Commission didn’t know about new cellphone video. Dutch Queen abdicates. More Chris Brown violence. Mayor Bloomberg: “Look at the ass on her.” Jobs role made Kutcher ill. North Koreans eating children for food. France ‘totally bankrupt. Putin lovechild #2.
Bouncers block exits, as 245 die in nightclub fire. Malema loses bodyguards. Australian Open result. Stats SA admits to incorrect census. Tina Turner becomes Swiss citizen. Burt Reynolds in ICU. Listen to The Strokes’ new song.
SA cyclists to be retro-tested for EPO. Twitter launches micro-video sharing service. US unveils assault weapon ban. JJ Abrams to direct next Star Wars film. Did fashion designer plan breast-slip? They have finally built a working Star Trek-style tractor beam.
Charlie Brown arrested for stalking. Armstrong sued for lies in book. FNB becomes political pawn. Rand/Dollar weakest in nearly 4 years. Federer faces tough Oz Open semi. Alarming 2013 rhino-kill stats. And the most used mobile app is..
Bieber takes over Gaga’s Twitter rule. Microsoft joins Dell buyout talks. Taliban calls Prince Harry a ‘coward.’ Another Russian mob boss assassinated.’ New Zealand plans to get rid of all cats. Zille Street or Malema Street?
Prince Harry admits to killing Taliban. Zille withdraws from New Age Breakfast. Tarantino looking enormous. Pippa’s follow-up book canned. World’s best big-wave surfers attempt Mavericks. Wikileaks says Aaron Swartz was a possible source. Dreamliner probe widens.
Kim Dotcom launches new file-sharing site. ANC angry with FNB for ‘political statement.’ Bieber flashes bum on Instagram. Obama’s inauguration. Lance still lying. Djokovic’s 5-set thriller. Which airline has the best food?
All Dreamliners grounded across the world. Facebook launches free phone calls. Nedbank is the most expensive bank in SA. Lance loses Olympic medal. How did Dr. Dre make everyone want his headphones?
Obama’s gun control proposal. Tiger wants to remarry Elin. Germany wants all its gold bars back. Sniper kills Russian mob boss. Analysts not impressed with Facebook search. Prince Albert denounces Grace Kelly film. Lohan’s dad says she is an escort.
Armstrong admits doping. Cycling might be dropped from Olympics. Facebook launches bold new search engine. Dreamliners grounded after emergency landing. HMV collapses. Tesco selling horse meat. Audi R8 crash docket ‘gone.’Charlie Sheen is a grandpa.
Armstrong apologises to Livestrong staff. Caxton buys Mvela’s stake in Times Media. Assad living on a warship. Timberlake drops first new single in six years (listen). William and Kate announce baby birth date. Obama’s brother running for governor in Kenya. Porn producer sues against condom rule.
Beijing smog reaches hazardous levels for 3rd day. Ecclestone says bribery trial will be amusing. Costa Concordia 1 year anniversary. Massive anti-gay marriage march in Paris. Cops shoot man in US cinema. Affleck wins two Golden Globes.
Another US high school shooting. 2013 Oscar nominations. White house says Piers Morgan can stay. SA’s outrageous road death toll. WC farmer strikes gets worse. Girls season 2 review. New island appears off Germany. Will & Kate’s daughter will be ‘princess’
Ozzie family clings to jetty for 3 hours. BAFTA nominations. Twilight tops Razzie nominations. Kate turns 31. Obama might use executive orders for guns. Historical medical procedure completed in Cape Town. Lance will not be paid by Oprah.
Applications open for 2023 Mars colony. Chavez inauguration postponed. David Bowie releases single after 10 years. Western Cape farm strikes return. Cheap iPhone 4 coming out soon. Free wi-fi in NY from Google. Longest tennis tie-break ever.
Google chairman Eric Schmidt visits North Korea. Cops storm Free State prison. Batman killer in court. Associated Press to sell tweets. Apple App downloads hit milestone. Another outrageous local insurance scam – this time with a corpse.
Armstrong considers announcement. Hacking scare at Capitec bank. SAA bailout. Italian fashion house CEO missing. Madiba fully recovered. Virgin France declares insolvency. Gerard Depardieu gets Russian passport. Kim’s baby-bump..
Small French village is safe from apocalypse. Instagram reverses privacy policy. Students admit to faking eagle video. Facebook tests charging $1 a message. Apple’s pinch-and-zoom patent rejected. Zuma’s grip almost 100%. Anchorman 2 release date.
Your new president. Obama backs auto-weapon ban. Instagram backtracks on privacy policy. China detains 500 for doomsday rumours. Zuckerberg donates $500 million. Adam Lanza loved playing Call of Duty. Ireland to legalise abortions. New face of Burberry..
Newtown killer couldn’t feel pain. 6 year old stayed alive by playing dead. Mandela surgery complete. Motlanthe approval rating higher than Zuma. Berlusconi engaged to woman 50 years younger. Hillary faints and is concussed.
Man dies attempting ‘Gangnam Style’ dance. Nurse suicide note criticised hospital. Citrusdal celebrates end of the world. 2013 Golden Globe nominations. Why white tigers should go extinct. Couple married 65 years die hours apart. Sean Penn says his marriage was a sham.
Motlanthe will challenge Zuma. Nirvana reunites with Beatle frontman. North Korea rocket tumbling ‘out of control.’ More censoring from SABC. Nurse cause of death revealed. Facebook changes privacy settings. Baby born at 12:12 on 12/12/12.
North Korea launch successful. Doctors reveal what is wrong with Mandela. First Royal in 3D. FBI and NASA suffer biggest hack this year. Aussie radio station gives money to victim’s family. Nurse left suicide note. League 2 side knocks out Arsenal.
Branson bets £1million on airline survival. Journalists say SABC is forcing Zuma bias. Djokovic buys world’s supply of donkey cheese. McAfee sells movie rights. Marijuana legal in another city. New camouflage fabric makes soldiers invisible. Miss France ‘too white.’
Madiba has stopped talking. We have a new Miss SA. Oz radio station fights back following nurse suicide. Virgin Atlantic brand will vanish. Obama tells Led Zep to ‘settle down.’ Google kills free apps for business.
Secret report reveals cash sources for Zuma’s reckless lifestyle. Baldwin arrested. Dewani’s PR man arrested for sex crimes. McAfee in jail. Absa to buy Barclays. 2013 Grammy nominations. Facebook about to explode via Microsoft. Apple to manufacture in US.
Airplane missing over Drakensberg: carrying Mandela’s medical team. Syria loads chemical weapons into bombs. ‘Take Five’ jazz composer dies. Village bans women from using cellphones. Microsoft Twitter campaign backfires. Murdoch’s mother dies. Climate change turns lobsters into cannibals.
Outrage over pre-death train photo. John McAfee seeking asylum. ANCWL wants Shrien Dewani bad. Rhinos to get specialised surveillance aircraft. Eminem’s daughter attacks Taylor Swift on Twitter. Who is the world’s most overpaid actor?
Pranksters push Kim Jong Un closer to TIME Magazine’s person of the year victory. Pope gets Twitter account. Kate has rare morning sickness condition. Syria prepping chemical weapons. Tyson high on coke during Hangover. Our grade nine’s maths average is WHAT?
Cops and teargas for Kardashian in Bahrain. Taxpayers’ pays for Zuma’s brother’s electricity. American Psycho writer tweets for cocaine. Has Apple fixed wireless-charging? When was the first SMS sent? News International CEO resigns.