Now before anyone thinks the plan means we will soon be putting out tenders for X-Wings and a Millennium Falcon, the SAAF Space Command will likely play a supporting role in securing our sunny blue skies, so don’t worry about your taxes.
But alas, the current state of Zimbabwe has never been the fault of the ruling ZANU PF, instead, it is obvious to anyone that the sh** governance is mostly the fault of Bush, Blair, businesses, citizens, white farmers, and a pet pig named George II. The last one was made up, but in the land of lies and false enemies, who cares?
The Guardian and the BBC reported about the ‘Game of Thrones’-esque royal drama that is unfolding after Prince Mangosuthu Buthelezi issued a statement that Zulu King Misuzulu kaZwelithini may have been poisoned.
Media figures, politicians, foreign leaders, and anyone who doesn’t agree can be found on the list, and it’s pretty creative in a childish way.
There are strict requirements that need to be met before euthanasia may be considered, such as suffering from an incurable illness that causes “unbearable” physical or mental anguish. Doctors however have the final decision in the matter, which is perhaps worrying.
Some of the upgrades to the island include the restoration of the Blue Stone Quarry Wall, a desalination plant upgrade, a diesel plant reticulation, a harbour precinct upgrade, and a new floating jetty among other refurbishments and maintenance projects.
It wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so very true. But you know us South Africans, when the going gets schizophrenic, we laugh at ourselves.
Perhaps they could convert the old post office buildings into monuments to an institution that worked at some point, but is now just pointless and riddled with corruption and incompetence. Like they did at Luthuli House.
These days it’s a pricey gamble for studios when they decide just how woke they should be.
With our tendency to run things until they break, we should perhaps not pack away the flashlights just yet.
Leaving his cash-stuffed couch at Phala Phala, with peacock feathers pruned for posturing, President Cyril Ramaphosa gathered his people and went to Ukraine and Russia thinking this would be a legacy moment for him.
The NHI is definitely NOT about access to quality healthcare for all, otherwise, we would have fixed our existing healthcare services.
People are not leaving South Africa because the weather is bad and the people are unfriendly. They are leaving because the ruling government is incompetent and has the economic insight of an empty milk bottle.
Thabo Bester is like a disease that contaminates everyone he comes in contact with. If it’s not his ‘socialite doctor’ trying to be released, it’s his lawyer on trial for rape. It is a horrific indictment of our prisons, the justice system, and the people who are tasked with protecting us from rapists and murderers.
The statement by the biggest turd in the toilet bowl of international politics is supported by lawmakers on both sides of the American political divide, and Republicans and Democrats are in agreement that South Africa is being a ‘bad actor’ as it accuses our government of deepening its military relationship with Russia.
Some dude in some woo-woo political party, called the Truth and Solidarity Movement Party, wants to be the next President of South Africa and is trying to get attention in all the most unfortunate ways.
African authorities are always struggling to keep up with providing services to cities that have seen unplanned sprawl for decades as people move to urban areas in search of work.
Many have believed that the steady trickle of ‘evidence’ around UAP has been a deliberate attempt to ‘soften up’ the masses for a potentially explosive revelation in the near future.
Busi Mavuso has warned that the government’s NHI plans (in their current form) will leave everyone in the country worse off, effectively wiping out private healthcare providers.
God, we miss Obama and his ability to speak coherently and stay on his feet.
Veteran Durban climate change researcher Professor Debra Roberts has been named among four experts nominated to lead the world’s top scientific advisory panel.
With our myriad of crises down here on the Southern tip of Africa, it’s easy to forget that a senseless war has been raging in the Northern Hemisphere for over a year.
A brave black woman called out the man sitting next to her on a four-hour flight after spotting his racist and homophobic texts.
“I am requesting any assistance to facilitate, help me build a bridge to the outside world.”
The threats were first reported by a police officer in San Francisco who was alerted to the plan after being contacted by a man that frequented the same Irish pub that he did.
Is Caitlyn attacking the very ‘gender ideology cult’ that supported her in an extremely public quest to become a woman? Or am I trying to apply Gen X thinking to Millennial confusion?
Honestly, we aren’t even bothered with what power stations broke down anymore, even if the list sounds like a boyband. Next week, it may as well be John, Paul, Ringo, and George that let us down.
For those of you who still think Nickelback is heavy metal, the song used is Eye of the Beholder, from Metallica’s Justice for All album.
So far it seems government is either oblivious to the change, or they are trying to find a cadre with enough competence to switch on the computer machine.
Regardless of your personal opinions about the recent debate around drag queens, it appears that a throw-down between Charlize Theron and Megyn Kelly will soon be coming to a social media platform near you.