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Politics
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WHITE AFRIKAANS MAN RESPONDS TO MALEMA
04 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 39 Comments
ANC Youth League President Julius Malema , who was recently referred to as Julia Malema in an article (here) about gold medalist Caster Semen’s gender controversy, has defended his statement that white people did not come out to support gold medalist Caster Semenya at the airport when she arrived home. Julia Malema iafrica […]
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WHITE MOWBRAY MAN GETS REFUGEE STATUS IN CANADA
31 Aug 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 64 Comments
White 31 year old, Brandon Huntley, has managed to get as far as he can from the Mowbray mean streets. Canada were happy to take him on. This, from the Ottawa Sun : An Ottawa man has been granted refugee status after an immigration board panel ruled he would be likely be persecuted if […]
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JULIUS MALEMA’S GENDER QUESTIONED
24 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
Right, ok, did anyone check out the Cape Times front page this morning? If so, there may be more to it than you thought. Standard stuff? Just you wait.. As expected, it featured the ongoing gender-bender saga of South African female athlete, Caster Semenya. Bless her and all that, but did you read […]
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CASTRO SWITCHES FROM ADIDAS TO PUMA
24 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
In a move that is bound to shake the sports apparel world to the core, it seems that Cuban revolutionary leader, Fidel Castro has made the jump from Team Adidas, over to Team Puma. Recent footage displayed on the BBC’s website, show the first pics seen of Castro in the last 14 months. This, taken […]
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CARLA BRUNI UPDATE
14 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Carla Bruni has been a model and singer before. She has also dated both Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger. She is currently the First Lady of France and turns 42 this year. Let’s get a good look at that. At 42? I’m FINE with that The gap remains.. Not bad at all for […]
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THEY’RE STILL TRYING TO KILL BARACK OBAMA
12 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
My brother, Barack Obama, was in New Hampshire on Tuesday for a Town Hall meeting about healthcare and the changes he aims to introduce to the system in America. Now this is a pretty damn intricate topic and something I certainly won’t be discussing right now. For those of you who want to read more […]
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JEREMY CLARKSON ISLAND
04 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
If you watch and enjoy/hate Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson, you’ll LOVE this clip. It’s with Harry Enfield and the gang as they take Jeremy Clarkson’s character traits and vibe to the very limit. This is genuine quality. Aaah, God – that was great! [thanks michael]
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OBAMA AFTER VISITING JACKSON’S LAWYER
31 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Stunning! Have a good weekend! [thanks nic]
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THE ESPY AWARDS, NELSON MANDELA VIBE
31 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
I’ve received quite a few emails and sms’s and calls about this ESPY Awards vibe that was on TV a couple weeks back. People were really “touched” by their Nelson Mandela “tribute.” For the uninformed, the ESPY Awards is an annual sports awards event created and broadcast by American cable television network ESPN. The Arthur […]
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MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS
28 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
It cannot get worse than this. Possibly the worst looking movie I have ever seen in my life. Including powerhouse acting performances by household names Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson !! Oh, you don’t remember Lorenzo Lamas? My god, where have you BEEN!? Well let me just bring you up to speed. He was probably […]
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MUGABE’S GOVERNMENT DUPED INTO “DIESEL FROM A ROCK” SCAM
28 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
To actually believe in the concept of someone tapping diesel fuel from a rock is one thing, but to actually be conned into funding the person…. well, that’s just another story altogether. It happened to Rubert Mugabe’s government, funnily enough. You will not believe this! Actually, you probably will.. This, from News24: […]
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THE YANKEE WOLVES ARE STILL FURIOUSLY CRYING OUT
15 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Don’t let that headline confuse you. It’s just something I got from a recent news article, courtesy of the Korean Central News Agency of DPRK – the mouthpiece of Kim Jong Il, ruler of North Korea. Kim Jong Il in a state of undress. This particular photo has nothing to do with this story […]
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KIM JONG IL SEES JOURNALIST INCIDENT AS A CRIME BY THE US AGAINST NORTH KOREA
14 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I thought I wrote about it before, but I can’t find the article. So anyway I’m sure I told you before about these two US journalists who were arrested in North Korea and have been sentenced to….wait for it… 12 years in a labour camp! Jeepers – how hectique is that?! You know why? Oh, […]
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OBAMA AND THE POPE
13 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Before hitting Ghana, and not 24 hours after Barack Obama was scoping tail with Sarkozy in Italy, he’s maxin’ and relaxin’ with Da Pope! The Pope takes a break from emulating The TBG to meet Barack and Mish-kebab Barack changed his mind about going to confession after Pope Benedict XVI agreed that, even as […]
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OBAMA’S MESSAGE TO AFRICA
11 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Barack Obama has just made his his first trip to sub-Saharan Africa as president. This weekend brought a 21-hour visit to Ghana, direct from the G8 Summit and chilling with The Pope in Italy. Because that’s how he rolls. He has also just met Jacob Zuma face-to-face as presidents for the first time at the […]
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OBAMA WANTS TO SHIFT FOCUS FROM MICHAEL JACKSON TO NUCLEAR WEAPONS
08 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
There was no escaping talk of Michael Jackson in Russia yesterday, as Obama answered some questions about the late pop star, whilst dealing with the likes of Putin and nuclear war. Check it out: For those of you with broken video players [pffft!], this is what we got from politico.com: ABC’s Jake […]
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BOBBY AND JACKIE KENNEDY – A LOVE STORY
07 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was unaware that Jackie Kennedy (Onassis) and her brother-in-law, Robert Kennedy , had an affair following the death of JFK. Were you aware? According to a New York Post article about the new book, Jackie Kennedy had a four-year love affair with Bobby Kennedy that began not long after JFK’s assassination and grew so […]
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FIND YOUR FILIPINA BEAUTY TODAY!
21 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the down sides about having Google AdSense ads displayed on one’s website is they have a mind of their own. And by “down” sides, I mean “hilarious” sides. How Google AdSense works, is the code which produces the ad actually reads your webpage and will publish an ad depending on the content – […]
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FLOYD ON RUBBISH
20 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 18 Comments
In one of our most celebrated articles for quite some time (here), we featured a radio conversation between Radio 702’s Redi Direko and ANC Youth League spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu, where they attempted to discuss what he meant by his earlier statements claiming that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” If you didn’t listen to that, I […]
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WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN TONIGHT CHANNEL 113 AT 22H00
19 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Legendary actor and professional mood-swing sufferer, Alec Baldwin is in trouble after he featured on The Late Show with David Letterman which is on our screens tonight. The show ACTUALLY took place in The States on the 12th, but it’s only right that we get it a week late. I mean, shit, did you expect […]
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WHAT DID ANC YOUTH LEAGUE MEAN BY HELEN ZILLE SLEEPING AROUND?
18 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 42 Comments
This is just too beautiful! Radio 702’s DJ Redi Direko tried to find out more from ANC Youth League spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu, as to what they meant by earlier statements regarding Helen Zille “sleeping around.” You might want to read that article (here) before you move on to this stunning bit of radio. […]
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THE PORN STAR, THE REPUBLICAN AND THE DEAD MADAME
13 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Check out this awesome little piece in the Times last week involving a porn star running for senate, a religious right-wing republican getting bust using hookers after the “madame” of the brothel leaked it to the press. And that same “madame” later found dead having “committed suicide after being convicted of running a prostitution ring. […]
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NANDO’S JULIUS MALEMA PUPPET SOLD FOR R100,000
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Hahahaha! Oh God, this is just stunning! I’ve just found out that the Julius Malema puppet used in the recent Nando’s ads, has been sold at an auction for R100,000. For those of you out of the loop, Nando’s very recently got into a bit of kak (or not really) after some controversial ads were […]
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ELECTION POSTER FEVER
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
While the DA are running around wasting time banging their heads on the “Zuma is guilty” brick wall and pretending to be the most technically advanced party (although I’m sure even my grandmother would know to buy the .com version of their helpstopzuma.co.za website they registered), the other parties out there aren’t shy of entertaining […]
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NIC MARAIS IS LIVE TWITTING HIS VOTE IN NEW YORK!
15 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character (The DJ), ex KFM morning show host, voice of Cape Town and part time genius is currently studying law at Yale. He also got accepted to Harvard. Shame. Anyway, he is currently in New York, busy casting his vote for the SA General Elections! And he’s giving us a step by step vibe […]
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LONDON EX-PATS VOTE
15 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
This, just in from ex-pat, reader and friend of 2oceansvibe, Johan VZ: Dear Seth, I’m sure you’ll get a few of these today but here are a couple of pics of voters queuing up outside South Africa House in London this morning for the first ever overseas vote in the SA elections. A historic […]
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TREVOR MANUEL’S MANNERS A SHINING EXAMPLE TO ZILLE, LEKOTA
15 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
This article is by no means an endorsement of any party, nor is it an indication of who I will be voting for. It is just a brief word about how impressed I am with Trevor Manuel, and that the opposition parties and leaders might want to take a leaf out of his book. You […]
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PRINCE PHILIP ROCKS YOUR WORLD!
02 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The Obama’s met The Queen yesterday. The Obama’s meet The Queen (source) Don’t you just love the Duke of Edinburgh? He’s my absolute favourite! check his vibe there. He’s not quite sure. He’s like, “what the fuck is going on here?” But is going through the motions and has made a mental note […]
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THE DALAI LAMA IS “VERY DISAPPOINTED” WITH US
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Nobel peace laureate and Richard Gere’s best mate, The Dalai Lama, is “very disappointed” by South Africa’s decision denying him a visa to enter South Africa. This, following intense pressure from China, who despise His Holiness. I really must apologise, bru – if we had anything to do with it, you know you’d get a […]
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MUGABE APPEALS TO THE WEST FOR AID
20 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Robert Mugabe is obviously going through a down wave at the moment because his behaviour is quite bizarre. After eventually forming a unity government (which took longer than a human takes to learn to walk), he was also spotted next to the hospital bed of his rival Morgan Tsvangirai -the man he tried to kill […]
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