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Politics
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“THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL” – US VICE PRESIDENT
25 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
God forbid Joe Biden ever sets foot in a Virgin Active gym (known for their censoring of certain local websites for swearing), as the US Vice President went and dropped the F-Bomb on television as he gave Barack Obama a hug – thinking he was far enough away from the microphone. That was where he […]
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ZAPIRO GOES HARD
04 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Jesus! I’m fine with that.. Get more Zapiro at Mail & Guardian . And just in case you missed today’s sign boards – check it out: Hilarious double meaning.. With reference to the royal “pomp” and ceremony. [thanks robbie, mich]
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BUDGET SPEECH TERMINOLOGY
19 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not bad. Not bad at all.. [thanks trev]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR LEADER!
16 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Today is the birthday of Our Dear Leader and Great Commander, Kim Jong Il. It is therefore with great emotion and respect that we send out glorious rays of radiant sunshine and joy to his magical presence in this world. Kim Jong il – Our Dear Leader This, from The Winchester Whisperer: Tens of thousands […]
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DRESS LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I got a DM (Direct Tweet) with a web link from @thegoodcount the other day. All it said was, “You owe me a six pack” plus the link. Wow. Now I get a lot of crap in my inbox from you lot out there and I’m quite well tuned into what is and isn’t rubbish. […]
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FLOYD SHIVAMBU IS STOKED ABOUT HIS NUMBER OF “FRIENDS” OF FACEBOOK
12 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
The ANC Youth Leagues Spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu’s antics are well documented, here on 2oceansvibe. To refresh your memories, Floyd is the one who got grilled LIVE on Redi Direko’s Radio 702 show, following his comments that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” Floyd Shivambu is also the one with his own website which, unbeknownst to him, […]
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NAZI U-BOAT SPOTTED OFF SEA POINT – ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?
24 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
There was great concern as to the reason behind the Nazi flags flying at the University of Cape Town this weekend. Many speculated that they were hoisted for some movie being shot in and around the Mother City. Not a bad reason – certainly better than the suggestion of there being a Nazi convention being […]
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GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
13 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
“Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora “Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora – The setting of the new Vince Vaughn – Jon Favreau comedy Couples Retreat is idyllic even if the characters get themselves into some rather sticky situations. That’s because the movie was shot on location […]
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JULIA MALEMA UP FOR TOP GAY AWARD
08 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]
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CNN INTERVIEWS ZUMA – CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR TAKES HIM TO TASK
29 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
The G20 was carrying on over the past week or so and you might remember we mentioned CNN’s Christiane Amanpour when she destroyed one Robert Gabriel Mugabe in his first interview with the Western World in the last five years. South African president, Jacob “Jay-Z” Zuma got his turn on CNN with the same lady. […]
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BARACK OBAMA – FROZEN IN TIME
28 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
There was a U.N. meeting at the Museum of Modern Art in New York on Wednesday, during which US President Barack Obama had to endure 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries. ALL THE PHOTOS can be seen one-by-one on the State Department’s flikr page. Or, what you might prefer, and the reason for this post; […]
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MUGABE’S FIRST INTERVIEW WITH WESTERN MEDIA IN 5 YEARS
25 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe says many white farm owners occupied the land illegally and “historically have a debt.” Enjoy this CNN interview and keep an eye on anchor, Christiane Amanpour, as she literally shakes with anger. I don’t know why people get so upset about Robert Mugabe. It’s a chemical imbalance in his brain. […]
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“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” – MALEMA
22 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
2oceansvibe applauds Mail & Guardian, who are just a step behind News24, as they openly publish (without any censoring) the word “fuck.” A proud day for traditional South African media! I say “a step behind,” because News24 have already proven to be more than liberal in their application of the English language – recently publishing […]
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BARACK OBAMA CALLS KANYE WEST A “JACKASS” (INCL. AUDIO CLIP)
16 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
In a move which has astounded the world of traditional media and saluted the world of digital media and technology in general, an off-the-record statement about rapper Kanye West, made by American president (and very close friend of mine), Barack Obama, was released on Twitter and circulated the globe within seconds; reaching YOU – right […]
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BRANDON HUNTLEY, WHTE CANADIAN REFUGEE, IS “COLOURED”
10 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
A source gave us this. A new study has revealed that Brandon Huntley, who has been granted asylum in Canada after claiming to have been attacked by blacks several times, is the new black. Or more precisely, the former Capetonian is the descendant of one Francina van der Kaap, a woman “of colour”, and […]
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SILVIO BURLESCONI – THE ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER – LET’S HAVE THAT CHAT
09 Sep 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
As a 2oceansviber, you are required to know all about the extremely wealthy Italian Prime Minister and chauvinist (and professional spice master), Silvio Burlesconi . This guy is GREAT to watch! Stay tuned.. Our boy Wiki tells us: Silvio Berlusconi (born 29 September 1936) is an Italian politician, entrepreneur, real estate and […]
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“HUNTLEY CONNED ME INTO MARRIAGE”
08 Sep 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 19 Comments
Sources for this story came from a newspaper. Crime refugee Brandon Huntley’s estranged Canadian wife believes he “suckered” her into marriage in a bid to secure permanent residence in her country. And mother-of-two Melanie Crete-Huntley has reacted with shock to Huntley’s claims to the Canadian Immigration Board that he separated from her – after she […]
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SA VICE PRESIDENT HAS BRAAI NEXT TO LANDING STRIP
08 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Our traditional media sometimes misses the 2oceansvibe part of the story they’re publishing. Take for example this latest article which comes from News24 (Beeld). The headline was “Arrest after Motlanthe mishap” (here) and details something to do with a bad weather judgment by some air traffic controller, which led to South African Deputy President Kgalema […]
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NEW JULIUS MALEMA HUGGIES AD
07 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Please enjoy this Huggies nappies ad featuring Julia Malema.. Spotted at watkykjy.co.za. I’m fine with that..
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WHITE AFRIKAANS MAN RESPONDS TO MALEMA
04 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 39 Comments
ANC Youth League President Julius Malema , who was recently referred to as Julia Malema in an article (here) about gold medalist Caster Semen’s gender controversy, has defended his statement that white people did not come out to support gold medalist Caster Semenya at the airport when she arrived home. Julia Malema iafrica […]
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WHITE MOWBRAY MAN GETS REFUGEE STATUS IN CANADA
31 Aug 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 64 Comments
White 31 year old, Brandon Huntley, has managed to get as far as he can from the Mowbray mean streets. Canada were happy to take him on. This, from the Ottawa Sun : An Ottawa man has been granted refugee status after an immigration board panel ruled he would be likely be persecuted if […]
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JULIUS MALEMA’S GENDER QUESTIONED
24 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
Right, ok, did anyone check out the Cape Times front page this morning? If so, there may be more to it than you thought. Standard stuff? Just you wait.. As expected, it featured the ongoing gender-bender saga of South African female athlete, Caster Semenya. Bless her and all that, but did you read […]
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CASTRO SWITCHES FROM ADIDAS TO PUMA
24 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
In a move that is bound to shake the sports apparel world to the core, it seems that Cuban revolutionary leader, Fidel Castro has made the jump from Team Adidas, over to Team Puma. Recent footage displayed on the BBC’s website, show the first pics seen of Castro in the last 14 months. This, taken […]
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CARLA BRUNI UPDATE
14 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Carla Bruni has been a model and singer before. She has also dated both Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger. She is currently the First Lady of France and turns 42 this year. Let’s get a good look at that. At 42? I’m FINE with that The gap remains.. Not bad at all for […]
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THEY’RE STILL TRYING TO KILL BARACK OBAMA
12 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
My brother, Barack Obama, was in New Hampshire on Tuesday for a Town Hall meeting about healthcare and the changes he aims to introduce to the system in America. Now this is a pretty damn intricate topic and something I certainly won’t be discussing right now. For those of you who want to read more […]
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JEREMY CLARKSON ISLAND
04 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
If you watch and enjoy/hate Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson, you’ll LOVE this clip. It’s with Harry Enfield and the gang as they take Jeremy Clarkson’s character traits and vibe to the very limit. This is genuine quality. Aaah, God – that was great! [thanks michael]
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OBAMA AFTER VISITING JACKSON’S LAWYER
31 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Stunning! Have a good weekend! [thanks nic]
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THE ESPY AWARDS, NELSON MANDELA VIBE
31 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
I’ve received quite a few emails and sms’s and calls about this ESPY Awards vibe that was on TV a couple weeks back. People were really “touched” by their Nelson Mandela “tribute.” For the uninformed, the ESPY Awards is an annual sports awards event created and broadcast by American cable television network ESPN. The Arthur […]
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MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS
28 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
It cannot get worse than this. Possibly the worst looking movie I have ever seen in my life. Including powerhouse acting performances by household names Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson !! Oh, you don’t remember Lorenzo Lamas? My god, where have you BEEN!? Well let me just bring you up to speed. He was probably […]
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MUGABE’S GOVERNMENT DUPED INTO “DIESEL FROM A ROCK” SCAM
28 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
To actually believe in the concept of someone tapping diesel fuel from a rock is one thing, but to actually be conned into funding the person…. well, that’s just another story altogether. It happened to Rubert Mugabe’s government, funnily enough. You will not believe this! Actually, you probably will.. This, from News24: […]
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