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Politics
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OMG Not Another One? Does Anyone In Government / Police Have A Real Matric Certificate?
05 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The police spokesman in KwaZulu-Natal has been found to have forged his matric certificate. Classic!
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Obama Cracks Showing As Republicans Control US Senate First Time Since 2006
05 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
“The Republican Party has won control of the Senate in the US mid-term elections, increasing its power in the final years of Barack Obama’s presidency.”
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The ‘New EFF’ Says Malema Is A Dictator
04 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Breaking news: Malema is quite the dictator. Gasp. Due to this, a new party has emerged and confessed some of the inner-details of the EFF’s workings.
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Bill Clinton Dropped An Epic Photobomb [Image]
04 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Bombin’ Bill nailed a classic photobomb…Or should we say, Classic Bill for sticking his head where it doesn’t belong?
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This Statue Has Been Torn Down Because Tim Cook Is Gay
04 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Imagine living in a country where the government and leaders are terrified of the smallest, most ridiculous things, namely giant iPhones taking over the world.
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The ANC Has Found Massive Success With Mxit – Listen To This
04 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Who thought that a national political party would use a social media platform so well that they would be awarded for it? Maybe some other parties out there should take heed?
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You Won’t Believe How Many Letters And Parcels Are Piled Up At The Post Office
03 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
The dog show that is the South African Post Office seriously needs to be privatised by someone with acute OCD. Then maybe it will work.
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Schabir Shaik “Has To Carry Around A Jar Of Vaseline Because He Gets Fucked All The Time”
03 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Schabir Shaik is our country’s favourite fraudster. If he isn’t lying about his qualifications, he is staying at private game lodges instead of being in prison. Now he can add this to his list of amazingness.
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Please Enjoy Putin Singing Fats Domino’s ‘Blueberry Hill’ [Video]
31 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Putin, while a stone-faced leader, also carries a soothing voice that melts hearts. Check out the video…
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Surprise, Surprise: The ANC Has Run Out Of Money
31 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
The ANC is always full of surprises, but usually it’s individual members doing something. Here we get to see the entire party up in arms about their financial situation.
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This Is Why You Don’t Watch South Korean Soap Operas In North Korea
30 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you thought getting TV shows from your friends was dangerous in Western countries, wait till you find out how it was handled in North Korea…
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Are You Aware The New President Of Zambia Is White? – Check This Out
30 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst Zambia mourns the passing of its president, a little bit of history has also been made. Zambia has a white president! #truestory
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Incredible: Steve Hofmeyr Latest Tweet Lost Him A Sponsored Bakkie
29 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
Steve Hofmeyr has done a truly exceptional job of being a world class douchebag via Twitter. At the same time he has “defied medical science”.
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Chaos As Jogger Runs Into David Cameron [Video]
28 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I feel this is a good time that someone suggest the US and the UK beef up their security just a tad.
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Julius Malema Is Pointing Guns At People Now
28 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Julius Malema is at it again, giving us our weekly dose of entertainment. This time, he is waving his gun around. Pity he didn’t fire it and get five years, unsuspended.
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Kenny Kunene Dumps Politics: Back To Eating Sushi Off Naked Women [Photo]
27 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kenny Kunene obviously found the whole politics-thing a little boring, and has returned to his old, and frankly more entertaining, ways…
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God How Embarrassing: Zuma Cancels Trip After British Prime Minister Refuses To Meet
27 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
Jacob Zuma is keeping us entertained again, because no one likes a comedown after the fun weekend. Here he is cancelling trips and wasting money.
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Someone Popped A Pig’s Head In The Woolies Kosher Section [Image]
27 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Woolworths is once again feeling the effects of selling products from Israel in its stores, and this time there was an actual pig involved.
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The Beheading Was Nothing – ISIS Lead-Up To Gruesome Demise Is Even Worse
27 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
IS has kept its hostage situations carefully under wraps, but now recounts are being told of the horror that IS captives had to endure.
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“I Will Fuck You Up” – Julius Malema Fast Food Assault Caught On Camera [Video]
23 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 16 Comments
Ah, Julius Malema… You managed to turn the simple act of buying a burger into a circus. It gives a whole new meaning to “Rave Burger”
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The Swastika Actually Used To Be Awesome
23 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Nazi flag, the most hated symbol of the 20th Century, features the dreaded swastika… which actually isn’t that dreaded when you look at its history.
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School Principal Fired For These Pics Of Julius Malema
23 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Whilst this has nothing to do with the EFF prancing around, it does include a snippet about Julius Malema, which usually equates to something amusing.
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Obama Dismisses Jealous Boyfriend [Video]
22 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
CNN showcases a funny moment between Obama and Illinois voters while at an early voting polling location. Classic Obama, wooing the ladies.
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Australian Teen Joins ISIS, Threatens Western Leaders [Video]
22 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
An Australian teenager has appeared in a new ISIS video swearing to attack the Western leaders after disappearing from his Sydney home back in June.
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This Is What Zuma Says About The Whole Pistorius Trial And Outcome
22 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Our dear president, Jacob Zuma, speaks about the Oscar trial and what he thinks of Judge Masipa, and why it helps to have money in prison.
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This Is What 5 Years In Jail REALLY Means
21 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The trial of Oscar Pistorius has finally come to an end, and with news of Oscar getting a 5-year prison sentence emerging, but what exactly does that mean?
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Here’s Obama’s Ebola Announcement He Made On Saturday [Video]
20 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
US president Barack Obama has taken some time to address the US citizens regarding the Ebola outbreak. Here his message here…
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Tycoon With 18 Children Wants To Settle Zuma’s Debt
20 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Will Zuma’s Nkandla woes be answered when his #bestfriendforever throws a fundraiser for him?
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STAGGERING! Jacob Zuma Compares Himself To PW Botha
20 Oct 2014 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It seems the leading party will side with apartheid government values when it suits them. Jacob Zuma, in particular, has used PW Botha to argue why the Nkandla debacle is above board.
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Please Explain This Man Holding An Umbrella Next To JFK’s Car When He Was Shot?
15 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Conspiracy theorists are asking why was a mysterious man holding an umbrella on a clear day next to the car John F. Kennedy was shot in?
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