Every time the world thought we were on the edge of destruction, we proved them wrong, and with middle fingers raised to the naysayers, we have managed to build the crown jewel of Africa.
We’re searching for the light wherever we can.
In a speech to the Parliament of South Africa, President Cyril Ramaphosa said that the government has launched an investigation into several people involved in this gold smuggling and money laundering scheme per Al Jazeera.
While The Independent stuck to the divorce news, Fox News sneakily brought up the “slurry of controversial partying videos”, suggesting that they may have had something to do with the divorce.
They almost came for our pools, they should go for the yachts, and now they’re cracking down on our dishes.
A Cape Flats resident mocked the new tech-driven interventions saying “It’s a bloody joke, to be honest”.
Bona’s estranged husband wants to split 25 properties, 21 farms, a Dubai mansion, and a sizeable collection of luxury vehicles in the divorce proceedings.
Rhodes University students and Makhanda residents are fed up with the ongoing water crisis that is keeping parts of Grahamstown as dry as a stone.
The move has been condemned by more than 80 companies that said they were ‘dismayed’ by the high court approval of the law.
What can you do if someone with a yellow umbrella suddenly decides they don’t cover rain anymore? Absolutely f@#$ all.
Prince Harry was lumped into the same arrival group as Prince Andrew, was obscured by a large feather, and then promptly left. Fair enough.
While our politicians are fighting about who to blame for the lack of power in this country, our supermarkets are struggling to keep enough food on the shelves to feed the people.
This may sound like something from an X-files episode, but there is a scientific explanation, so leave the aliens out of this one. For now.
In many ways, that little brawl is rather symbolic of what is happening on the ground.
Again, the British royal family is facing controversy over their illustrious jewel collection.
Joshua Door might have been your uncle in the furniture business, but Jerry Martin is your man in the party snacks business.
Unfortunately, Cleopatra was not available for comment as she is dead and doesn’t care.
This is such a wholesome moment that one could almost forget about politics for a moment.
The next time you mouth off against international accountability for mass murderers, maybe double-check the script.
“Even our flags hate him”, wrote The Kiffness on Twitter.
Nine months after the assassination of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, in July last year, his successor, Fumio Kishida had an apparent little bomb scare.
Not only did the president and his people fly in on private jets, but they landed on an R20 million runway that he built with his own money.
Can we just skip ahead to the part where taxpayers get screwed for the government’s ill-conceived screw-up?
The Thabo Bester case has spooked everyone again, noting how four years later there is still major conjecture and uncertainty surrounding the circumstances of Gavin Watson’s death.
Maybe if Jeff Bezos had a smaller boat, little Tommy down the street wouldn’t have to be made to feel like a rich drol because his dad put in a pool.
By the sounds of it, the UK is prepping citizens for anything from AI overlords to nukes and hurricanes.
It’s tough being a global ‘playa’ when you are wanted by the International Criminal Court.
As an officer in Putin’s secretive elite personal security service, Gleb is one of the rare Russians with ranking who was able to flee and go public with the intimate and classified details of Putin’s life.
It sucks big time to live in Afghanistan. But only if you need help, have a vagina, or want to have a future.
A chilling video has emerged on social media that shows the Russian combatant receiving the statue which would kill him a short while later.