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Politics
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MALEMA MAKES FRONT PAGE OF THE LA TIMES – WITH SONG FEATURED ON 2OV RADIO
14 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A song which we also featured on 2oceansvibe Radio last month (during our show with Cokey Falkow – podcast here) has made it to the front page of the LA Times! Well done, Julius, you’ve achieved! Again! This, from the LA Times: Reporting from Johannesburg, South Africa The song’s called “Revolutionary House” and it’s gone […]
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UKRAINE PARLIAMENT MAYHEM
28 Apr 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
On Tuesday, while millions of South Africans were celebrating Freedom Day, Ukrainian parliamentarians were expressing patriotism for their country by throwing eggs at the speaker of parliament, detonating smoke bombs in the upper chamber, and generally engaging in fisticuffs. As you’ll see in this video, the jolly lawmakers are engaged in the ancient Ukrainian tradition […]
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TODAY IS FREEDOM DAY
27 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
In my matric year, 16 years ago today, South Africa held it’s first democratic elections, which brought the ANC and Nelson Mandela into power. Since that day, some of you have spent each and every moment petrified, preaching that the end was near. Nelson Mandela casts his vote in 1994 “When Nelson is no longer […]
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JOHANNESBURG MAYOR GETS ABSOLUTELY PUNISHED BY CHRIS BARRON
22 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I tell you, Chris Barron from the Sunday Times really nails it sometimes. His line of questioning can be so well planned and structured, that the interviewee (or “victim” in this case) doesn’t even realise which direction he is going and where his end point might be – whilst the reader can only squirm in […]
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ZUMA EXITS AS MAN BOWS DOWN TO WORSHIP HIM
19 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
What an incredibly thought provoking clip I found on the instanet. At first glance the video is more than enough to fill your every sense, as it features our president dancing and jumping around in a most joyous and celebratory fashion. Which is fair enough, as they had just won the 2009 elections. But that’s […]
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NORTH KOREA’S KIM JONG IL SETS WORLD FASHION TREND: PYONYANG
14 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A large number of you will think I am telling fibs at this point, but those who really know me will agree that I don’t mess around when it comes to things like this. And anyway, it’s already hit the world press. As an admirer of Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong il, it comes as […]
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NORTH KOREA SENTENCES AMERICAN TO HARD LABOUR
07 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Everyone seems terribly surprised that an American man, Mahli Gomes, has just been sentenced to eight years of hard labour for illegal entry and “hostile acts” towards North Korea (and therefore Kim Jong il). Good heavens! I think a little thank you would be more appropriate. Our Dear Leader – Kim Jong il The New […]
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JULIA MALEMA WEARS MUGABE’S LATEST RANGE
07 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
The Sun is giving the Terreblanche murder a full rev! You can read the article if you want, but I’d prefer you didn’t. It’s basically a British reporter’s thoughts on the Terreblanche murder and how it could bring havoc to the World Cup. Maybe it’s a good thing, given that The Sun targets the majority […]
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ALWAYS BE VIGILANT
06 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some people forget.. Not a day goes past that I don’t give thanks to our Dear Leader. He has given us so much, and yet we give him so little. Let us dedicate everything we do today, that is good, to him. [thanks nico]
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JULIUS MALEMA KILLS KENNY ROGERS LOOKALIKE
04 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 18 Comments
Julius killed Kenny.. On Saturday night, Eugene Terreblanche (unaffectionately known as “E.T.”), the leader of the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging (AWB) was murdered on his farm in Ventersdorp. The alleged motive for the attack was a pay dispute between him and his slayers – two African gentlemen, aged 21 and 16 year, who hacked and bludgeoned him […]
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WE HAVE NO OPTION BUT TO BOLSTER OUR NUCLEAR DETERRENT
29 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can’t believe the US are trying to have a go at Kim Jong il again. After all he has done for his people? And don’t you forget it! By the way, not sure if you caught the recent story on the Korean Central News Association’s website, entitled “Japan’s True Colours as N. Accomplice Stripped […]
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“THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL” – US VICE PRESIDENT
25 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
God forbid Joe Biden ever sets foot in a Virgin Active gym (known for their censoring of certain local websites for swearing), as the US Vice President went and dropped the F-Bomb on television as he gave Barack Obama a hug – thinking he was far enough away from the microphone. That was where he […]
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ZAPIRO GOES HARD
04 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Jesus! I’m fine with that.. Get more Zapiro at Mail & Guardian . And just in case you missed today’s sign boards – check it out: Hilarious double meaning.. With reference to the royal “pomp” and ceremony. [thanks robbie, mich]
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BUDGET SPEECH TERMINOLOGY
19 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not bad. Not bad at all.. [thanks trev]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR LEADER!
16 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Today is the birthday of Our Dear Leader and Great Commander, Kim Jong Il. It is therefore with great emotion and respect that we send out glorious rays of radiant sunshine and joy to his magical presence in this world. Kim Jong il – Our Dear Leader This, from The Winchester Whisperer: Tens of thousands […]
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DRESS LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I got a DM (Direct Tweet) with a web link from @thegoodcount the other day. All it said was, “You owe me a six pack” plus the link. Wow. Now I get a lot of crap in my inbox from you lot out there and I’m quite well tuned into what is and isn’t rubbish. […]
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FLOYD SHIVAMBU IS STOKED ABOUT HIS NUMBER OF “FRIENDS” OF FACEBOOK
12 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
The ANC Youth Leagues Spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu’s antics are well documented, here on 2oceansvibe. To refresh your memories, Floyd is the one who got grilled LIVE on Redi Direko’s Radio 702 show, following his comments that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” Floyd Shivambu is also the one with his own website which, unbeknownst to him, […]
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NAZI U-BOAT SPOTTED OFF SEA POINT – ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?
24 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
There was great concern as to the reason behind the Nazi flags flying at the University of Cape Town this weekend. Many speculated that they were hoisted for some movie being shot in and around the Mother City. Not a bad reason – certainly better than the suggestion of there being a Nazi convention being […]
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GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
13 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
“Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora “Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora – The setting of the new Vince Vaughn – Jon Favreau comedy Couples Retreat is idyllic even if the characters get themselves into some rather sticky situations. That’s because the movie was shot on location […]
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JULIA MALEMA UP FOR TOP GAY AWARD
08 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]
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CNN INTERVIEWS ZUMA – CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR TAKES HIM TO TASK
29 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
The G20 was carrying on over the past week or so and you might remember we mentioned CNN’s Christiane Amanpour when she destroyed one Robert Gabriel Mugabe in his first interview with the Western World in the last five years. South African president, Jacob “Jay-Z” Zuma got his turn on CNN with the same lady. […]
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BARACK OBAMA – FROZEN IN TIME
28 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
There was a U.N. meeting at the Museum of Modern Art in New York on Wednesday, during which US President Barack Obama had to endure 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries. ALL THE PHOTOS can be seen one-by-one on the State Department’s flikr page. Or, what you might prefer, and the reason for this post; […]
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MUGABE’S FIRST INTERVIEW WITH WESTERN MEDIA IN 5 YEARS
25 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe says many white farm owners occupied the land illegally and “historically have a debt.” Enjoy this CNN interview and keep an eye on anchor, Christiane Amanpour, as she literally shakes with anger. I don’t know why people get so upset about Robert Mugabe. It’s a chemical imbalance in his brain. […]
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“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” – MALEMA
22 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
2oceansvibe applauds Mail & Guardian, who are just a step behind News24, as they openly publish (without any censoring) the word “fuck.” A proud day for traditional South African media! I say “a step behind,” because News24 have already proven to be more than liberal in their application of the English language – recently publishing […]
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BARACK OBAMA CALLS KANYE WEST A “JACKASS” (INCL. AUDIO CLIP)
16 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
In a move which has astounded the world of traditional media and saluted the world of digital media and technology in general, an off-the-record statement about rapper Kanye West, made by American president (and very close friend of mine), Barack Obama, was released on Twitter and circulated the globe within seconds; reaching YOU – right […]
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BRANDON HUNTLEY, WHTE CANADIAN REFUGEE, IS “COLOURED”
10 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
A source gave us this. A new study has revealed that Brandon Huntley, who has been granted asylum in Canada after claiming to have been attacked by blacks several times, is the new black. Or more precisely, the former Capetonian is the descendant of one Francina van der Kaap, a woman “of colour”, and […]
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SILVIO BURLESCONI – THE ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER – LET’S HAVE THAT CHAT
09 Sep 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
As a 2oceansviber, you are required to know all about the extremely wealthy Italian Prime Minister and chauvinist (and professional spice master), Silvio Burlesconi . This guy is GREAT to watch! Stay tuned.. Our boy Wiki tells us: Silvio Berlusconi (born 29 September 1936) is an Italian politician, entrepreneur, real estate and […]
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“HUNTLEY CONNED ME INTO MARRIAGE”
08 Sep 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 19 Comments
Sources for this story came from a newspaper. Crime refugee Brandon Huntley’s estranged Canadian wife believes he “suckered” her into marriage in a bid to secure permanent residence in her country. And mother-of-two Melanie Crete-Huntley has reacted with shock to Huntley’s claims to the Canadian Immigration Board that he separated from her – after she […]
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SA VICE PRESIDENT HAS BRAAI NEXT TO LANDING STRIP
08 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Our traditional media sometimes misses the 2oceansvibe part of the story they’re publishing. Take for example this latest article which comes from News24 (Beeld). The headline was “Arrest after Motlanthe mishap” (here) and details something to do with a bad weather judgment by some air traffic controller, which led to South African Deputy President Kgalema […]
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NEW JULIUS MALEMA HUGGIES AD
07 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Please enjoy this Huggies nappies ad featuring Julia Malema.. Spotted at watkykjy.co.za. I’m fine with that..
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