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Robert Mugabe
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Watch Mugabe Say He ‘Doesn’t Want To See A White Face’
10 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Robert Mugabe, I have no words for you right now other than please pack your bags and go back to your high-walled home in Zim.
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People Can’t Stop Talking About These Zimbabwean Comedians [Video]
09 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sometimes, laughter really is the best medicine. It’s healthy to be able to laugh at serious things. And wouldn’t you rather be laughing than sitting like a grumpy grouch in your rocking chair?
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Mugabe Discusses ‘Mischievous’ Rhodes Corpse Buried In Zim
09 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Mugabe is stirring the pot a little bit with what he has to say about Cecil John Rhodes being buried in Zimbabwe. What will his comrades say, I wonder?
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Picture Perfect – This Accidental Pic Of Robert Mugabe Is Epic [Image]
08 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Looks like Uncle Bob is trying something new fashion-wise these days. Here’s his latest style during his official state visit to our shores.
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Cops In Zim Are Quite Hectic [Video]
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We all know that our neighbours up north have it rough, what with their president being a bumbling fool and all, but this video is pretty tough to watch.
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Nando’s Desperate To Stop People Sharing This Hilarious Mugabe Ad
20 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
That day Mugabe fell. Haha. That is all. The memes have been phenomenal. Whilst Bob’s officials scrambled to delete all images, some clever kids got their creativity flowing.
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Tough To Stomach – Mugabe Will Serve Elephant And Lion Meat At His Birthday Bash
17 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
I suppose we should all feel a pang of guilt each time we eat commercially-farmed livestock bought from a supermarket but hey, at least we aren’t eating elephants and lions Uncle Bob.
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Mugabe’s Spin Doctor Goes Into Overdrive – Jesus Would Have Tripped
05 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Zimbabwean state media aren’t shy of a bit of hyperbole when it comes to defending the honour of Robert Mugabe. He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
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Robert Mugabe Fell On His Poepstring Yesterday [Images]
05 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The new chairman of the African Union took a little dive the other day, down the podium steps. I only wish this was on video… oh wait.
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Is Uncle Bob Really Our Best Option For AU Chair?
30 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It looks increasingly likely that Robert Mugabe will be appointed chairman of the African Union. Say what now?
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Will The Robert Mugabe Diet Beat The Tim Noakes Diet?
19 Jan 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
One is a diet made famous by a rancorous elder gentleman who refuses to listen to other opinions. The other is the diet of the Zimbabwean president.
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This Video Got Freshlyground Deported From Zimbabwe
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Southern African band Freshlyground were scheduled to perform the closing number at the Harare International Festival of the Arts. Shortly after their arrival, however, Freshlyground were rounded up and shipped straight back to whence they came. Four years ago they were banned from performing in Zimbabwe as a result of their video: Chicken to Change. The video is aimed […]
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They’re Running A Play In New York About Mugabe: ‘Breakfast With Mugabe’
20 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
‘Breakfast With Mugabe’ is a one-act play by British playwright Fraser Grace, and it’s currently on show off-Broadway at the Lion Theatre in New York.
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Is Mugabe Busy Dying?
03 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Mad Bob is on his way to Singapore yet again, for what has been described by one of his aides as a routine medical checkup. The president’s faith in his own country’s healthcare system aside, is the 88 year-old on the way out?
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UN Appoints Robert Mugabe As International Ambassador For Tourism (No Spice)
30 May 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well this is awfully troubling. Robert Mugabe, and his buddy, and political ally, Zambian president Michael Sata, have been honoured as “leaders for tourism” by the UN’s World Tourism Organisation. They join the likes of Drew Barrymore, David Beckham, Orlando Bloom, and Ricky Martin.
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Mugabe Deathbed Rumour: “A Lot Of Hogwash”
10 Apr 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Zimbabwean Information Minister, Webster Shamu, has told the AFP that reports that Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe was battling for his life in a Singapore hospital are “a lot of hogwash”. It must really irritate Bob when people make stuff up about him.
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Robert Mugabe “Fighting For His Life” In Singapore Hospital
10 Apr 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After decades of fighting innocent and unarmed civilians, Robert Mugabe is now reportedly battling with death in a Singapore hospital. Confidential info released by WikiLeaks last month said Mugabe has prostate cancer that has spread to other organs. According to the report, he was also urged by his physician to step down in 2008, but had ignored the advice.
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Zimbabwe Faces Possible New Famine
19 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Zimbabweans will be reminded of the previous times the country has declared a state of disaster as food shortages threatened widespread starvation. A third of Zimbabwe’s current maize crop has just been written off due to a prolonged dry spell, according to reports.
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Zimbabwe Bans Foreign Papers
03 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Think our South African Protection of Information Bill is scary? It’s nothing on Zimbabwe’s media commission, which has announced that it will actively ban foreign newspapers and magazines henceforth.
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