannered little Argentinian grabbed headlines (and a throat) after becoming involved in a nasty off the ball incident in a friendly against Roma.
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Tokyo Sexwale For FIFA President?
04 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As the race for FIFA’s top seat heats up it looks like one of our own might throw his name into the hat. Good luck Tokyo, competition is stiff.
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“I Don’t Give A Fuck” – Ronaldo Storms Out Of Interview [Video]
04 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It looks like good ‘ol Cristiano isn’t that keen on answering any questions that require more than a cursory answer. This interview went south very quickly.
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This Ozzie Girl Bounced Ronaldo, As His Outrageous Texts Are Revealed
03 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Cristiano Ronaldo might be rolling in the dough and in rather tip top shape but that doesn’t mean he has things all his own way. This Ozzie model shut him down hard.
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José Mourinho’s Tongue Gets The Better Of Him Once Again
30 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
José Mourinho has always liked the sound of his own voice, especially when he is using it to poke jibes at rival managers or football clubs. He might have overstepped this time though.
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The Mind-Blowing Way FIFA’s Vice President Raised $10 Million To Escape Custody
21 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s amazing how deep some people can dig in order to avoid being locked up. Take for example FIFA’s Jeffrey Webb who pulled a few rabbits out of the hat with this one.
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Raining Money – Sepp Blatter Pranked By Comedian At Press Conference [Video]
20 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Congrats on making it through Monday. As a reward you now get to watch a visibly riled Sepp Blatter fall victim to a prank at his press conference in Zurich.
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No Ways! Former Chelsea Footballer Wins R100 Million Lottery
09 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As if playing professional football wasn’t luck enough, this chap has only gone and scooped the big prize in the UK Lotto. To be fair he did have to play for Chelsea so I am sympathetic.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Finds A Phone And Invites The (Sexy) Owner And Her Friends For Dinner
08 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In what may come as a surprise to many, Cristiano Ronaldo did something selfless whilst on holiday in Las Vegas, although we’re still not sure how the evening ended.
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Blatter Might Not Step Down After All
15 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Bloated moron and all-round unpopular football autocrat Sepp Blatter may be having second thoughts about hanging up his presidential boots. Not again Sepp, have mercy.
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Tokyo Sexwale Breaks Ranks From Government On ‘Worrisome’ FIFA Bribe Scandal
15 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The 2010 World Cup ship is well and truly sinking and whilst Fikile and company hang on for dear life, others are inflating the lifeboats. Tokyo first, women and children next.
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Here’s The Hilarious Joke That Led FIFA’s Communications Director To Quit [Video]
12 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
They say the art to telling a great joke is timing, so on that basis alone you have to question the wisdom of one of FIFA’s top dogs. He does have a point though.
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TBT: Remember Five Years Ago Today When We Felt Like Kings [Video+Images]
11 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Something very special began five years ago so you’ll have to forgive us if we take a trip down memory lane. This one might get you right in the feels.
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Whoah: They’ve Suspended 2026 FIFA World Cup Bidding!
10 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As the wheels come off the FIFA machine they have taken the drastic step of suspending the bidding process to host the 2026 tournament. I thought Qatar were going to buy that one as well?
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Cheers Sepp – FIFA Has Set A Date For Electing Their New President
10 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
FIFA look to have set a date for their emergency meeting to vote on a new president. Definitely a case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted but hey, it’s a start.
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Egypt Delivers Bombshell Details About FIFA’s 2010 Bribe Request
08 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
You know your fingers may have become too sticky when you’re trying to solicit bribes from just about everyone in the footballing world. Yep, more damning allegations against FIFA.
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Russia And Qatar Might Lose Their World Cup Rights
08 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Oh dear, Vladimir could be very angry very soon. FIFA are threatening to revoke both Russia and Qatar’s World Cup hosting rights if it is found that they bribed officials.
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BBC Unveils Staggering Jack Warner Bribe Money Paper Trail
08 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Seeing as though we couldn’t be bothered keeping track of just how that $10 million donation was spent we can be thankful the BBC decided to do some digging. It ain’t pretty.
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Get Up To Speed – All Of Our FIFA Articles In One Place
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Over the past nine days we have seen FIFA fall apart at the seams and yet another example of our government’s denial in the face of damning evidence. Here’s your blow-by-blow account.
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To Those Who Think It’s A Good Thing That We Bribed And Got The World Cup – Read This
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
It doesn’t matter whether you think football is nothing more than a silly game, you see, there is something larger here that should anger each and every South African.
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REVEALED: Please Enjoy This Letter Danny Jordaan Wrote To FIFA
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Another letter has emerged in the exchange leading up to the payment of the $10 million, this time sent by Danny Jordaan and calling officials out by name.
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The Shit Is Officially Hitting The Fan As Hawks Launch SA World Cup Bid Probe
04 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Those who involved themselves in the illicit dealings that led to us being awarded the 2010 must be really feeling the heat. Here come the Hawks.
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Jack Warner Fears For His Life But It Won’t Stop The ‘Avalanche’ – Football’s Can Of Worms
04 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
As FIFA executives fall like dominoes and begin to blabber Jack Warner has joined the chorus – although he still maintains his innocence in the face of overwhelming evidence.
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