This is what we in the industry call “thinking on your feet.” Or, in this case, Veet. Sorry. Check this out – bloody brilliant. New Veet ad Beautiful. For those of you who don’t know, Veet is a hair remover that chicks use to tidy up. Guys also use it. I’ve used it […]
This, the second of our two-part Topless Presidents series, focuses on Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin . Vladimir Putin Stocky, yet firm Pootz is certainly bigger and stronger than our previous topless subject, Barrack Obama, although his six-pack is not as prominent as the most powerful man in the world’s. Vladimir would definitely […]
Good morning. As a number of you took Monday off and made a long weekend of the Tuesday public holiday, you might have missed the reports about George W Bush being attacked by a full pair of shoes. To see that you should either scroll down to the article or click here . Naturally, this […]
You couldn’t DREAM this up. You could smoke a ton of chronic and eat a plate of magic mushroom infused chocolate brownies, and the result would never be a concept as ludicrous as a journalist throwing his shoes, one after the other, at President George W Bush. I mean, Mike Myers used it as a […]
The old debate of whether life imitates art, or vice versa, has been thrown into another dimension this week. I mean, it was one thing for Arnold Schwarzenegger to become the Governor of California; but for him to deliver quotes like he did this week, well…. it’s just taking the piss really. This, From SKY […]
I see the topic of Luke Watson’s September 2006 Sports Illustrated quote coming up more and more. You know the one: “Playing for the Boks would be a great honour. It has the potential and it has the ability to become one of the most powerful emblems this world has seen. It stands for […]
Ok team, let’s do the right thing and get registered to vote. There are only 3 days left. Check it out: If you can’t make it this weekend for whatever reason, you can actually register any day this week before 9 November at the Cape Town Municipality Office, Paul Sauer Building, 1 Adderley St (next […]
This is quite brilliant. You’ll remember this image was/is used in advertisements and on the streets to create awareness with regards to mountain fires and the resulting danger to animals, with the caption usually being a quote from a tearful “BOKKIE,” saying, “Look what you’re doing!” with a dramatic fire in the background. Well someone […]
Ok, let me break it down for you. Andrew Sachs (aged 78) is the actor who played Manuel in the British comedy classic, Fawlty Towers (also starring John Cleese as Basil Fawlty). Andrew Sachs as Manuel in Fawlty Towers Now this fellow, Andrew Sachs, received a number of obscene phone calls on his […]
Just enjoy it. Click here if that doesn’t play It’s nice there, hey?
What is this new vomit trend that is sweeping the nation? It started last week when the press printed Luke Watson’s alleged comments regarding the Springbok Emblem – “Me having to wear the Springbok jersey, to keep myself from vomiting on it, because there is a bigger picture, because men and women have bled for […]
It is quite fitting that this picture of Cape Town mayor, Helen Zille’s car, is sent in on the day it gets announced that she has been voted the number one mayor in ON EARTH. CA 1, reserved for the mayor, on a Toyota Prius Helen Zille seems to be rolling with a hybrid. […]
So you probably caught the story about Luke Watson on iol which refers to a Rugby365 article about some comments that he made. This, a follow-up to the recent resurfacing of the tiresome notion to scrap the Sprngbok emblem. Luke Watson – pumping iron He said the “bigger picture” kept him from vomiting on […]
Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following comments. Dr. Marc Faber tells it how it is “The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it […]
It’s happening again! They’re fighting to get rid of the Springbok emblem. This, on the first of a two-day “National Sports Indaba” held in Deben. My God, they are a tiresome lot. Hello bokkie! This, load of crap, from iol.co.za: Rugby’s corporate sponsors and its hallowed symbol the Springbok came under fire […]
Pretty phenomenal stuff! Check out this video! CLICK HERE to watch video These are crazy times, my friends. I mean, who would have thought? [thanks lisa]
Local satirical news site Hayibo.com, South Africa’s very own version of The Onion, has done very well this week. Check this out from Hayibo.com: Rival ANC party to have better deejays, will be “off the hook” PRETORIA. ANC members loyal to ousted president Thabo Mbeki say if they form a new party, it will […]
You know how Hustler and other porn companies often take normal movie names and then make porno’s with similar titles? Like Saving Private Ryan led to a porn rip-off called Shaving Ryan’s Privates. They go on, including Riding Miss Daisy, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho, White Men Can’t Hump, Good Will Humping… it’s endless. So anyway, now […]
Jonty sent me this wonderful overview of our new president, Kgalema Motlanthe. Kgalema Motlanthe South African President September 2008- The incredibly thorough report which spans everything from his childhood years to his views on Zimbabwe, included this little piece: In an August 1997 interview with O’Malley he spoke with grudging admiration of […]
Tsk, tsk. Chiara never did enjoy the spellcheck Mkebi? Oh you mean Thoba Mkebi? Sis, come on guys.. [thanks adrian]
Now some of you might have missed a post I gave a couple years back outlining the POES project at NASA. This is a very real thing in the US and forms a major part of NASA’s space program. Seriously, check it out: Click here for NASA’s POES Project website More important to me is […]
Richard M sent this in with the comment, “You need steel cojones to pull this off!” Zapiro sees how far he can go in yesterday’s Sunday Times Jesus, that’s a big call! Ballsy indeed!
I will remind you that Boris Johnson is the very same very new London mayor who, upon winning the London Mayoral election, declared, “Tomorrow we get cracking, but tonight we drink.” Boris JohnsonPure entertainment I am very pleased to announce that Boris is back with a new speech, which he delivered at the […]
Well this is just an absolute treat! George W Bush never ceases to amaze. His family are so clearly embarrassed by him and there is nothing they can do – it’s a bit of a problem that he is the most powerful man in the world. Again I ask the question, are we all actually […]
You see! And there we were thinking that Bob Mugabe was coming right. That he was seeing the light. I’ll be honest, I let my guard down and thought a genuine Zimbabwe government of national unity was about to be formed between Robert Mugabe and Morgan Tsvangirai. God, don’t be silly! Farce Iol reports: […]
I’ve said it a before and I maintain that 2oceansvibe will never become altogether “political.” I do, however, have to lend an ear to the state of the nation and report back from time to time. Particularly when it is taking such a spicy tone, as it is at the moment. Jay Z […]
You’ve heard about the South African Chief of Police, Jackie Selebi’s Hummer. You wondered if the rumours were true and what the car looked like. It couldn’t be true, you thought. It’s too over the top. I doubt you ever imagined it would be THIS over the top. Note POLICE branding on the side, as […]